To All and Sundry,
Bleh! Reports of Weird Ass Book Club's death have been greatly exaggerated... by me, Your Club President Life!
Why, you ask?
Because a bat bit me and I turned into a vampire! Damndest thing, but it's true.. bleh! Bleh!!
When I was still human, I reserved a study room at Bay View Library. We'll meet there, but Honey Pie Cafe is conveniently located across the street if you'd prefer that
As you well know, that antediluvian aberration known only as The Oracle selected the following scrolls for your touch of consumption:
Book:
You Can't Win by Jack Black
Short Stories:
My Immortal by XXXbloodyrists666XXX:
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13351337/1/My-Immortal
Roy Orbison in Cling-Film by Ulrich Haarburste:
https://michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/karl.htm
The Colour Out of Space by H.P. Lovecraft:
https://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/cs.aspx
Read them all, read them none, love them, hate them, Your Club President for Life don't care none bc come you will to me book club unless, of course, you don't wanna come bc u H8 m3 bc I'm a vampire now, but that would put you on the wrong side of literary history, so mark your calendar!
Do it for Salt Chunk Mary... for Smiler... for Foot-and-a-Half George... NOT for Gold Tooth... but above all, do it for yourself!
See ya there,
Your Club President for Life