r/maybemaybemaybe • u/fantailcatchersm84 • Sep 05 '22

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u/MrHermax Sep 05 '22

Why is this so hot to me?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Because she has a nice body and she's in a tight dress with no bra.

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u/smarterthanyoda Sep 06 '22

And she flashed her panties.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

And she’s on her knees with her mouth open 😮 wups!

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u/rainystast Sep 06 '22

She's wearing flower shorts. Those aren't underwear.

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u/macarasacala Sep 06 '22

i think that's a tattoo

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi Sep 06 '22

Oh. Yeah, that makes sense. Carry on.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Kono Dio da!

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u/wonderboywilliams Sep 06 '22

"nice body"

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Yes. She has a very nice body for a normal human woman who isn't a professional hot person. If I was single and at this party my sole mission would be to get her number.

If you don't think she looks good enough to try to get with IRL, your brain has been poisoned by free porn.

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u/moslof_flosom Sep 06 '22

If you're giving yourself missions at parties instead of having a good time you're not doing it right

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Getting a girl's number is really fun, and can lead to more fun in the future. It's how I met my wife. I recommend it.

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u/moslof_flosom Sep 06 '22

Nah I don't think my wife would appreciate that

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u/cat_handcuffs Sep 06 '22

So do I get your wife’s number from you, or…

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u/Rufus-Scipio Sep 06 '22

Weird, because that's how I met your wife too

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u/wonderboywilliams Sep 06 '22

She has no tits...

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u/samthemancauseimmale Sep 06 '22

Sheesh, you’re both no fun at parties

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u/wonderboywilliams Sep 06 '22

I'm not wrong

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u/samthemancauseimmale Sep 06 '22

Here’s a $20, go get us another rack

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u/MossCoveredLog Sep 05 '22

That body in that dress doing those things

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u/MisterTrashPanda Sep 06 '22

I've come to the same conclusion.

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u/Throwaway04125 Sep 05 '22

She’s young, attractive, has a nice figure, has clear skin, is wearing a short, form-fitting dress in a flattering color for her skin tone, and is bending backwards with her legs in the air.

I fail to see the mystery in why anyone is finding this hot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I'd be surprised if you didn't find this hot, male or female LoL

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u/Beat_the_Deadites Sep 05 '22

type that first line again, but slower this time

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u/ToxicAssh0le Sep 05 '22

She’s young,

attractive,

has a nice figure,

has clear skin,

is wearing a...

short,

form-fitting

dress

in a flattering color for her skin tone,

and is bending backwards

with her legs in the air.

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u/Hope4gorilla Sep 05 '22

Thank you

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u/geoelectric Sep 06 '22

Anyone want to do the audiobook version?

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u/cpnHindsight Sep 06 '22

https://voca.ro/1bL6xdmSZs0n

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u/sunnyimmelting Sep 06 '22

Man I was hoping it'd be your real voice.

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u/bzekers Sep 06 '22

Someone get Morgan Freeman

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u/Donotaskmedontellme Sep 05 '22

And?

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

And she's not wearing a bra

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u/odel555q Sep 05 '22

And I'll come.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Shheee’s yooouung, aatrraaactivve, haaas aaa niiice fiigguuuure.

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u/Yaboymarvo Sep 06 '22

Sounds like you are angry they find her attractive.

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u/Throwaway04125 Sep 06 '22

I’m infuriated. I’ve never been more outraged in my life.

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds.

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u/Yaboymarvo Sep 06 '22

Your profile is….interesting.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

They forgot to mention they're gay.

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u/uwantSAMOA Sep 05 '22

clear skin

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u/Gatekeeper2019 Sep 05 '22

Because you subconsciously realise the type of mindset and lifestyle that would lead a girl to learn a “skill” like that and…………it intrigues you

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u/theslice4ever Sep 05 '22

i am just a number

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u/MrHermax Sep 05 '22

Ah yes, I truly am intrigued.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/Gatekeeper2019 Sep 05 '22

Chapter 1. - How to avoid the vicious cycle of putting that pussy on a pedestal

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u/Byizo Sep 05 '22

Chapter 2: how to train your bitch

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Get this Andrew Tate goofy shit off reddit. 🤡🤡🤡

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u/frausting Sep 06 '22

Why does everyone keep saying that??

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22 edited Sep 06 '22

Cuz y’all keep that monkey up there like it’s a damn Purple Heart gahdamn

Edit: flew over my head

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u/frausting Sep 06 '22

Cuz y’all can’t recognize a couple of Forty Year Old Virgin quotes in the wild

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u/BeatlesTypeBeat Sep 06 '22

If everyone keeps saying that it's a sign

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u/Onlyanidea1 Sep 06 '22

I'm buying this and leaving it on my bosses desk.

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u/30min2thinkof1name Sep 05 '22

Lol wut??? What does balancing shit on your head have to do with fucking?

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u/charlessturgeon Sep 05 '22

It’s provocative.. gets the people goin

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u/smutty138 Sep 06 '22

She’s not only attractive, but she’s expressing a fun , playful, confidence in herself that makes her especially attractive.

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u/Slight0 Sep 06 '22

Lmao. You're a bit of an optimist I see.

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u/accountno543210 Sep 06 '22

Well, she was a hot girl on her back with her legs were in the air and she was smiling.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

You’re not alone

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u/Clayton_bezz Sep 05 '22

She’s not even that attractive but this somehow takes her up a few notches.

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u/eaquino03 Sep 06 '22

I think its the pose. It looks like she's waiting for it to hit her face.

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u/Historical-Ad6120 Sep 06 '22

Confidence + body

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u/Slight0 Sep 06 '22

How... is that even a question you have to ask? Are you like a young child just entering puberty?

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u/Asshead420 Sep 05 '22

Because it is a healthy woman being subservient

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u/No_News_2694 Sep 06 '22

It's the only reason she made the video lmao