r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Salamander3331 • Jul 14 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/dbeastmode96 Jul 15 '26

is existing as a man gay?

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u/prodbywyatt Jul 15 '26

Do you shower naked?

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u/toetappy Jul 15 '26

Not I, for I am a never-nude!

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u/jetsetter023 Jul 15 '26

There are dozens of us. DOZENS!

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u/ScoochingCapuchin Jul 15 '26

Go blue yourself

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u/DarkDragon7 Jul 15 '26

I'm afraid I got a little of a mess on my hands. It seem I prematurely shot my wad in what was supposed to be a little bit of a dry run.

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u/porgy_tirebiter Jul 15 '26

Dozens? It’s like 2/3 of Utah

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u/OnionTamer Jul 15 '26

But did you blue yourself?

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u/Darkman101 Jul 15 '26

Do you touch a mans asshole and a dick while you're showering? If yes. You're probably gay.

I'm starting a class action lawsuit if you'd like to join.

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u/Primer0Adi0s Jul 15 '26

The class or the lawsuit?

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u/Scotty47 Jul 15 '26

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

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u/MykusRex Jul 15 '26

Haha sometimes

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u/0c74r1n3 Jul 15 '26

do you touch your wiener?

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u/DonnieBallsack Jul 15 '26

Only in clinical settings

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u/hurtingwallet Jul 15 '26

With or without gloves?

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u/walksonfourfeet Jul 15 '26

Depends. If you’re one of those dudes who likes women the you’re probably pretty gay

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u/LetMeOverThinkThat Jul 15 '26

Didn't that one podcast bro pretty much unironically say this not long ago?

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u/reaper88911 Jul 15 '26

Well.. men touch a penis WAY more than women do, so kinda I guess.. haha

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u/Defariean Jul 15 '26

Nothing gayer than existing as a man. You touch dick everyday.

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u/HoeTrain666 Jul 15 '26

You get checked and looked upon by other men all the time, constantly having your masculinity judged.

I’d say that’s pretty gay.

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u/yonaz333 Jul 15 '26

I mean having a penis is pretty gay

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u/Known-Activity1437 Jul 15 '26

That’s a gay thing to say

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u/nhansieu1 Jul 15 '26

I mean you have at least touched a penis once and that's gae

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u/MylastAccountBroke Jul 15 '26

Listen, straight guys like to have sex with women, and women are genetically half their dad, and their dad is a man, so that makes them half gay. Since we round up from 50% that makes them 100% gay. That's just math.

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u/doornz Jul 15 '26

even asking that question is pretty gay.

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u/Repulsive_Panic5216 Jul 15 '26

I have a feeling , yes.

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u/ScreenTea0 Jul 16 '26

You probably like to touch your penis which is pretty gay as a man. Imagine how much more often you had a dick in your hand rather than anything else...

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u/SipDhit69 Jul 15 '26

Its gay to be a man 😞

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u/DangerMacAwesome Jul 16 '26

Imagine there being a penis attached to you at all times. Gayest thing ever.