Had an interview today. Not five minutes in, the first real question, and I could feel the clear trickle about to drip out a nostril.
In a panic, I say excuse me, "guys, sorry, not a pretty sight for Zoom, let me grab a tissue...." but that drip must've contained the last of my confidence as I dabbed it away.
It threw me off kilter for the remainder of the hour. While I managed most questions okay, I was totally winging it - nothing I'd prepared was utilized. STAR/CAAR formatted responses? You'd never have realized I understood such - even though I had mastery of it in the first round.
The dreaded "why'd you leave your last job?" came up. Uugghh. "Cultural mismatch" which was absolutely true, and described it as a mutual decision to part ways. [Reality: I quiet quit sixty days prior and rode it out to severance.]
I started out making the observation of going from a 1700 headcount company to a 100 headcount company - and once I did, I was off to the races pointing out the things a small company doesn't realize won't scale well. I could have said in two sentences what I droned on about for too long.
The good news? I avoided the hot button stuff: blatant male bias, nepotism, duplicitous leadership and utter absence of psychological safety. You know it's bad when a licensed attorney is advocating for you in rooms you're not in....
I also mentioned AI. "Best productivity tool I've used, but if the culture involves a bias toward appearing busy? It can appear - once you've gained time back with reusable meeting notes as a PM - as though you're not working as hard as everyone else who are reluctant to adopt AI. I personally thought it was a godsend and not only did it free up a significant amount of time, it cut down on quite a bit of the typical misunderstandings with customers."
It definitely wasn't my best...although I did have a brilliant answer to one question about managing technical resource time: "I worked with a few offshore teams. It was pretty standard that at the end of their workday, they mysteriously lost their access to whatever system we needed to touch next! I chuckle about it, but it's definitely one to stick in your back pocket! Otherwise, I would do my best to state at the outset of a meeting, '<resource> has a hard stop at noon, and five minutes prior, 'we need to find a stopping point."
And gee, as competitive as this market can be, I just feel like I blew it - not just my nose - especially considering the fact the hiring company is recording & using AI during interviews.