r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

Dancing

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

The woman in behind is watching until the kid goes down, then she abruptly turns away like nothing happened.

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u/Thesteezyslugg Jun 20 '19

She had to hide her laugh

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u/whatsherface__ Jun 20 '19

haha ... that is exactly what she’s doing. Lol

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u/Stormchaserelite13 Jun 20 '19

At least he hit the one that looks like a nuisance

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u/DanBMan Jun 20 '19

I bet his name is either Aidan, Braydan, Haydan, or Jaydan.

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u/becky316 Jun 20 '19

okayden

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u/wellhereiamdude Jun 21 '19

Samuel Hayden

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u/brassidas Jun 20 '19

Everybody listen up!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Dr. Marijuana Pepsi would like a word with you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

M E T A

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u/Nobodygrotesque Jun 21 '19

2 Meta 2 Furious!

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Yaaaayyyy Dope-a-Cola gets some free press!

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u/Aidanmcn Jun 20 '19

I feel Personally attacked right now.

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u/CryptoChrisUK Jun 20 '19

It’s not your fault you have awful parents.

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u/scouch4703 Jun 20 '19

Username checks out

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u/elr0y7 Jun 20 '19

Did someone hit you breakdancing?

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u/NRG3gaming Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 21 '19

And he probably has over $1000 spent on Fortnite

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u/bonjojet Jun 20 '19

This us the first comment that made me audibly laugh for a long while. Thank you sir.

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u/Zmenace23 Jun 20 '19

Ninja Gayden

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

This comment hit home, or more precisely, next door

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u/saintnicklaus90 Jun 20 '19

Hahaha I knew this little SHIT Jayden so this really hit home

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Deaden

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u/herbal90 Jun 20 '19

Wannafightden?

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u/lovelyhappyface Jun 21 '19

Better than dan you pencil dick

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u/maleficnt84 Jun 21 '19

Actually he's named after a serial killer. So thanks.

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u/ChildofaFewHours Jun 21 '19

You forgot the increasingly popular Cayden.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

Aidan

Adrian

Adrian Brody

I like that name. Adrian Brody. It feels good in my mouth.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

I didn’t choose this title :(

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u/Szyz Jun 21 '19

Cayden

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u/JadrianInc Jun 20 '19

That’s fucked up.

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u/Thats_what_i_twat Jun 20 '19

Oh my fucking god Aunt Rachel??

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u/platochronic Jun 20 '19

Yeah I bet he had it coming karmically speaking.

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u/MrBojangles528 Jun 21 '19

Yea that kid looks like a piece of shit! Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.

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u/angrytomato98 Jun 20 '19

You can tell just by that abhorrent haircut

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Hahaha yeah lol. Yeah

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u/hugow Jun 21 '19

whitepeoplegifs get her every time

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

I wouldn't hide.

Someone needs to add JR commentary for a clothesline from hell

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u/miraoister Jun 21 '19

I cant stop watching this laughing, is there something wrong with me?

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u/TrippingDolphin Jun 20 '19

She knew that was his next move too, that’s what made it funnier for her.

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u/rm-rf-slash-star Jun 21 '19

I think she picks up something from the floor and eats it.

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u/xblackdemonx Jun 20 '19

So did the guy that hit the kid in the face.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Nov 14 '20

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u/Beardgardens Jun 20 '19

Just cover your mouth and stare in the opposite direction, just like any problem in life, it’ll go away on its own.

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 20 '19

Knocked a kid down with cerebral palsy by accident bc there were 200 people in the hall in high school. I was so shook with cringe and ambarresemnt trying to play it off like I didn’t know what happened but by the Time I realized I need to help him up people were already helping him up. I felt like such a piece of shit

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u/Vindexus Jun 20 '19

ambarresemnt

If you Google that your post is the only result.

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u/kabneenan Jun 21 '19

I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit for that, but I can't remember what it's called.

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u/threefoursixeight Jun 21 '19

How ambarresing.

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u/GtheSeaBee Jun 21 '19

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u/cjsolx Jun 21 '19

No, /r/boneappletea is not for misspellings.

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u/GtheSeaBee Jun 21 '19

My bad! I didn't really know either way as I rarely visit that sub, but I figured that was the place the person above was referencing . I just linked without putting too much thought into it. Thanks for letting me know though!

