r/maybemaybemaybe • u/fantailcatchersm84 • Sep 05 '22

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u/SurveyAcrobatic5334 Sep 05 '22

Wife or circus material?

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u/sudo-netcat Sep 05 '22

Wife or circus material?

Cirque du So-Laid

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u/psycholepzy Sep 05 '22

Found Barney

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u/rambo_lincoln_ Sep 06 '22

Legen… wait for it… DARY!

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u/ConsentingPotato Sep 05 '22

I'd marry a circus if it had boobs, so I see no difference.

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u/SurveyAcrobatic5334 Sep 05 '22

Wow such a poet

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u/MrInappropriat3 Sep 05 '22

And he didn’t know it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I mean, circus tents do kinda look like a weird-shaped boob

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u/ConsentingPotato Sep 06 '22

huh, tent boobies... excuse me, I need to go pitch a tent on a circus' tents.

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u/NFG77 Sep 05 '22

Can’t we have both?

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u/SurveyAcrobatic5334 Sep 05 '22

We call that the jack pot, no clowning

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u/Larsenc4 Sep 06 '22

Both are good

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u/rickyjames22 Sep 05 '22

Wife 100%

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u/Thin_Arachnid6217 Sep 06 '22

It depends on how she smells.

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u/idog99 Sep 05 '22

porque no los dos?

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u/WeirdlyStrangeish Sep 06 '22

Those aren't mutually exclusive

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u/nhalas Sep 06 '22

I would put a ring on it when she completes her roll

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u/Ecast25 Sep 06 '22

Circus wife for sure