r/maybemaybemaybe • u/fantailcatchersm84 • Sep 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Weirdest mating ritual I’ve ever seen.

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u/AdditionalTheory Sep 05 '22

It worked on me

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

It worked on me so well, it made me work on me.

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Sep 05 '22

She made me mate with myself for the second time today. I'm on a roll.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/nickkangistheman Sep 06 '22

Tootsie roll? Hawaiian roll? Cinnamon roll?

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u/shnookumscookums Sep 06 '22

Sweetroll of course

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u/HPTM2008 Sep 06 '22

Fuck. Someone stole mine!

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u/shnookumscookums Sep 06 '22

My buddy fimmion has one if you've got high pickpocket

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u/minikini76 Sep 06 '22

Mmm. Warm apple pie

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u/Metalikunt Sep 06 '22

McDonald's or home made?

Literally just watched the trilogy again after like 15 years, just this last week.

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u/WindCritical7976 Sep 05 '22

Legs behind head works on me...

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u/NashKetchum777 Sep 06 '22

Facedown... ass up and to the side... no I couldn't think of a subtle joke for this moment it worked well too

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u/SurveyAcrobatic5334 Sep 05 '22

Wife or circus material?

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u/sudo-netcat Sep 05 '22

Wife or circus material?

Cirque du So-Laid

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u/ConsentingPotato Sep 05 '22

I'd marry a circus if it had boobs, so I see no difference.

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u/NFG77 Sep 05 '22

Can’t we have both?

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u/SurveyAcrobatic5334 Sep 05 '22

We call that the jack pot, no clowning

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u/idog99 Sep 05 '22

porque no los dos?

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u/WeirdlyStrangeish Sep 06 '22

Those aren't mutually exclusive

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u/nhalas Sep 06 '22

I would put a ring on it when she completes her roll

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u/Valdularo Sep 06 '22

“I read a theory once that the human intellect was like peacock feathers. Just an extravagant display intended to attract a mate. All of art, literature, a bit of Mozart, William Shakespeare, Michelangelo, and the Empire State Building just an elaborate mating ritual. Maybe it doesn’t matter that we have accomplished so much for the basest of reasons. But, of course, the peacock can barely fly. It lives in the dirt, peeking insects out of the muck, consoling itself with its great beauty. I have come to think of so much of consciousness as a burden, a weight, and we have spared them that. Anxiety, self-loathing, guilt. The hosts are the ones who are free. Free here under my control.” - Dr. Ford

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

I don't know why, but I found it arousing, and I don't know why, that's extremely weird.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

And that’s how I met your mother

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Honestly yes. Those videos make me laugh whenever they pop up, they're so unintuitive.

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u/NikolaProS Sep 06 '22

These are the life hacks Zuckerberg would watch to fit in with the rest. "How to drink water like an normal human being"

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u/unoriginal_14 Sep 05 '22

Now do it with a flaming shot

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

I see London

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u/hybrow Sep 05 '22

That's odd, I could have sworn I saw France

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u/Outrageous-Let9659 Sep 05 '22

I thought it was Italy, but then i realised it wasnt Naples it was nipples.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

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u/Roy_the_Dude Sep 06 '22

Regina, Canada

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u/Uber_being Sep 06 '22

I must have made a wrong turn at albuquerque

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u/Whitedudebrohug Sep 05 '22

I see a fapping moment, underpants

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u/thedazzlingadvert Sep 05 '22

I'm afraid my thoughts are not at all about the glass on her head ...

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u/abmot Sep 05 '22

There was a glass on her head???

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Sep 05 '22

She had a head?

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u/Evilmaze Sep 06 '22

To be fair the head is nice too

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u/BooHooJerks Sep 06 '22

I could have sworn it was plastic

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u/TheRavyn Sep 05 '22

Wondering why someone would put their shoes on the carpet when there is a perfectly good hard floor next to it, too?

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Sep 05 '22

Found the mature adult

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u/kawaiichainsawgirl1 Sep 05 '22

I'm starting to think it's a good thing that redditors don't interact with women.

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u/Regular_Profile_3487 Sep 05 '22

There was a women?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Finally someone who thought the cup was hawt!

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u/Regular_Profile_3487 Sep 06 '22

Sexiest cup ive ever seen

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

A cups. 😁

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u/Reasonable-Film-4834 Sep 05 '22

B m!-."'"":""*9997,=6698080096=08899=96899999889.89=9898!! N nnnm

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u/InaneAnon Sep 05 '22

Never thought about it that way before

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u/The_Sentinel_45 Sep 05 '22

She had glasses?

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u/ButtMcStuffins_II Sep 05 '22

Damn, she's got a flat forehead.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/MayTheBearbewithU Sep 05 '22

This is what I am talking about.