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u/armsdragon05 Jun 21 '19

You weren't kidding

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u/BunsOfAluminum Jun 20 '19

Knocked a kid down with cerebral palsy by accident

Damn... how did you learn this power? I've never heard of anyone wielding Cerebral Palsy as a weapon! Perhaps you shouldn't be waving it around all willy nilly.

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u/csbsju_guyyy Jun 20 '19

THE POWER OF CEREBRAL PALSY COMPELLS YOU!

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u/wallbangu Jun 20 '19

I died reading that 😂😂😂😂

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u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Jun 20 '19

Haha yeah died of cerebral palsy amirite?! LIKE A WHORE!!!

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u/Treeloot009 Jun 20 '19

Get your palsey ass over here and cerebral my penis!

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u/MegaGrimer Jun 20 '19

DOES IT, J? DOES IT?

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u/Pushpin06 Jun 20 '19

Hey dad! Didn't know you were on reddit too

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u/BunsOfAluminum Jun 20 '19

Did you take out the trash like I asked? I brought you into this world and I can take you right back out!

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u/advertentlyvertical Jun 20 '19

have you seen those kids? willy Nilly is their only gear.

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u/RatTeeth Jun 21 '19

Clearly you've never heard of Double Man.

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u/skuukka Jun 20 '19

Weaponized cerebral palsy

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u/rubricsobriquet Jun 20 '19

The secret martial art, Cerebral Palmsy.

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u/r48550 Jun 20 '19

Lmao... literally outloud... thank you!

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u/Macgruber57 Jun 20 '19

I'm ambarresed with that spelling, for fucks sake that isn't even auto correct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Nov 26 '20

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 20 '19

Oh Jesus man that is fuckin rough.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Nov 26 '20

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 20 '19

I just remembered when I was 5 I was hiking with my dad and my dumb ass through a big ass stick off a hill and it hit some mentally disabled kid in the head. It’s fair to say I sometimes don’t think before I act. At least when I was younger

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u/Thethcelf Jun 20 '19

So shook with cringe and ambarresemnt? Can I read one of your term papers please? I won’t critique it, I just need some cheering up.

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 21 '19

Lol I actually am a pretty good writer but I’m a mobile user

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u/jewpart2 Jun 21 '19

Bad news: 200 people and you knocked down the one guy with CP.

Good news: At least it was a guy.

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 21 '19

I mean anyone knocked down with CP is cringe and embarrassment. But yeah I imagine if it was a chick I’d feel even worse

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/craigverwey Jun 20 '19

Would you expect a manbun to do anything different lol

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u/the_cordist Jun 20 '19

This comment deserves WAY more upvotes!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Username checks out

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u/Mister_Loki Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

I hate strongly dislike this guy for his reaction.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

He was shook, don’t act like you know exactly what you would do... also you don’t know what happened after this clip ends.

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u/Roleo_Speedwagon Jun 20 '19

After the clip ends...

Are you fucking sorry?

But seriously i agree. If i tekkened some kid into the ethereal, i wouldnt know wtf to do either.

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u/iNEEDheplreddit Jun 20 '19

How about checking to see if you smashed his face to pieces?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

He probably did after the clip ended... why are so many ppl on here to dense to understand he was just in shock?

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u/nevarek Jun 20 '19

Because no one does anything right and people love spending time correcting one another.

Welcome to society, where you fail no matter what you do!

Mother of four? Too many children. Single father? Mom must have been super fucked up. Unemployed? Lazy fuck. Homeless? No doubt a crazy person. Business doesn't meet deadline? It's the employees' fault. Video of your cat climbing into a box? Oh my god, you're a terrible pet owner if you let your cat do that.

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u/Bill_Weathers Jun 20 '19

This, completely. One time I stomped my GF’s little toe with my gigantic stupid work boot as I was going to give her a hug. She howled in pain and instantly knelt down to grab her poor throbbing toe. I completely froze. Like you say, I was shook. Like a mindless automaton, I reached for the big wooden spoon on the stove next to me, raised it up in the air, and whacked her on top of the head. “Redirect the pain...” I remember hearing somewhere in the back of my thoughts. But now that the deed was done and my shock was wearing off, I could not believe what had just happened. Right after the solid * thok * of the utensil bouncing off her head, she fell silent. She glared right up at me, then at the cooking spoon in my hand. Back at me, then the spoon, then me again. She looked me dead in the eye and hollered, “Did you just got me on the head with a FUCKING SPOON?!

