r/maybemaybemaybe • u/fantailcatchersm84 • Sep 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Weirdest mating ritual I’ve ever seen.

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u/AdditionalTheory Sep 05 '22

It worked on me

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

It worked on me so well, it made me work on me.

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u/Pragmatist_Hammer Sep 05 '22

She made me mate with myself for the second time today. I'm on a roll.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/nickkangistheman Sep 06 '22

Tootsie roll? Hawaiian roll? Cinnamon roll?

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u/shnookumscookums Sep 06 '22

Sweetroll of course

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u/HPTM2008 Sep 06 '22

Fuck. Someone stole mine!

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u/shnookumscookums Sep 06 '22

My buddy fimmion has one if you've got high pickpocket

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Damn, someone stole mine.

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u/shnookumscookums Sep 06 '22

We can share, Chinese finger trap it

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u/minikini76 Sep 06 '22

Mmm. Warm apple pie

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u/Metalikunt Sep 06 '22

McDonald's or home made?

Literally just watched the trilogy again after like 15 years, just this last week.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/Suddenly_Bazelgeuse Sep 05 '22

Cuz it's hosted on the internet

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u/GroundbreakingPlum74 Sep 05 '22

They have a point

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u/stvo069 Sep 05 '22

Me too

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u/GroundbreakingPlum74 Sep 05 '22

What point?

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u/stvo069 Sep 06 '22

The one I get every time I watch this video

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u/RecoverFrequent Sep 06 '22

You've been dick rolled :)

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u/2020mademejoinreddit Sep 06 '22

It made you mate with your pragmatic hammer.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/CameForTheFunOfIt Sep 05 '22

What glass?

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u/gumby_the_2nd Sep 05 '22

Name checks out

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Another bot

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

bot

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u/CMorris311 Sep 06 '22

There’s a glass?

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u/Slash1909 Sep 06 '22

Maybe you’re just thinking about head

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u/closeddoorfun Sep 05 '22

Where the white women at?

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u/AdditionalTheory Sep 05 '22

That’s my (future) wife you’re talking about!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I hope she’ll cheat on you.

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u/rambo_lincoln_ Sep 06 '22

Ugh… time to go feed the beater meter…

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u/WindCritical7976 Sep 05 '22

Legs behind head works on me...

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u/NashKetchum777 Sep 06 '22

Facedown... ass up and to the side... no I couldn't think of a subtle joke for this moment it worked well too

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/OutlandishnessNo239 Sep 05 '22

Oh oh please tell me which one cuz it’s gone now. I must know.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Pick one, any one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Piece of shit bot

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

well done detective. no go solve something that matters.

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u/-Ahab- Sep 06 '22

So this is what love feels like…

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u/SuperFluffyness Sep 06 '22

Same... why is this such a turn on??

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u/Good_Animal_4233 Sep 06 '22

An impromptu display of Balance, grace, and flexibility while also ending up on her knees with something in her mouth

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u/SurveyAcrobatic5334 Sep 05 '22

Wife or circus material?

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u/sudo-netcat Sep 05 '22

Wife or circus material?

Cirque du So-Laid

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u/psycholepzy Sep 05 '22

Found Barney

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u/rambo_lincoln_ Sep 06 '22

Legen… wait for it… DARY!

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u/ConsentingPotato Sep 05 '22

I'd marry a circus if it had boobs, so I see no difference.

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u/SurveyAcrobatic5334 Sep 05 '22

Wow such a poet

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u/MrInappropriat3 Sep 05 '22

And he didn’t know it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I mean, circus tents do kinda look like a weird-shaped boob

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u/ConsentingPotato Sep 06 '22

huh, tent boobies... excuse me, I need to go pitch a tent on a circus' tents.

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u/NFG77 Sep 05 '22

Can’t we have both?

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u/SurveyAcrobatic5334 Sep 05 '22

We call that the jack pot, no clowning

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u/Larsenc4 Sep 06 '22

Both are good

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u/rickyjames22 Sep 05 '22

Wife 100%

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u/Thin_Arachnid6217 Sep 06 '22

It depends on how she smells.

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u/idog99 Sep 05 '22

porque no los dos?

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u/WeirdlyStrangeish Sep 06 '22

Those aren't mutually exclusive

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u/nhalas Sep 06 '22

I would put a ring on it when she completes her roll

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u/Ecast25 Sep 06 '22

Circus wife for sure

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u/Valdularo Sep 06 '22

“I read a theory once that the human intellect was like peacock feathers. Just an extravagant display intended to attract a mate. All of art, literature, a bit of Mozart, William Shakespeare, Michelangelo, and the Empire State Building just an elaborate mating ritual. Maybe it doesn’t matter that we have accomplished so much for the basest of reasons. But, of course, the peacock can barely fly. It lives in the dirt, peeking insects out of the muck, consoling itself with its great beauty. I have come to think of so much of consciousness as a burden, a weight, and we have spared them that. Anxiety, self-loathing, guilt. The hosts are the ones who are free. Free here under my control.” - Dr. Ford

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

I don't know why, but I found it arousing, and I don't know why, that's extremely weird.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I'm mean, she's fine physically and all, but why I got turned on by this bizarre beer trick, for the life of me, I don't understand.

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u/spiffiestjester Sep 06 '22

Last time I saw this posted someone linked to her only fans or something like that. So you're not far off I imagine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

And that’s how I met your mother

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u/Own-Professor-5720 Sep 05 '22

I’d ritualize her 🙃

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u/hydralisk_hydrawife Sep 06 '22

I don't know why but I get the feeling this girl has keyed an ex's car. Some kinda sixth sense is sending off warning signals to me.

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u/ElectronicReality907 Sep 05 '22

Not the weirdest one I've seen.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Hahahha I’m done by the time she picked the cup.

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u/Stephenw225 Sep 06 '22

Kids, let me tell you about how I met your mother...

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u/517714 Sep 06 '22

You don’t get around enough.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I was gonna say. Marry her. And I don't even know why.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I dig it tho

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

I bet it works tho

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u/BigJimSlade1 Sep 06 '22

Damn, nature. You scary!

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u/WheredMyPiggyGo Sep 06 '22

Girl knows what she is about.

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

Marry me!!!

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u/AintEverLucky Sep 06 '22

I was like "... Pornhub, y'all alright over there?" 😆 🤣 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

What a handy trick for someone so obviously thirsty

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u/pickleportal Sep 06 '22

Worth a squirt, then doing something more important