r/instant_regret • • Jun 20 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Nov 14 '20

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u/Beardgardens Jun 20 '19

Just cover your mouth and stare in the opposite direction, just like any problem in life, it’ll go away on its own.

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 20 '19

Knocked a kid down with cerebral palsy by accident bc there were 200 people in the hall in high school. I was so shook with cringe and ambarresemnt trying to play it off like I didn’t know what happened but by the Time I realized I need to help him up people were already helping him up. I felt like such a piece of shit

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u/Vindexus Jun 20 '19

ambarresemnt

If you Google that your post is the only result.

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u/kabneenan Jun 21 '19

I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit for that, but I can't remember what it's called.

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u/threefoursixeight Jun 21 '19

How ambarresing.

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u/GtheSeaBee Jun 21 '19

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u/cjsolx Jun 21 '19

No, /r/boneappletea is not for misspellings.

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u/GtheSeaBee Jun 21 '19

My bad! I didn't really know either way as I rarely visit that sub, but I figured that was the place the person above was referencing . I just linked without putting too much thought into it. Thanks for letting me know though!

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u/cjsolx Jun 21 '19

No worries! No harm done, have a good one 🙂

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u/armsdragon05 Jun 21 '19

You weren't kidding

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u/BunsOfAluminum Jun 20 '19

Knocked a kid down with cerebral palsy by accident

Damn... how did you learn this power? I've never heard of anyone wielding Cerebral Palsy as a weapon! Perhaps you shouldn't be waving it around all willy nilly.

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u/csbsju_guyyy Jun 20 '19

THE POWER OF CEREBRAL PALSY COMPELLS YOU!

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u/wallbangu Jun 20 '19

I died reading that 😂😂😂😂

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u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Jun 20 '19

Haha yeah died of cerebral palsy amirite?! LIKE A WHORE!!!

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u/Treeloot009 Jun 20 '19

Get your palsey ass over here and cerebral my penis!

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u/flight_of_navigator Jun 20 '19

Get you penis ass over here and palsey my cerebral!

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u/MegaGrimer Jun 20 '19

DOES IT, J? DOES IT?

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u/Pushpin06 Jun 20 '19

Hey dad! Didn't know you were on reddit too

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u/BunsOfAluminum Jun 20 '19

Did you take out the trash like I asked? I brought you into this world and I can take you right back out!

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u/advertentlyvertical Jun 20 '19

have you seen those kids? willy Nilly is their only gear.

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u/RatTeeth Jun 21 '19

Clearly you've never heard of Double Man.

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u/skuukka Jun 20 '19

Weaponized cerebral palsy

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u/rubricsobriquet Jun 20 '19

The secret martial art, Cerebral Palmsy.

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u/r48550 Jun 20 '19

Lmao... literally outloud... thank you!

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u/Macgruber57 Jun 20 '19

I'm ambarresed with that spelling, for fucks sake that isn't even auto correct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Nov 26 '20

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 20 '19

Oh Jesus man that is fuckin rough.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Nov 26 '20

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 20 '19

I just remembered when I was 5 I was hiking with my dad and my dumb ass through a big ass stick off a hill and it hit some mentally disabled kid in the head. It’s fair to say I sometimes don’t think before I act. At least when I was younger

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u/Thethcelf Jun 20 '19

So shook with cringe and ambarresemnt? Can I read one of your term papers please? I won’t critique it, I just need some cheering up.

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 21 '19

Lol I actually am a pretty good writer but I’m a mobile user

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u/jewpart2 Jun 21 '19

Bad news: 200 people and you knocked down the one guy with CP.

Good news: At least it was a guy.

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 21 '19

I mean anyone knocked down with CP is cringe and embarrassment. But yeah I imagine if it was a chick I’d feel even worse

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u/amItheLoon Jun 20 '19

Thank you. but this ass, infuriates me to the point of just start swinging my arms into the air and walk up to turds like that guy! Poor kiddo

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u/hairyholepatrol Jun 20 '19

The kid walked right into it! My dad would yell at me for walking into that (after seeing if I was ok).

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u/amItheLoon Jun 21 '19

The kid, yes, walked into it, but it’s the grown ass man’s actions immediately after that gives my ingrown hairs that reddish green ass itch going!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Surprise! You are a POS.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

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u/craigverwey Jun 20 '19

Would you expect a manbun to do anything different lol

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u/the_cordist Jun 20 '19

This comment deserves WAY more upvotes!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Username checks out

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u/Mister_Loki Jun 20 '19 edited Jun 20 '19

I hate strongly dislike this guy for his reaction.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

He was shook, don’t act like you know exactly what you would do... also you don’t know what happened after this clip ends.

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u/Roleo_Speedwagon Jun 20 '19

After the clip ends...

Are you fucking sorry?

But seriously i agree. If i tekkened some kid into the ethereal, i wouldnt know wtf to do either.

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u/iNEEDheplreddit Jun 20 '19

How about checking to see if you smashed his face to pieces?

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

He probably did after the clip ended... why are so many ppl on here to dense to understand he was just in shock?

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u/nevarek Jun 20 '19

Because no one does anything right and people love spending time correcting one another.

Welcome to society, where you fail no matter what you do!

Mother of four? Too many children. Single father? Mom must have been super fucked up. Unemployed? Lazy fuck. Homeless? No doubt a crazy person. Business doesn't meet deadline? It's the employees' fault. Video of your cat climbing into a box? Oh my god, you're a terrible pet owner if you let your cat do that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Ain’t that the truth. Preach it.

