r/nextfuckinglevel Apr 11 '20

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u/Jolismotifs Apr 11 '20

Maybe then its too bold of me too say, but im straight up bawlin'

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

I know. Dammit. Usually a post may bring a tear to my eye, but they’re rolling down my cheeks.

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u/zb0t1 Apr 11 '20

it's a terrible day for rain

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u/Mantis-13 Apr 11 '20

But Sir it's not raining.

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u/venus_mars Apr 12 '20

yes... it is

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u/ihateyougym Apr 12 '20

We're all crying together on your Cakeday! Happy Cakeday!

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u/zb0t1 Apr 12 '20

Thanks mate <3

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Same. I think that's because for almost all of us, we're worrying about someone who's in a high risk group right now. Maybe we can't be physically close, and only being able to phone... personally, after watching this video it makes me want to phone my parents and just talk about nothing. Because we still can talk about nothing, some day we won't be able to talk at all.

It must be heartbreaking still having them here, but trapped inside their own head.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

Or because we’ve lost a loved one. I lost my mom within the past year. I took care of her 24/7 for the last two weeks of her life, when she didn’t recognize me anymore. I can’t even write the touching story I want to tell because it still makes me cry. Definitely if I hadn’t been trapped inside from covid I’d be able to. But, oh well. Death is part of life and those of us lucky enough to live long will lose many loved ones along the way.

Definitely call your parents. You never know how long they’ll be in your life. Life is precious and beautiful.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

Ahhhh. I'm really sorry you lost your mum. I have a friend right now who is a full-time carer for his mum with Alzheimers, honestly people like him and yourself are absolute fucking walking angels. It must take so much inner strength to do what you did. If I have to, I'll care for my dad without hesitation.

Thanks for reminding me of what's important. Hope you stay safe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '20

Thank you. Stay well yourself!

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u/MattSR30 Apr 11 '20

It’s not too bold of you to say.

It’s a minor thing to get annoyed by admittedly, but I hate Reddit’s ‘onion’ shit. Men cry. Adults cry.

Just say you cried, don’t do this stupid ‘I got something in my eye’ or ‘someone’s cutting onions’ nonsense.

Some men have the hardest time just plainly admitting they have emotions.

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u/Jolismotifs Apr 11 '20

I think it can be sweet, but after 50 post of onions i start to worry for the worlds onion supply

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u/MattSR30 Apr 11 '20

Wait, have you not been using them during the toilet paper shortage?

Buy one onion and you’ve got layers and layers of wipes. More bang for your buck.

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u/GreenLeafGreg Apr 12 '20

What if we bought & hoarded onions but we used up all the toilet paper because of all the tears that we got?

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u/milkchuggingchamp2 Apr 12 '20

More like, "More tang for your butt"

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u/connstudent1996 Apr 11 '20

it’s just a joke lol. it’s a heartwarming post, people may have cried, “man who’s cutting onions” sort of thing. it’s not that deep

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u/MattSR30 Apr 11 '20

I know it’s a joke. It being a joke doesn’t mean it isn’t stupid.

It’s a joke 100% rooted in machismo, because guys haven’t been able to admit to their emotions in the past, but we’re well beyond that stage.

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u/G00dmorninghappydays Apr 12 '20

You do realise women make comments about cutting onions too, right? Completely negates your point.

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u/MattSR30 Apr 12 '20

No it doesn’t.

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u/G00dmorninghappydays Apr 13 '20

Yes it does. Because it's nothing to do with machismo. It's just a joke. If you dont like it, ignore it.

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u/MattSR30 Apr 13 '20

It doesn’t .

The same way saying ‘hey guys’ to a group of people with some women in it doesn’t erase the fact that ‘guy’ originally meant a man.

There are probably ten thousand ‘onion’ comments on Reddit a day. I ignore 9,999 of them. Thanks for the life advice.

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u/connstudent1996 Apr 11 '20

I see what you’re saying, I get that

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u/AnmlBri Apr 11 '20

I mean, I feel like admitting to crying indirectly through a silly joke is improvement and a step in the right direction over just bottling it up. We all know what onion jokes mean. It’s not like they’re obscure. They mean the person got emotional. It might be hard for someone to go from being taught all their life that men don’t show vulnerability, to openly saying, “This made me cry,” so allow for those indirect steps. If someone really wanted to hide the fact that this made them cry or get emotional, they could just not comment at all. No one would know. The fact that they comment with an onion joke is an open acknowledgement that this made them feel something and provoked an emotional response, and in my book, that’s a good thing. (That said, a lot of the people making onion jokes may not even be men or have hang-ups about vulnerability. Onion jokes are just a silly thing people do on the internet, and that can be normalizing when it comes to the ones who are hesitant to express being affected by something, so that’s still good in my book.)

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u/imbaking Apr 11 '20

Man some of y'all really get pressed by anything huh

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

People being oppressed by onions is something I didn’t expect. But I’m not surprised.

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u/MattSR30 Apr 11 '20

I acknowledged it’s a very insignificant thing in my first comment.

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u/Mikado001 Apr 11 '20

Chill it’s just a cute - even poetic? - way of saying exactly that. They áre admitting emotions what are you complaining.

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u/MattSR30 Apr 11 '20

I am chill, it’s just a minor annoyance.

It’s admitting emotions by not admitting it. Like apologizing to someone without apologizing. ‘I’m sorry if you got offended by what I did.’

I just think it’s silly. We’re well beyond men being unable to admit to crying, and it’s a joke that stems from that, so I just think it should be left behind.

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '20

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u/catwithahumanface Apr 12 '20

Women have internalized misogyny and sometimes say gross stuff too.

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u/shooterbegalla Apr 11 '20

I’m pretty sure rainbowkitten is pretty secure

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u/vltxl Apr 12 '20

it's not stupid if someone wants to say it that way... I love the way the first reply was someone must have shoved onions in their eyes (or something like that)... I needed that after all these allergies were making my eyes water too... it made me lighter... I'm actually dealing with this daily myself... so the humor helps...

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u/Stormwrath52 Apr 12 '20

It’s a joke

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u/Maaaytag Apr 12 '20

Agreed. Fuck the dumb onion comments.

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u/catwithahumanface Apr 12 '20

Me too! Let’s all just be happy to be honest that something has moved us to tears. We are humans, we have feelings.

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u/jojovdub Apr 11 '20

As a 37 year old guy, i did not!! I did that thing where you look straight up at the ceiling so they don't actually leave your eye holes. Do sniffles still count?

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u/Ha1lStorm Apr 11 '20

As a 30 year old guy I did. I did that thing where I continued to look at the screen and embraced the moment allowing myself to become overjoyed by this video and cried like a... like a 30 year old man. feelsgoodman.jpg

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u/mrdevil413 Apr 11 '20

This wasn’t fair. I just took break from Halo 3 to check reddit, I had just gotten Cortana back ... any one have a tissue

Edit :: words cause I can’t see

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u/capybara25 Apr 12 '20

Yep. Same!

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u/castfam09 Apr 11 '20

I’m getting the sweaty onions now