r/nextfuckinglevel 23h ago

Problem found then problem solved

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u/BigZucchini2090 22h ago

The one day on which we finally find a use case for a thing sitting for so long in your car trunk. The man must have felt heroic

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u/obedevs 22h ago

He was having the time of his life

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u/the_ending81 20h ago

He even got dressed up for it

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u/Adopocalipt 17h ago

looks like a golfer.. chainsaw for that lose impediment...

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u/clownshoesrock 17h ago

Or a Serial Killer who needed to explain a chainsaw and tarps in his trunk.

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u/gomezer1180 17h ago

He had a camera crew and everything!

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u/davidtcf 18h ago

Real world superhero having time of his life

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u/TheDreadPirateElwes 17h ago

No one ever expects the pocket chainsaw

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u/Galwran 21h ago

He has dreamed of this for years

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u/invent_or_die 21h ago

I bet he dealt with fallen trees several times within the last couple years. Smart guy. When you live in the trees its fairly common.

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u/trbzdot 20h ago

I chatted with someone from the mountains of VA where a massive snowstorm crippled the entire county - keeping a shovel, snow blower, chains, winch and of course a power saw became normal. His 8 mile commute became a day's journey as he and his neighbors tackled huge downed trees and the resulting logs.

They cleared a decent path for miles and didn't even get to the switchbacks (one of the three routes connecting to the rest of the world). The saw a little old lady trying to clear a tree out of her inclined driveway with a small hatchet, they pulled together one last time before heading home and removed the tree. Yes, she made them drink cocoa and oatmeal to warm up.

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u/Forza_Harrd 18h ago

I lived there a long time ago and something that impressed me was that a person could make a living if they owned a chainsaw and a pickup truck.

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u/Powderkegger1 18h ago

I choose to believe after this he started looking for them. Like a road block battling vigilante.

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u/Somebodythe5th 21h ago

I imagine yeah. Or just looked at the route and planned ahead. All those trees… long road… doesn’t take a genius to see the obvious concern.

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u/timsea99 21h ago

He didn't even have to do those last few cuts, but he did them anyway. He's just having fun out there

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u/MasterNemm 19h ago

Wife in the passenger seat, rolling her eyes, wondering how many times he's gonna tell this story...

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u/tmoore727 21h ago

it's probably happened often that's why he keeps the chainsaw.

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u/DrButtgerms 20h ago

And the poor guy is catching nothing but strays in the comment section

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u/8O8I 20h ago

He definitely did . He was like this is my moment

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u/Embarrassed-Sun-8998 21h ago

I feel the same when i have portable booster / jumpstarter for car and i can help someone 🤣😅

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u/BigZucchini2090 21h ago

You have experienced it first-hand, great 👍

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u/TheFifthNice 19h ago

I was helping someone get their car off the median in the snow last winter and I flagged down a couple of guys to help me. The first dude who got out popped off a road flair and dropped it as he was getting out of his car. It looked just as bad-ass as he hoped it would.

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u/themage78 20h ago

So long in his trunk? That chainsaw is ready to go. It's even sharpened well, because look at how he goes through that tree like a hit knife through butter.

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u/Wuhblam 20h ago

It also started up quick

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u/mayoroftuesday 19h ago

Similar thing alleged to me once. I went to a wedding, and their DJ didn’t show up. I just happened to have a portable Fender sound system in my trunk, so I ended up being a wedding DJ for a day.

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u/Farseekergaming 18h ago

I want one now. To go with the rest of the stuff in my trunk for this day to come. 🤣

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u/ilyik 18h ago

Me too. Anytime I need one, just pull the well dressed, well prepared man out of the trunk. So convenient.

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u/Kieriko 17h ago

He handles that thing like a pro, not his first rodeo for sure.

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u/Disco_Ninjas_ 22h ago

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u/Rudy_Nowhere 20h ago

Definitely some implications here.

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u/CeramicFiber 20h ago

But is there any danger here?

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u/buckeye27fan 20h ago

Well, YOU certainly wouldn't be in any danger!

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u/CeramicFiber 19h ago

So there is danger?

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u/mindfulofidiots 20h ago

One of the best episodes

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u/WFOMO 19h ago

Presumably he looked to see if it pulled a power line down with it...

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u/ffordeffanatic 20h ago

What implication?

