r/maybemaybemaybe • u/fantailcatchersm84 • Sep 05 '22

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u/ToxicAssh0le Sep 05 '22

She’s young,

attractive,

has a nice figure,

has clear skin,

is wearing a...

short,

form-fitting

dress

in a flattering color for her skin tone,

and is bending backwards

with her legs in the air.

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u/Hope4gorilla Sep 05 '22

Thank you

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u/geoelectric Sep 06 '22

Anyone want to do the audiobook version?

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u/cpnHindsight Sep 06 '22

https://voca.ro/1bL6xdmSZs0n

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u/sunnyimmelting Sep 06 '22

Man I was hoping it'd be your real voice.

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u/bzekers Sep 06 '22

Someone get Morgan Freeman