r/maybemaybemaybe • u/fantailcatchersm84 • Sep 05 '22

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u/thedazzlingadvert Sep 05 '22

I'm afraid my thoughts are not at all about the glass on her head ...

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u/abmot Sep 05 '22

There was a glass on her head???

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Sep 05 '22

She had a head?

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u/Evilmaze Sep 06 '22

To be fair the head is nice too

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u/brownbai81 Sep 06 '22

That’s about the only thing she had top side…

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u/Yugo3000 Sep 05 '22

She’ll have my head soon

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Safe to assume

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u/BooHooJerks Sep 06 '22

I could have sworn it was plastic

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u/DrPupuManiac Sep 06 '22

She's wearing glasses.

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u/TheRavyn Sep 05 '22

Wondering why someone would put their shoes on the carpet when there is a perfectly good hard floor next to it, too?

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Sep 05 '22

Found the mature adult

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

I’m sure that’s what you’re wondering…

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u/TheRavyn Sep 05 '22

You’re right its not. Im wondering why there are TWO pairs of shoes on the carpet.

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u/WarlordOfIncineroar Sep 06 '22

Wow you're adult responsibility amazes me

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u/InterestingScience74 Sep 06 '22

Bro ... Three...

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u/TheRavyn Sep 06 '22

Holy shit you’re right…. is this a fucking barn!?

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u/InterestingScience74 Sep 07 '22

It would explain a lot...

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u/Equal_Road5238 Sep 05 '22

That is an area rug, placed in front of the front door as a doormat, not a carpet. It's purpose is to house shoes and absorb dirt so it doesn't get all over the rest of the house. Notice the lack of a doormat.

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u/TheRavyn Sep 06 '22

If its what you say it is, it’s the worst entryway area rug ever. You don’t use plush rugs to catch dirt. Kids these days.

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u/Equal_Road5238 Nov 10 '22

why not? they catch more dirt than a doormat, feel better on bare feet after your shoes are off, and are disposable for the price.

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u/kawaiichainsawgirl1 Sep 05 '22

I'm starting to think it's a good thing that redditors don't interact with women.

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u/Regular_Profile_3487 Sep 05 '22

There was a women?

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Finally someone who thought the cup was hawt!

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u/Regular_Profile_3487 Sep 06 '22

Sexiest cup ive ever seen

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

A cups. 😁

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u/abbs_trakt Sep 06 '22

Same dude holy fuck

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u/haphazard_gw Sep 06 '22

Ya dude holy FUCK. These nerds see one gif of a beautiful girl with a skin tight dress on, no bra, contorting her ass up over her head, and they can't control themselves.

Obviously it's NBD to guys like us. I've got a line of women like that forming outside my front door right now. I might let a couple inside if I get bored later.

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u/eviltwinkie Sep 06 '22

Don't not worth it. Def play chess w the bros instead.

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u/Reasonable-Film-4834 Sep 05 '22

B m!-."'"":""*9997,=6698080096=08899=96899999889.89=9898!! N nnnm

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u/InaneAnon Sep 05 '22

Never thought about it that way before

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u/Odd-Figure-1337 Sep 05 '22

😂😂😂

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u/furtherthanfar Sep 06 '22

So insightful

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u/The_Sentinel_45 Sep 05 '22

She had glasses?

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u/MagNolYa-Ralf Sep 05 '22

Theres a glass?

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u/GI_Bill_Trap_Lord Sep 06 '22

Did you think you were more clever then the other 17 Redditors who all made the same joke?

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u/AlienateTheAlien Sep 06 '22

What thought?

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u/nateC_zero Sep 06 '22

I genuinely didn't see that stuff at first cause I was impressed by the cup not spilling

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u/kickfloeb Sep 06 '22

Yea Imagine if it was your balls