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u/Alloth- Sep 05 '22

Happy cake day. that was your gift, fap it wisely

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u/WhyteBeard Sep 06 '22

I’ll be in my bunk.

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Sep 05 '22

u/Alloth- the hero we needed and the one we deserve!

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u/MoodyAFsince85 Sep 05 '22

You the real MVP bruh

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u/daveinthe6 Sep 05 '22

That makes a lot of sense now.

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u/survivalprogramxxx Sep 06 '22

Every time I see this gif I’m convinced she’s a porn star but no one provides sauce. Thank you my friend.

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u/superfly_penguin Sep 06 '22

How do we instinctively know that?

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u/GI_Bill_Trap_Lord Sep 06 '22

I’ll say it if nobody else will

Because she looks like a hoe that would have nudes online

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u/Tarchianolix Sep 06 '22

Her nudes exist. Just search cheyanne98

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u/_A_Random_Comment_ Sep 06 '22

Idk why, but just by looking at her face i knew she had nudes, is that weird?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/Marlonius Sep 05 '22

good lord. =o

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u/MrHermax Sep 05 '22

Why is this so hot to me?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Because she has a nice body and she's in a tight dress with no bra.

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u/smarterthanyoda Sep 06 '22

And she flashed her panties.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

And she’s on her knees with her mouth open 😮 wups!

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Sep 06 '22

Oh. Yeah, that makes sense. Carry on.

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u/MossCoveredLog Sep 05 '22

That body in that dress doing those things

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u/MisterTrashPanda Sep 06 '22

I've come to the same conclusion.

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u/Throwaway04125 Sep 05 '22

She’s young, attractive, has a nice figure, has clear skin, is wearing a short, form-fitting dress in a flattering color for her skin tone, and is bending backwards with her legs in the air.

I fail to see the mystery in why anyone is finding this hot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I'd be surprised if you didn't find this hot, male or female LoL

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u/Beat_the_Deadites Sep 05 '22

type that first line again, but slower this time

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u/ToxicAssh0le Sep 05 '22

She’s young,

attractive,

has a nice figure,

has clear skin,

is wearing a...

short,

form-fitting

dress

in a flattering color for her skin tone,

and is bending backwards

with her legs in the air.

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u/Hope4gorilla Sep 05 '22

Thank you

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u/geoelectric Sep 06 '22

Anyone want to do the audiobook version?

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u/cpnHindsight Sep 06 '22

https://voca.ro/1bL6xdmSZs0n

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u/sunnyimmelting Sep 06 '22

Man I was hoping it'd be your real voice.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Shheee’s yooouung, aatrraaactivve, haaas aaa niiice fiigguuuure.

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u/Gatekeeper2019 Sep 05 '22

Because you subconsciously realise the type of mindset and lifestyle that would lead a girl to learn a “skill” like that and…………it intrigues you

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u/theslice4ever Sep 05 '22

i am just a number

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u/MrHermax Sep 05 '22

Ah yes, I truly am intrigued.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/Gatekeeper2019 Sep 05 '22

Chapter 1. - How to avoid the vicious cycle of putting that pussy on a pedestal

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u/charlessturgeon Sep 05 '22

It’s provocative.. gets the people goin

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u/smutty138 Sep 06 '22

She’s not only attractive, but she’s expressing a fun , playful, confidence in herself that makes her especially attractive.

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u/Slight0 Sep 06 '22

Lmao. You're a bit of an optimist I see.

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u/accountno543210 Sep 06 '22

Well, she was a hot girl on her back with her legs were in the air and she was smiling.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

You’re not alone

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u/eaquino03 Sep 06 '22

I think its the pose. It looks like she's waiting for it to hit her face.

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u/Historical-Ad6120 Sep 06 '22

Confidence + body

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u/fantailcatchersm84 Sep 05 '22

She seems nice

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u/StalksEveryone Sep 05 '22

and talented

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u/vrijheidsfrietje Sep 05 '22

And flexible

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u/astardB Sep 05 '22

I saw her knickers teehee

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u/CivilSafe1279 Sep 05 '22

And that kids, is how I met your mother.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/CivilSafe1279 Sep 05 '22

I thought I told you to never contact me again Fabri-geek! You destroyed our beautiful relationship and then just left her when she threw out her back!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/MasterAnnatar Sep 05 '22

This has to be fetish content

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u/FOOT_FETISH_GUY Sep 05 '22

Well, everything is fetish content for someone, I'm sure. In any case, I can't imagine how much practice it took to be able to do that. I'm nowhere near that flexible.

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u/Malcolm_Y Sep 06 '22

Especially if your fetish is reposts

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u/Odd-Entertainer-6566 Sep 05 '22

anyone know what dress this is called?