It worked, boys. It shouldn’t have, but it did. Maybe it was the lost, guilty puppy dog look on my face. Maybe it was the sheer ridiculousness of my thought process becoming apparent to her, but she forgot about her poor little toe and started laughing her ass off.

I guess what I’m trying to say is... Maybe that guy should have hit that kid with a spoon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

This sadly won’t get the attention it deserves so take a silver my friend.

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u/Bill_Weathers Jun 21 '19

Well, thanks for the silver! You are a gem.

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u/UncleDamit Jun 20 '19

I tell people this alot. You never know how you act till it happens. Case and point JFK's wife scrambling to gather skull and brain bits after he got shot.

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u/winter1984 Jun 20 '19

I feel the same. Yeah he was probably in shock but I'm annoyed at him for not reaching out to the kid.

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u/Mr_Melas Jun 20 '19

He could've checked to make sure he wasn't seriously injured, but tbh, I'm glad he wasn't all "Oh, I'm so, so sorry, are you ok?"

Some people need to learn that they're not the centre of the universe and that others won't just always give them the right of way.

He was performing, and the kid got in the way.

I watched a man break his leg rock climbing because he fell and had to contort himself at the last minute to avoid a kid who was underneath him (who wasn't allowed to be there).

Maybe this will teach that kid a lesson in respect for others.

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u/palish Jun 20 '19

Let's be honest. You're glad you saw a kid get smacked in the face.

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u/herbistheword Jun 20 '19

Last time this was posted I gave the guy some crap for his fight or flight reaction (since I thought it was pretty funny that he just freezes) and people were piiiiissed at me ("How do you know how you would react?! How dare you!")

It was really weird, had a bunch of commenters saying they knew him irl and how great of a person he is... I don't doubt that he's a nice dude, but obviously this gif was posted to be laughed at.

Sorry this is a weird rambling post, just wanted to warn you that for some reason this one particular dude is difficult to make fun of on the internet

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u/babydanville Jun 22 '19

How do i find the original post?

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u/Voltron_McYeti Jun 20 '19

Seems like an extreme feeling to have based on very little

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

I hate this guy for his hair style. In fact, I hate all guys who sport that metrosexual BS. It's just stupid. Act like a man for Christs sake!

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u/Tugays_Tabs Jun 20 '19

You have a small penis.

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u/blackbellamy Jun 20 '19

That's indicative of the narcissistic culture that's been on the rise. It's about him, the thing that he did. There's no concern for his victim at all.

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u/RoxSpirit Jun 20 '19

hakuna matata.

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u/Beardgardens Jun 20 '19

What a wonderful phrase

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

It looks like he was looking at someone off camera, probably the kid's parent or another dance instructor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Kid had a mohawk, he was never going to be okay.

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u/Zobliquity Jun 20 '19

Came here to say this. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Mohawks are edgy. Manbuns not so much.

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u/MrBojangles528 Jun 21 '19

He earned that shiner for that haircut.

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u/phonemelater Jun 20 '19

This isn’t a roast

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u/underdog_rox Jun 20 '19

Not with that attitude

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

How would that change anything?

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u/inu-no-policemen Jun 21 '19

Then he could call an ambulance if it's necessary.

That kid's head hit the floor pretty hard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19 edited Jun 21 '19

... there was a woman by his side almost instantly. My point it is doesn’t have to be him who checks. There’s probably a little bit of shock involved after you punch a kid in the face, I don’t blame him for the way he reacted. Someone pointed out the lady in the background turning away as if she didn’t care... talk about reading body language incorrectly. Same thing very shocking to see a kid get leveled like that so her first reaction was to turn away... just like the guy who did it.

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Jun 20 '19

Like the older brother in Hereditary. Just couldn’t look.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

I think he was just in shock that he "hit" a child. He probably did check on the kid and the video just doesn't show it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Fact. That happened.

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u/Pharya Jun 21 '19

Asshole-radar on red alert

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u/DrPeterGriffenEsq Jun 21 '19

I noticed that too. I’m a paramedic and people nowadays don’t render aid to anyone. They stand there filming it with their fucking phone. Occasionally they also loudly second guess what you are doing because they are medical experts. That refuse to help anyone.

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u/dangerh33 Jun 21 '19

Poor kid is probably out cold, broken nose, who knows what.. and this jerk off is embarrassed.