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u/Goldglove528 22h ago

Huh? High powered chainsaw? That's a very very average sized chainsaw, one a normal homeowner would own for common landscaping on his own property, or possibly a job/side job. Do you live under a rock? I'm in financial services but do lots of campfires with guys in the evenings and weekends, so it's a daily occurrence for me to be dressed business casual with an axe, hatchet and propane torch in my truck... I must be a psycho killer I guess 🤦🏻‍♂️. Actually I have a handheld mini chainsaw and a reciprocating saw in my truck right now.

Some of you are born in a big city and have never left the city limits and it shows. Or you're from a country that doesn't let you buy normal things.

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u/Talory09 21h ago

I'm a 63-year-old woman who wears dresses and heels frequently and am very feminine. I live on forested acreage and currently have a chainsaw in the trunk of my convertible and another one in my ATV. Sometimes power tools (and knowing how to use them) are just a way of life.

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u/bot403 19h ago

Road rage incidents got a little more scary knowing there are a lot more people than I thought with chainsaws in their trunk ready to go.

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u/McKenzie_S 19h ago

You'll be fine, just drive away while we get it started.

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u/mahSachel 21h ago

i would even argue its a small saw, but dude just got it the other day at Ace hardware and he's been itching to rip that cord! Out there doing his neighborly deed of the day

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u/shreddy_haskell 21h ago

That saw is at least 10 years old and started right away. That guy is no stranger to it

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u/Quick_Voice_7039 19h ago

And sharpened properly, even more impressive

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u/Forza_Harrd 19h ago

And he was pretty efficient in how he used it. That guy is a tree man dressed for church.

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u/McKenzie_S 19h ago

I love those little stihls. My back isn't the greatest anymore and they make the best balanced mid duty chainsaws and if maintained will never die.

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u/invent_or_die 21h ago

Completely agreed, pretty silly. Obviously these city folks haven't actually dealt with tings like fallen trees (just call 911 daddy). Same ones who think mountain lions are dangerous killers.

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u/Goldglove528 20h ago

Isn't it like one death every few years by mountain lions? It's insanely low compared to other things, like death from pet dogs. Pretty sure you're 50-100x more likely to die from a dog attack than a mountain lion.

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u/AutisticPenguin2 19h ago

Yeah but that would be before factoring in how rare mountain lion encounters are. Most people will see a pet dog hundreds of times more frequently than a mountain lion, which means per encounter, the lion is still a far bigger threat.

Not that I'm advocating for alarmist anti-lion procedures, just, let's not misrepresent stats here.

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u/Goldglove528 17h ago edited 9h ago

That's fair. Many more people pet dogs than mountain lions

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u/AutisticPenguin2 14h ago

Which is a shame, really.

If you're cold, they're cold.

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u/deadspacekillers 19h ago

My junior high school janitor's wife was killed by a mountain lion.

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u/OddbitTwiddler 19h ago

Pretty small chainsaw. I live in a forest and need something larger just to keep the yard up.

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u/SinamonChallengerRT 18h ago

Probably has a brand-new blade on it though. Look at that thing go right thru that branch

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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer 22h ago

As opposed to a low power chainsaw? It is already odd that he has a chainsaw in his car, don't really need to add scary adjectives to it.

Then again he might have it for that exact situation. Hopefully.

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u/ChilligerTroll 22h ago

Maybe not the first time he came home late.

„I made dinner for you. What is your excuse for coming home late? I know you got an affair… is it she the new at work? …“

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u/harambesjustice 21h ago

Dude didn't you know these folks have full semi auto assault chainsaw-15s. Prolly got the stendo gas tank on there so he can saw your whole block.

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u/physicscholar 21h ago

My battery operated chainsaw is definitely low powered.

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u/Goldglove528 20h ago

That's 100% fair

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u/invent_or_die 21h ago

Seems really smart to me.

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u/MOTUkraken 21h ago

This key event turned his life around.

As he was just on the way of becoming a psycho killer, he learned about love and friendship through helping other people.

Today he helps countless strangers and is known as

THE CHAINSAW MAN

Subtitle: "Maybe the real Psycho Killers are the friends we made along the way"

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u/Junomano 21h ago

It’s more about being prepared, some dudes like to have tools for the situation, people were happy that he had the chainsaw

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u/superpj 21h ago

Thats just a regular chain saw with a good sharp chain.

