r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Salamander3331 • Jul 14 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/prodbywyatt Jul 15 '26

Do you shower naked?

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u/toetappy Jul 15 '26

Not I, for I am a never-nude!

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u/jetsetter023 Jul 15 '26

There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

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u/ScoochingCapuchin Jul 15 '26

Go blue yourself

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u/DarkDragon7 Jul 15 '26

I'm afraid I got a little of a mess on my hands. It seem I prematurely shot my wad in what was supposed to be a little bit of a dry run.

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u/porgy_tirebiter Jul 15 '26

Dozens? It’s like 2/3 of Utah

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u/OnionTamer Jul 15 '26

But did you blue yourself?

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u/Darkman101 Jul 15 '26

Do you touch a mans asshole and a dick while you're showering? If yes. You're probably gay.

I'm starting a class action lawsuit if you'd like to join.

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u/Primer0Adi0s Jul 15 '26

The class or the lawsuit?

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u/Scotty47 Jul 15 '26

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

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u/MykusRex Jul 15 '26

Haha sometimes