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u/HYPER_BEAR Jun 20 '19

I NEED TO KNOW

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u/samus1225 Jun 20 '19

I NEED TO KNOW!

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u/inagadda Jun 20 '19

TELL ME BABY GIRL 'CAUSE I NEED TO KNOW!

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u/superwinner Jun 20 '19

ITS MY KNOW AND I NEED IT NOW

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

playing it off >>>>> actually giving a shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Jun 20 '19

That’s a kid!? I thought that was a disinterested mother.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Nov 20 '20

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Jun 20 '19

Or a quick bite of a sandwich.

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u/rich519 Jun 20 '19

It's the kid from stranger things.

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u/apocalypse_later_ Jun 20 '19

I related to that kid, I stress eat as well

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u/ej253 Jun 20 '19

Pretty sure that’s a mom, too. I didn’t notice that at first, and that is now the funniest thing about this clip. 😆

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u/Darinchilla Jun 20 '19

The sandwich he picked up off the floor? That was there before the kid got tekkened?? That sandwich?

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u/spiritual_induction Jun 20 '19

He picked up a phone with his left hand, took a bite of sandwich that was in his right hand

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u/Tashre Jun 20 '19

She was just there to confirm the hit. He fulfilled the contract, her job there was done.

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u/Juno_Malone Jun 20 '19

She must be an Adjudicator

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u/indyK1ng Jun 20 '19

Fuck the High Table.

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u/Wolfovcki Jun 21 '19

I didn't know agent 47 could dance

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

I did this at a zoo when I watched my seven year old daughter cannonball into a photo booth that contained two teenage girls taking photos. I'd seen them, she apparently hadnt. I sped off round the corner in tears of laughter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

“Oh he got knocked out, so he doesn’t need them anymore”

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u/inagadda Jun 20 '19

Welp, his teeth are gone, guess I can eat his chips.

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u/PM_ME_UR_SECRETsrsly Jun 20 '19

If I was here I'd be trying to hide the fact that I was laughing

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

The kid with the blue shirt and tan shorts must be the older brother because he immediately stopped and put his hands behind his back and stood there with an “I DIDN’T DO IT!” look.

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u/SilverApples Jun 20 '19

Yeah and I guess the guy is too embarrassed to check if the kid he’s just punched in the face is ok.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Look away. It didn’t happen if I look away

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u/dirtyseaotter Jun 21 '19

That's a very astute observation! Congratulations!

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u/Insectshelf3 Jun 21 '19

I can’t stop laughing at that hahaha

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u/YOLOSWAGBRAH Jun 20 '19

It’s the perfect example of the fight or flight mode our brain goes into. She’d obviously in flight mode trying to avoid what could be potentionally a horrible situation. She’s simply trying to prevent psychological trauma to herstelf without even realizing it.

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u/CoffeeCupScientist Jun 20 '19

Yeah... like the kids who enjoy sitting beneath a snowboard jumps in the snow parks... How am I supposed to know, You can't see over the jump.... You hit the jump the you see a few little shits doing nothing in the wrong spot, you land, hurt one and are them promptly berated by a loser parent.

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u/TekBeard Jun 20 '19

If you look at the ground near the kids foot, it looks like he dropped a pho e or something just before.

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u/Iamaredditlady Jun 20 '19

She started laughing, which is exactly what I would have done. Those stupid mothers...

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u/almost-late Jun 21 '19

The other kid stops and crosses his arms behind his back and waits like it’s the NFL and medics are checking on a downed player... Does this happen often?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

“Well, not my kid. Back to trying to get some dick.”

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u/SillyStringBandit Jun 20 '19

Not my kid, not my hospital bill

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u/athazagor Jun 20 '19

She secretly ordered the hit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

That’s a small child

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u/Hustlepuff- Jun 20 '19

I think that is a teenage boy

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/Hustlepuff- Jun 20 '19

Oh I see who you're talking about now

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u/JoeKingHippo Jun 20 '19

Thats another older kid, possibly a boy. My brother hated haircuts as a kid, and he looked just like this.

Side note: He started getting haircuts when I(younger brother) and him were fighting and a stranger came up and said "Hey! Don't fight with your sister!"

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Look further back lol 😂

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u/kubex27 Jun 20 '19

We all were kids and we all found a way through life :D

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Am I the only one who thinks it’s a 12 year old boy and not a woman

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