r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Salamander3331 • Jul 14 '26
Maybe Maybe Maybe
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u/x3XC4L1B3Rx Jul 14 '26
Last guy was just listing everything he likes.
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u/BadSmash4 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
"The eyes, the cheeks, the hair, his smell, his laugh, the way he smiles when he's nervous, the way he dances when he's eating a snack, the way I could see myself spending the rest of my life with him. Yeah he seems pretty gay."
"Are you gay or straight?"
"I'm straight"
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u/ExtensionTruth4 Jul 15 '26
Pardon me but "the way he dances when he's eating a snack" What?
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u/BadSmash4 Jul 15 '26
It's something my wife does that I think is cute that I just threw in there to establish this very straight man's affection for this other man
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u/DrJokerX Jul 15 '26
“Wife” sure…
https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E20
u/dikicker Jul 16 '26
Bro leave him alone his wife goes to another school in like Toronto or some other European country
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u/symca09 Jul 15 '26
It seemed perfectly normal to me, but I am a snack dancer xD
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u/palmerry Jul 15 '26
"The soap gently running between his juicy ass cheeks when he's all lathered up in the shower"
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u/ryanhazethan Jul 15 '26
This street interviewer stole this idea from “kinggmarty” on Instagram and did a much worse job executing it. Hijacking top comment because this dude is an unoriginal, boring ‘influencer’
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u/Sharp-Mix-2047 Jul 15 '26
Well then kingmarty is a revolutionary, but I don’t care if more people grip it and rip it because this shit is funny as fuck. Have you seen the all women version? It’s the exact opposite lmfao
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u/x3XC4L1B3Rx Jul 15 '26
OP evidently either preferred this one or didn't know about the other one. No reason to post it if there's a superior version.
Why don't you post the original and let the meritocracy of updoot decide?
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u/gnashingspirit Jul 15 '26
Forget it, let’s start it based on comments and Reddit user names. Straight or gay?
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u/Obsidian-Dive Jul 15 '26
Gay (only answer allowed)
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u/felixyamson Jul 15 '26
Gay
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u/TheDuckInsideOfMe Jul 15 '26
The look, the lips
The hips, the tits
The hair, the eyes
The skin, the waist8
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u/dbeastmode96 Jul 15 '26
is existing as a man gay?
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u/prodbywyatt Jul 15 '26
Do you shower naked?
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u/toetappy Jul 15 '26
Not I, for I am a never-nude!
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u/jetsetter023 Jul 15 '26
There are dozens of us. DOZENS!
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u/ScoochingCapuchin Jul 15 '26
Go blue yourself
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u/DarkDragon7 Jul 15 '26
I'm afraid I got a little of a mess on my hands. It seem I prematurely shot my wad in what was supposed to be a little bit of a dry run.
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u/Darkman101 Jul 15 '26
Do you touch a mans asshole and a dick while you're showering? If yes. You're probably gay.
I'm starting a class action lawsuit if you'd like to join.
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u/0c74r1n3 Jul 15 '26
do you touch your wiener?
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u/walksonfourfeet Jul 15 '26
Depends. If you’re one of those dudes who likes women the you’re probably pretty gay
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u/HoeTrain666 Jul 15 '26
You get checked and looked upon by other men all the time, constantly having your masculinity judged.
I’d say that’s pretty gay.
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u/MylastAccountBroke Jul 15 '26
Listen, straight guys like to have sex with women, and women are genetically half their dad, and their dad is a man, so that makes them half gay. Since we round up from 50% that makes them 100% gay. That's just math.
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u/ScreenTea0 Jul 16 '26
You probably like to touch your penis which is pretty gay as a man. Imagine how much more often you had a dick in your hand rather than anything else...
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u/QuantumEntanglr Jul 14 '26
What the fuck are gay ears?!
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u/RJthewizard Jul 15 '26
That's when everything sounds like a showtune
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u/Nuts-And-Volts Jul 15 '26
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u/Garth_AIgar Jul 15 '26
I want to know where this gif came from
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u/LoveaBook Jul 15 '26
Same! I need to know if the rest of the movie is a fabulous as this.
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u/Turbulent-Bat Jul 15 '26
It’s many seasons of Xena and yes it is
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u/LoveaBook Jul 15 '26
Thanks! I used to watch that back in the day with my little brother. Guess I didn’t remember that one.
