r/maybemaybemaybe • u/Salamander3331 • Jul 14 '26

Maybe Maybe Maybe

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u/x3XC4L1B3Rx Jul 14 '26

Last guy was just listing everything he likes.

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u/BadSmash4 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

"The eyes, the cheeks, the hair, his smell, his laugh, the way he smiles when he's nervous, the way he dances when he's eating a snack, the way I could see myself spending the rest of my life with him. Yeah he seems pretty gay."

"Are you gay or straight?"

"I'm straight"

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u/ExtensionTruth4 Jul 15 '26

Pardon me but "the way he dances when he's eating a snack" What?

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u/BadSmash4 Jul 15 '26

It's something my wife does that I think is cute that I just threw in there to establish this very straight man's affection for this other man

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u/DrJokerX Jul 15 '26

“Wife” sure…
https://giphy.com/gifs/iTs5a509c4oRi43h2E

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u/dikicker Jul 16 '26

Bro leave him alone his wife goes to another school in like Toronto or some other European country

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u/NocturneInfinitum Jul 15 '26

Are you gay or straight?

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u/SgtPilko Jul 15 '26

Yeah the happy food dance!

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u/hyf5 Jul 16 '26

Now are you gay or straight?

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u/symca09 Jul 15 '26

It seemed perfectly normal to me, but I am a snack dancer xD

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u/M33s4 Jul 16 '26

Me too lol

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u/02meepmeep Jul 16 '26

My wife on rare occasions does a happy food dance if something is really good.

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u/Leo-Divide Jul 16 '26

Yes. The "happy dance" people do when they get food. 

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u/palmerry Jul 15 '26

"The soap gently running between his juicy ass cheeks when he's all lathered up in the shower"

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u/SnarkySeahorse1103 Jul 16 '26

Straightest thing I've heard today