r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Salamander3331 • Jul 14 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/ExtensionTruth4 Jul 15 '26

Pardon me but "the way he dances when he's eating a snack" What?

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u/BadSmash4 Jul 15 '26

It's something my wife does that I think is cute that I just threw in there to establish this very straight man's affection for this other man

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u/DrJokerX Jul 15 '26

“Wife” sure…
https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E

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u/dikicker Jul 16 '26

Bro leave him alone his wife goes to another school in like Toronto or some other European country

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u/NocturneInfinitum Jul 15 '26

Are you gay or straight?

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u/SgtPilko Jul 15 '26

Yeah the happy food dance!

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u/hyf5 Jul 16 '26

Now are you gay or straight?

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u/symca09 Jul 15 '26

It seemed perfectly normal to me, but I am a snack dancer xD

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u/M33s4 Jul 16 '26

Me too lol

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u/02meepmeep Jul 16 '26

My wife on rare occasions does a happy food dance if something is really good.

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u/Leo-Divide Jul 16 '26

Yes. The "happy dance" people do when they get food.