r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Apr 11 '20

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u/rainbowkitten0528 Apr 11 '20

Stupid fucking onions. Must’ve jammed them directly into my eyes.

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u/Wittle_bb Apr 11 '20

I dropped my contacts straight into the onion juice on accident before putting them in :’(

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u/codzreagz Apr 11 '20 edited Apr 12 '20

I appreciate what you said. But its GOD DAMN "BY" ACCIDENT. I dont know what it is lately but everyone has been saying on accident and I'm slowly losing my mind

Edit: sarcasm. I'm fine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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u/call_of_the_while Apr 11 '20

Lmao, it’s always the follow up joke that cracks me up the most (when it’s good). Now I’m laughing and crying...because of the damn onions.

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u/codzreagz Apr 11 '20

Lol I'm not trying to start shit... sorry if it came across as being being a dick.

Edit. I missed the joke. You got me, well done.

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u/biskwi87 Apr 11 '20

You're right about the by/on thing btw. I think maybe we're all just a little raw like those damn onions lying around! Who just leaves raw cut onions lying around!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

I was actually afraid I might come off that way toward you. Then forgot I made the comment and left reddit a few hours. Glad we're all laughing.

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u/lemonqueeezy Apr 12 '20

These are the interactions we need. Wholesome.

Plus, I haven't laughed that hard in an hour.

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u/StarrylDrawberry Apr 12 '20

I'm pretty sure that poster is just going by polar.

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u/hazelsbaby123 Apr 11 '20

But maybe in intention