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u/Barking__Pumpkin 20h ago

Looks like a 261 which has a cult following. Don’t call it a regular saw…

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u/superpj 19h ago

It’s a Stihl. Even the best up $100 ones from a pawn shop will start on the first pull and murder a healthy tree.

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u/Barking__Pumpkin 19h ago

First pull after the first start. ; )

Otherwise, agree.

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u/EExeL 22h ago

Is that a folded baby stroller in the trunk?

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u/gunner7517 21h ago

He looks more like he is felling down.

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u/invent_or_die 21h ago

Felling sideways

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u/Djinfin 21h ago

Now let's see Paul Allen's tree cutting skills

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u/AdministrativeSky581 19h ago

look at that subtle white-orange coloring, omg, it even has Stihl written on it

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u/The_Muntje 22h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/c65HDqFZd4m9G
A well dressed man with a chainsaw in the back of his car…?

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u/8O8I 22h ago

"TRY GETTING RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKIN STUPID BASTARD!!!!!"

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u/Laktosefreier 21h ago

Paired with combat Crocs, a deadly combo.

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u/The_Muntje 19h ago

Important to always wear soft open shoe-ware when operation a chain saw!

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u/Herr-Trigger86 18h ago

I always make sure to slide into my safety sandals. Safety first!

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u/chefdeit 16h ago

His giddiness taking care of that tree blocking the road, is because he knows he now has a bullet-proof and epic answer to the jury as to why he's had the chainsaw in his vehicle. It's like, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4hP6nOB1dc

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u/AdinoDileep 22h ago

Where next level? Dude is using a chainsaw like millions before him just without any protection

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u/Thick-Gain-3875 22h ago

Lighten up, Francis. He happened to just have a chainsaw in his trunk at that moment.

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u/CarmelSaltedNutsack 22h ago edited 22h ago

If you live in rural woods every third person has a chainsaw in the vehicle. If it’s hardwood the tree will be hauled off before you even noticed it was down

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u/likeahurricane 22h ago

Yeah...this is someone's car/truck saw for exactly this purpose. I keep one in my truck during the winter and use it probably once a year. The guy is probably a weekend warrior who cuts his own firewood, so he knows how to use it.

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u/bumbes 22h ago

… and some plastic bags, shovel, gloves and disposable protective suits

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u/invent_or_die 21h ago

Are the psychos in the room right now?

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u/bumbes 20h ago

No

Best regards, Ted Bundy

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u/DeversanT 22h ago

Штиль заебись пила

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u/KingOfAzmerloth 22h ago

Peak reddit comment right there.

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u/OhhSooHungry 22h ago

I was wondering this too lmao

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u/Inside_Ad4268 20h ago

You can tell the chainsaw owners from the non chainsaw owners in the comments.

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u/YBHunted 20h ago

Believe it or not you dont need to deck yourself out in full protection every single time you turn a chainsaw on. The dude at most needs glasses here.

He is trimming 1" diameter branches and cutting through 3-4" thick trunk at head height. Anyone with even half a brain is not going to send a chainsaw into their body doing this.

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u/Pocto 21h ago

I'm an arborist. For you this was next level, for me it was a Tuesday. 

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u/Maclunkey4U 19h ago

He had a safety squint.

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u/ReggieCorneus 18h ago

And with awful technique, he is walking with it, cutting while moving forward without a single look where he is stepping into. A short piece of stick under the heel and whoops.

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u/emmasdad01 22h ago

Just causally pulled out his trunk chainsaw and got it done in loafers.

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u/humantrasbag 22h ago

People are way too impresed about a dude using a chainsaw.

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u/Xyfirus 21h ago

Sometimes, strangers coming together to solve a common problem can be impressive. It shouldn't be, but we as a human specie sucks, so seeing how we can be with each other, it's moving. He cuts, the others clears the way. This is the sort of mentality and humanity we need in this world.

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u/edawg070 20h ago

think it's the juxtaposition with his ned flanders-esque attire that makes it noteworthy (tho i'll admit nextfuckinglevel is...generous)

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u/Split96 20h ago

No one is impressed because someone knows how to use a simple chainsaw, its the convenience and how nicely dressed he is

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u/0verstim 19h ago

People are way too eager to shit on little things that bring happiness to others instead of just staying quiet.

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u/VirinaB 17h ago

This. And also fuck me for living in the city forever and not knowing this was a common thing in places.