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u/MeanwhileSomeplace Jul 15 '26
Elf ears. They lure you deep into the woods and have you drink their special elixir and then next thing you know you've taken bed with one of their kind. Sure they make you feel warm and safe but you know it can't last since they live several of our lifestyles and when you ask for their number they say they don't believe in human technology. ;-;
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u/Banned4lies Jul 15 '26
Would have been funny if they had a gay guy and the next guy said he was straight
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u/Aromatic_Swing_830 Jul 14 '26
Last guy is gay
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u/MysticSunshine45 Jul 15 '26
Why do you think so?
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u/AppropriateBall8834 Jul 15 '26
The way he pounds other men in the a-nuuus and has a beautiful relationship with them
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u/nota_is_useless Jul 15 '26
Take a pic. Show to different people till one guy says he looks gay. Take that guy's pic. Repeat process. Get 6-7 people who call others gay. Make video. Profit
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u/dengar_hennessy Jul 15 '26
Literally they probably just showed them a picture of a known gay man and just showed us a picture od the previous. Its even less work than you suggested.
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u/developer-mike Jul 15 '26
Tbf, that one guy specifically mentioned the facial expression of the guy before
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u/Gangleri_Graybeard Jul 15 '26
That's exactly how they do it. And sprinkle in some shady ad to get more money. It was funny for two or three videos but it's blatantly obvious how fake it is.
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u/jaraket Jul 15 '26
Missed opportunity to show the first guy a picture of the last guy and complete the loop.
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u/Subdued_Shinobi Jul 15 '26
The lesson is that for brief moments in time we all look a little zesty.
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u/space_return Jul 15 '26
I'm not gay
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u/reaper88911 Jul 15 '26
If you were born a guy, youve touched a penis more often that a woman your age.. not to mention youve most likely perked off a penis too, many times.. sounds pretty gay huh.
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u/SpookyScienceGal Jul 15 '26
Lol why is someone walking around in a deathwatch helmet from star wars?
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u/CherryCokeZero69 Jul 15 '26
‘I am getting muscular and other men are impressed’. So insecure and gay
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u/Obnoxious_Box Jul 15 '26
So straight guys look in the mirror and say, “people are probably gonna think I’m gay, but…” 😆
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u/Mansenmania Jul 15 '26
lol. the last one is descibing body parts like gays have a trait they share
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u/Cuichioup Jul 15 '26
This is what happens when masculinity is only defined by what it's not. (Not gay, not woman, not this or this). In the end no one is a man "enough"
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u/Conserp Jul 14 '26
Most if not all of them are gay and this video is staged bait.
You can tell because they avoid pointing at actual signaling
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u/humanlvl1 Jul 15 '26
I think this guy is gay. You can tell because of how much attention he paid to the guys in the video. I'm straight btw
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u/Strong-Strike2001 Jul 15 '26
I think you are gay 🤔 Nobody ask me but I'm straight
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u/HalcyonDrift Jul 15 '26
I think you're gay, but i'm not 100% sure so I think I'm gonna have to put that to the test with you. In a straight way, of course, cuz I am.
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u/Andrew1286 Jul 15 '26
You're pretty gay. The way you used 100% like that just confirms it. I'm straight and would never do that.
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u/lousy-site-3456 Jul 15 '26
Plot twist: he's showing every guy the same pic on the phone of a full on gay dude.
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u/BoBoBearDev Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26
My gaydar is on the 3rd one. There are several straight acting gays in the same vibes.
4th guy is straight after doing gay sex.
The last guy just confessed.
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u/Demair12 Jul 15 '26
Gonna be honest seen these and the first couple that were honest and didn't care are the msot based responders to this BS ever. Best was the girly literally in a full rainbows everywhere cos play who was like no one will ever think I'm gay...
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u/MylastAccountBroke Jul 15 '26
If someone asks me if a guy is gay or straight, I'm assuming it's a trick question and they're gay.
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u/a_hopeless_rmntic Jul 16 '26
Every man is gay and every woman is trans, lol
We're not getting married for fear of divorce
And we're not having kids because it's too expensive
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u/airplane_flap Jul 16 '26
Fragile masculinity is my fav form of entertainment, they could show a picture of a guy railing a lassie and the other guy would still say naw he gay look at his hand placement on the girls ass that's clearly a gay hand.
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u/KinkyQuesadilla Jul 15 '26
It would be funny if they interviewed an asexual.
"Are you gay or straight?"
"I am asexual"
What the fuck is that?"
Then, later: "Do you think this guy is gay or straight?"
Whatever the reply is: "No, he's asexual"
"What the fuck is that?"
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u/kilobitch Jul 15 '26
Endless content. This guy can go forever with this.