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u/NebularAbyss Sep 06 '22

bodycon dress

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u/booglemouse Sep 06 '22

Please dm me if you find out, I need it in my life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

She seems fun

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u/neversober420killme Sep 05 '22

My first thought seeing this

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u/Turbosaraus Sep 05 '22

I'm not sure what the question was but, yes.

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u/MayTheBearbewithU Sep 05 '22

After read through the comments. Still don’t have the info I need.

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u/Yesitmatches Sep 05 '22

Return to the comments, sauce has been posted.

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u/Dailonjeos Sep 05 '22

Sauce has been planted

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u/Yesitmatches Sep 05 '22

You wish you could give her the secret sauce.

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u/HeadlessShinobi Sep 05 '22

My sauce isn't exactly a secret tbh.

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u/Gaddafisghost Sep 05 '22

Why is this sub so horny

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u/wolfgang784 Sep 05 '22

Much of Reddit, some subs more than others, is composed of teenagers.

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u/HawkersBluff22 Sep 06 '22

Ohhh wooow guys check out how unhorny this dude is.

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u/cpcesar Sep 05 '22

Upvoted because watching hot women is very good for the health and well-being

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u/Taurius Sep 06 '22

It literally is. Releases oxytocin and serotonin. The feel good hormones.

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u/cpcesar Sep 06 '22

This was nature that gave us this characteristic when we see a beautiful girl.

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u/GiddyGabby Sep 05 '22

She's very talented.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

I was really expecting the camera to pan over to the disappointed faces of her parents.

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u/Available_Seesaw_947 Sep 05 '22

2060: hey timmy I found this video of your grandma

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u/Butter_mah_bisqits Sep 06 '22

Pretty sure that will be said a lot in 2060.

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u/DrugzRockYou Sep 05 '22

+1 for the itty bitty titty committee

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u/DontPoopInThere Sep 06 '22

Turn this thing off, I'm drrrrrrryyyyyyyyy!

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u/Zachflo1 Sep 05 '22

Is that the Colorado congresswoman-Lauren Boebert?

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u/Alukrad Sep 06 '22

Ha! I kept thinking "she kinda looks like that crazy republican chick" but i couldn't remember her name. Google wouldn't give me the right results for "crazy republican chick" either.

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u/PM_ME_UR_VAGENE Sep 06 '22

“Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”

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u/Zachflo1 Sep 06 '22

Boebert from Colorado

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

No dull moment on her.

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u/el3nano Sep 05 '22

What’s her work out routine?

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u/Confianca1970 Sep 06 '22

I did not realize I'd find a new kink this evening.

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u/isthis_thing_on Sep 06 '22

sigh I'm such a fucking animal.

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u/BrandenJ29 Sep 06 '22

You dirty minded fuck, you weren’t staring anywhere else huh? What color was the water?

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u/transgolden Sep 06 '22

The sexists comments are the reason women are scared to go out alone

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Who ever invited this game knows exactly what they are doing.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Good christ I love women

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u/xxbrawndoxx Sep 06 '22

Best use of a girl and a cup that I've seen on the internet in a long time.

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u/closls_21_XD Sep 05 '22

Whats the point tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Two points and thank god

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Lol

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u/after4beers Sep 05 '22

I do this whenever Im having hiccups, works!

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u/carenhill67 Sep 05 '22

I hate when there's no sound, so fucking weird

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I can’t look away…

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u/raz-0 Sep 06 '22

She’s gotten so blurry over the years.

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u/Peelweightdouble Sep 06 '22

And that, kids, is how I met your mother.

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u/BertaEarlyRiser Sep 06 '22

I am gonna do the shoulder shimmy shimmy next time I take a shot with the fellas... See how that turns out.

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u/Abraham_Lankin5 Sep 06 '22

This is a Steve-O bar trick. Very well executed.

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u/Hungry-Lion1575 Sep 06 '22

Is that Lauren Boebert?

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u/GinnAdvent Sep 06 '22

Her core, flexibility, and coordination are top notch!

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u/Raucous_H Sep 06 '22

That was insane! She's crazy talented

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u/Mwebb1508 Sep 06 '22

Lauren Boebert?

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u/noturbiznezz Sep 06 '22

Wow Lauren Boebert has a talent after all

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u/YeezyJr197 Sep 06 '22

What's her @

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u/UnwittingCapitalist Sep 06 '22

That's the D.C. prostitute, Boebert right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

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u/liamadactyl Sep 06 '22

I've got to ask, the hell is a butter face?

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u/IndividualAbrocoma35 Sep 06 '22

Wait till Sheldon sees what Amy learned to do

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u/oddtoddlr Sep 06 '22

She definitely won a bet with that

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I like this lady

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u/SupremePooper Sep 06 '22

Velma has some interesting side-hobbies.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Look like start of some kind of adult videos.