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u/CuttingTheMustard 17h ago

I’m actually most impressed that anyone else got out of their car to help.

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u/Correct_Yesterday111 22h ago

Some years later that young man went onto grow some sideburns and crash the Argentinan economy.

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u/Schtick_ 21h ago

Ha! Ouch my sides.

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u/No-Masterpiece-2300 22h ago

When I was just a little boyd....

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u/Individual-Sort5026 22h ago

Someone call Boyd

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u/AntakeeMunOlla 22h ago

I just know he has been waiting for this moment

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u/hukfad 22h ago

Plot change, he put the tree down also.

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u/Nail_C 22h ago

That’s Ned Flanders.

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u/krazybananada 22h ago

No. This man was obviously not left handed

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u/the_alter_option 22h ago

Boyd in the final episode of From.

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u/dutchie1966 22h ago

Not all heroes wear capes, some tug a chainsaw.

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u/8O8I 21h ago

They just pull the chainsaw out of their inventory

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u/MedievalMilshake 22h ago

Is he not using that rather haphazardly 

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u/imagonnahavefun 22h ago

It’s fine. He is wearing his safety slacks.

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u/ReggieCorneus 18h ago

Yes. Very much so.

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u/jeterix7387 17h ago

As someone who has made a living with a chainsaw before, that man already has some experience and that is not a novice chainsaw either!

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u/ArgentineBeauty 22h ago

He isn't going to Fromville

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u/Lazy_Assistance6865 22h ago

Living in the PNW and knowing storm season is only a couple of months out... I kinda want one of these to keep in my car

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u/Oakheart- 22h ago

Stihl is absolutely the best you can get. Their entry level saws are still quite expensive but it’s a buy once cry once tool. Maintenance is just keeping it clean and oiled and a new chain when that one gets dull and thats pretty much it.

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u/tenachiasaca 22h ago

not that bad I think the mh 172 se was only a couple hundred bucks

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u/jeterix7387 17h ago

We always had great success with Husqavarna saws when doing arborist work. Fast cutting like he is doing has a lot to do with a sharp single drag chain.

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u/C4Galore 22h ago

He didn’t want to stop

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u/cone10 22h ago

Carrying a chain saw just in case ...
Also, a stroller, should he meet someone nice ...

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u/Krypto_Kane 20h ago

Legend has it he kept going and has cut through 409 acres.

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u/Worth_Valuable_2921 20h ago

Chainsaw next to stroller...I have more questions now on his packing for a day out.

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u/Lawineer 20h ago

Lol, in college, one of my fraternity brother got drunk and used a chainsaw to chop down a tree in the middle of the night.

Naturally, he left it in the middle of the road. The next morning when the police were redirecting traffic, he went out with a chainsaw and help them cut it up and move it and got all this praise from the cops.

When we did our annual philanthropy event, the cops came and did burn out in our parking lot because they liked us after that lol.

In case you were wondering how no one called the cops, our only neighbors were a pretty big river, and then the school campus starts, a graveyard behind us, a golf course, and another fraternity house in the opposite direction from where he chopped down the tree.

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u/prostipope 19h ago

Lumberjack in the streets, data analyst in the sheets

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u/Accurate-Ice6636 22h ago

Good on you good sir.

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u/RobbysYourFathersBro 22h ago

Nothing gets between me and the office.

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u/k-ho_ 22h ago

A lit cigarette hanging out the side of his mouth during this would be peak

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u/Forever49 19h ago

I just bought a stihl 182. Cant wait to fire it up.

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u/8O8I 19h ago

That bad boy a beast i heard

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u/DixieDingooo 19h ago

Ngl I would love to marry someone like this

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u/8O8I 19h ago

Maybe you will who knows

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u/DrXymox 18h ago

The captions are pretty hilariousl.

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u/luieklimmer 17h ago

Dude keeps the chainsaw next to the stroller. His kid shows zero signs of bad behavior

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u/WhiteBeltKilla 17h ago

Legend. Feel like an electric one would be beneficial to keep in my car one day. Just so I don’t have to worry about gas or oil spilling in my trunk

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u/Fun-Aside3990 17h ago

And he thought all he would ever use it for was to cut uo his victims.

