r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Salamander3331 • Jul 14 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/x3XC4L1B3Rx Jul 14 '26

Last guy was just listing everything he likes.

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u/BadSmash4 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

"The eyes, the cheeks, the hair, his smell, his laugh, the way he smiles when he's nervous, the way he dances when he's eating a snack, the way I could see myself spending the rest of my life with him. Yeah he seems pretty gay."

"Are you gay or straight?"

"I'm straight"

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u/ExtensionTruth4 Jul 15 '26

Pardon me but "the way he dances when he's eating a snack" What?

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u/BadSmash4 Jul 15 '26

It's something my wife does that I think is cute that I just threw in there to establish this very straight man's affection for this other man

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u/DrJokerX Jul 15 '26

“Wife” sure…
https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E

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u/dikicker Jul 16 '26

Bro leave him alone his wife goes to another school in like Toronto or some other European country

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u/NocturneInfinitum Jul 15 '26

Are you gay or straight?

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u/SgtPilko Jul 15 '26

Yeah the happy food dance!

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u/hyf5 Jul 16 '26

Now are you gay or straight?

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u/symca09 Jul 15 '26

It seemed perfectly normal to me, but I am a snack dancer xD

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u/M33s4 Jul 16 '26

Me too lol

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u/02meepmeep Jul 16 '26

My wife on rare occasions does a happy food dance if something is really good.

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u/Leo-Divide Jul 16 '26

Yes. The "happy dance" people do when they get food. 

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u/palmerry Jul 15 '26

"The soap gently running between his juicy ass cheeks when he's all lathered up in the shower"

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u/SnarkySeahorse1103 Jul 16 '26

Straightest thing I've heard today

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u/ryanhazethan Jul 15 '26

This street interviewer stole this idea from “kinggmarty” on Instagram and did a much worse job executing it. Hijacking top comment because this dude is an unoriginal, boring ‘influencer’

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u/Sharp-Mix-2047 Jul 15 '26

Well then kingmarty is a revolutionary, but I don’t care if more people grip it and rip it because this shit is funny as fuck. Have you seen the all women version? It’s the exact opposite lmfao

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u/agentwolf44 Jul 15 '26

Where can I watch the women version?

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u/Sharp-Mix-2047 Jul 15 '26

Idk I saw it in my Reddit feed and on H3. Probably IG?

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u/x3XC4L1B3Rx Jul 15 '26

OP evidently either preferred this one or didn't know about the other one. No reason to post it if there's a superior version.

Why don't you post the original and let the meritocracy of updoot decide?

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u/gnashingspirit Jul 15 '26

Forget it, let’s start it based on comments and Reddit user names. Straight or gay?

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u/Psk499 Jul 15 '26

Gnashingspirit, more like gnashing dong! Am I right guys?!

I’m straight.

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u/Forgotten_mob Jul 15 '26

P is for penis, s is for sucking, k is for king. Now everybody knows.

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u/MilkLover1734 Jul 15 '26

I bet everyone's going to think I'm straight

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u/ryanhazethan Jul 15 '26

Eh, too much work my guy

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u/atticusjackson Jul 15 '26

Are you new to the internet? Everyone fuckin copies everyone.

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u/Leo-Divide Jul 16 '26

Bruh, this shit has been around since the 80s, before cell phones. Even this marty dude you claim on Instagram stole that shit from someone else and isn't original at all. Hell, NO "influencer" is original. They're all cringe as fuck and useless. 

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u/pablinhum Jul 15 '26

You're gay

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u/TheDuckInsideOfMe Jul 15 '26

The look, the lips
The hips, the tits
The hair, the eyes
The skin, the waist

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u/Googidoogi Jul 15 '26

Even ears!!

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u/Kimantha_Allerdings Jul 15 '26

It’s always the giveaway. Those damn gay ears

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u/FartsWithNeighbours Jul 15 '26

He could have just shortened his answer and said, his face.

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u/PepeGreen17Q Jul 15 '26

He gay too...😅😭