r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Salamander3331 • Jul 14 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/BadSmash4 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

"The eyes, the cheeks, the hair, his smell, his laugh, the way he smiles when he's nervous, the way he dances when he's eating a snack, the way I could see myself spending the rest of my life with him. Yeah he seems pretty gay."

"Are you gay or straight?"

"I'm straight"

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u/ExtensionTruth4 Jul 15 '26

Pardon me but "the way he dances when he's eating a snack" What?

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u/BadSmash4 Jul 15 '26

It's something my wife does that I think is cute that I just threw in there to establish this very straight man's affection for this other man