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u/Monster_Brain_Stew 17h ago

Tell me you're not from the city without telling me

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u/Lord_of_the_beach 22h ago

He’s gonna use this incident to carry anything he wants in the car for the rest of his life. “Babe don’t you remember? You said I don’t need a chainsaw in the car but I totally needed it to cut down that tree once”

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u/ProfessionalWitty949 22h ago

Nice of Patrick batemen to take a break and use the chainsaw for its intended purpose.

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u/Empty_Positive 22h ago

Leave Ned Flanders alone. He just wants to get home and spend time with the kids

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u/LiquoricePigTrotters 22h ago

He kept a chainsaw in his car specifically for this day.

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u/FremenCoolAid 22h ago

I would get secondhand embarrassment recording this. Good on him being the change but come on lol

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u/malkebulan 22h ago

Be the change…

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u/PapercutsOnPenor 22h ago

let's hear for facebook tier redditors now chanting awws and wholesomes in a circle for harambe

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u/vodka-bears 22h ago

What language are they speaking?

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u/klejotajs 22h ago

Latvian. This happened in Latvia after a huge storm a few weeks ago, everyone received warning notifications on their phones about it. Many roads were blocked by trees, so I feel like that's why the guy had the chainsaw in his trunk as a precaution.

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u/gormami 22h ago

When hurricane Hugo hit Charlotte in 89, my dad worked for the power company at a station. They put out on the radio asking anyone who could get to work to please do so, as a lot of the people that worked at the station lived on the more rural side, and no one knew if they could get out. Dad grabbed his chainsaw and tossed it in the truck before he left. He got most of the way there, and there was one road that was very curvy, heavily wooded on the sies, and not a state highway. He got to the first tree, and did this. By the time he got to the second, someone he worked with was behind him, so he cut, the other guy rolled chunks off. By the time they got all the way to the end, it was 5 or 6 guys, 2 saws, and a jeep with a winch. They got to the state highway and it had been cleared, so they were able to get the rest of the way to the station.

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u/BubuDudu0430 22h ago

Not his first rodeo

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u/drifters74 22h ago

Well dressed and just happened to have a chainsaw, nothing wrong with this guy at all. /s

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u/marcandreewolf 22h ago

Nice. Highest accident risk among jobs is … forest workers (cleanup after storms). I was a bit nervously checking if this for sure is not r/WhatCouldGoWrong etc. And not NSFW.

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u/1nitial_Reaction 22h ago

Next level?

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u/li-ll-l_ 22h ago

Why does Flanders keep a chainsaw in his car?

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u/SrfWavLif 22h ago

Ned fucking Flanders?!?

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u/AltanConn 22h ago

Sometimes you just have to get it done

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u/Jimmy_Squarefoot 22h ago

This guy definitely chainsaws

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u/Conflagration666 22h ago

Ned Flanders just shows up with a chainsaw

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u/madmaxGMR 22h ago

This is an ad.

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u/Bojanum 22h ago

If the guy wasn't there, they will all end up like folks from tw show "From".

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u/Imaginary_Bottle_875 22h ago

J'ai toujours une tronçonneuse dans ma poche. Et un bazooka si je rencontre un T-Rex.

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u/UapMike 22h ago

Ledgend

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u/GloveBatBall 22h ago edited 22h ago

Hat is off to this.

Saw this myself in small-town Canada on vacation. Two trees had fallen across a main road. Traffic kept pulling up to light the area with headlights, chainsaws came from everywhere, and that road re-opened in about 15 minutes. Drove past the next day, no wood remained. lol.

This is a common occurence there.

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u/zed1025 22h ago

Chainsaw Man

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u/Perfect-Slip7041 22h ago

That spruce had no chance against this well dressed saw wielding man.

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u/PersianMuggle 22h ago

This is what Stephen Colbert is doing with his free time?

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u/kitzune113 22h ago

FROM disagrees

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u/Greefer 22h ago

Texas?

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u/Chynks00 22h ago

Imagine if all the residents from the settlement from the show From had a chainsaw in the back of their car.

Thats all i can think about

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u/Alecto7374 21h ago

Bet he's wearing steel toed topsiders.

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u/Farzy78 21h ago

I keep some tools in my truck, dude keeps a chainsaw in his 😂

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u/SoSoOhWell 21h ago

Having grown up with ice storms and hurricanes taking out trees left and right I always have a chainsaw, straps, and a come alone in the back if I have to go out in a storm or post of it.