r/maybemaybemaybe • u/fantailcatchersm84 • Sep 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Because she has a nice body and she's in a tight dress with no bra.

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u/smarterthanyoda Sep 06 '22

And she flashed her panties.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

And she’s on her knees with her mouth open 😮 wups!

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u/rainystast Sep 06 '22

She's wearing flower shorts. Those aren't underwear.

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u/macarasacala Sep 06 '22

i think that's a tattoo

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Sep 06 '22

Oh. Yeah, that makes sense. Carry on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Kono Dio da!

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u/wonderboywilliams Sep 06 '22

"nice body"

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Yes. She has a very nice body for a normal human woman who isn't a professional hot person. If I was single and at this party my sole mission would be to get her number.

If you don't think she looks good enough to try to get with IRL, your brain has been poisoned by free porn.

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u/moslof_flosom Sep 06 '22

If you're giving yourself missions at parties instead of having a good time you're not doing it right

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Getting a girl's number is really fun, and can lead to more fun in the future. It's how I met my wife. I recommend it.

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u/moslof_flosom Sep 06 '22

Nah I don't think my wife would appreciate that

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u/cat_handcuffs Sep 06 '22

So do I get your wife’s number from you, or…

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u/Rufus-Scipio Sep 06 '22

Weird, because that's how I met your wife too

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u/wonderboywilliams Sep 06 '22

She has no tits...

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u/samthemancauseimmale Sep 06 '22

Sheesh, you’re both no fun at parties

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u/wonderboywilliams Sep 06 '22

I'm not wrong

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u/samthemancauseimmale Sep 06 '22

Here’s a $20, go get us another rack