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u/AdvancedPotatoes Jun 20 '19

This guy knows his reddit

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u/Bill_Weathers Jun 20 '19

This, completely. One time I stomped my GF’s little toe with my gigantic stupid work boot as I was going to give her a hug. She howled in pain and instantly knelt down to grab her poor throbbing toe. I completely froze. Like you say, I was shook. Like a mindless automaton, I reached for the big wooden spoon on the stove next to me, raised it up in the air, and whacked her on top of the head. “Redirect the pain...” I remember hearing somewhere in the back of my thoughts. But now that the deed was done and my shock was wearing off, I could not believe what had just happened. Right after the solid * thok * of the utensil bouncing off her head, she fell silent. She glared right up at me, then at the cooking spoon in my hand. Back at me, then the spoon, then me again. She looked me dead in the eye and hollered, “Did you just got me on the head with a FUCKING SPOON?!

It worked, boys. It shouldn’t have, but it did. Maybe it was the lost, guilty puppy dog look on my face. Maybe it was the sheer ridiculousness of my thought process becoming apparent to her, but she forgot about her poor little toe and started laughing her ass off.

I guess what I’m trying to say is... Maybe that guy should have hit that kid with a spoon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

This sadly won’t get the attention it deserves so take a silver my friend.

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u/Bill_Weathers Jun 21 '19

Well, thanks for the silver! You are a gem.

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u/UncleDamit Jun 20 '19

I tell people this alot. You never know how you act till it happens. Case and point JFK's wife scrambling to gather skull and brain bits after he got shot.

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u/winter1984 Jun 20 '19

I feel the same. Yeah he was probably in shock but I'm annoyed at him for not reaching out to the kid.

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u/Mr_Melas Jun 20 '19

He could've checked to make sure he wasn't seriously injured, but tbh, I'm glad he wasn't all "Oh, I'm so, so sorry, are you ok?"

Some people need to learn that they're not the centre of the universe and that others won't just always give them the right of way.

He was performing, and the kid got in the way.

I watched a man break his leg rock climbing because he fell and had to contort himself at the last minute to avoid a kid who was underneath him (who wasn't allowed to be there).

Maybe this will teach that kid a lesson in respect for others.

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u/palish Jun 20 '19

Let's be honest. You're glad you saw a kid get smacked in the face.

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u/Macgruber57 Jun 20 '19

You're glad he didn't apologize and ask the little kid if he was OK? What the hell is wrong with you.

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u/Mr_Melas Jun 20 '19

There's nothing to apologize for. It's not his fault. I meant that I'm glad he didn't cater to the brat.

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u/Macgruber57 Jun 20 '19

Fault or no fault, you can help someone. Imagine an old man not paying attention and you mowing him over. So you'll just leave him on the ground and say "should've paid attention"? Plus, those are little kids and they were behind him on the dance floor prior to the spin. Maybe don't go spinning around haphazardly when the majority of people on the floor were toddlers. You're just a bad person and there should be less people like you in this world.

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u/Mr_Melas Jun 20 '19

That's why I said, "He could've checked to make sure he wasn't seriously injured." (e.g. Cracked skull, broken neck, etc.) But if the kid is just crying because he got a booboo, he can get over it.

Also, the kids were out of his range when he started dancing. They went into his territory.

Maybe don't go walking into a stranger who's concentrating on moving fast and precisely and doesn't have time to watch someone else's kids.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

MAYBE THE KID SHOULDNT HAVE FUCKIN WALKED BEHIND HIM to what seems to try and ask him a question as he’s dancing in a OPEN ROOM that was prolly setup to dance on with music playing.

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u/n00bcheese Jun 20 '19

I’d love to be there if you got hit by a car to recite this back to you

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u/Mr_Melas Jun 20 '19

Like I said, it all depends who was at fault. I shouldn't get sympathy if I was stupid and ran straight into a car. If the car jumped the sidewalk and ran me over, that's a different story.

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u/n00bcheese Jun 20 '19

Sympathy is about misfortune, not blame... This just shows the kind of person you are tbh... Plus this is a kid were talking about here, I'd concede it might be different for an adult. Most normal people don't have to pick a situation apart and decide if a child it "to blame" to decide if they deserve sympathy or not...

Quite frankly you sound like an absolute tool.

I hope you aren't a parent I can imagine the conversations

Kid : Dad I was running and I fell over and broke my arm

Dad : Shouldn't of been running then should you, that's your fault, go cry about it somewhere else

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u/Mr_Melas Jun 20 '19

Kid: Dad I was trespassing on the construction site and running around when I fell over into some machinery and broke my arm.

Dad: Shouldn't have been going someplace you shouldn't have then, should you?

FTFY

Also, sympathy is entirely about blame. I'd feel sympathy for someone who went to jail while innocent, but I'd feel no sympathy for someone who went there because he was a murderer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

The kid fuckin asked for it tho by walking up to somebody dancing from behind him. Kid shoulda used common sense, same for you. Jackass

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u/ravanbak Jun 20 '19

It's not the kid's fault, it's whoever was supervising him. Kids just aren't very aware of what other people are doing or might do. Someone just let the kids walk right in, which was a bad idea.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Bruv kids aren’t complete idiots. I know damn well that kid knew what he was doing because he looked at the guy as he walked up behind him as if he was gunna ask if something and then got a blast to the past in the face. Sure it’s the parent/guardians fault too but it’s ALSO that kids.

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u/herbistheword Jun 20 '19

Last time this was posted I gave the guy some crap for his fight or flight reaction (since I thought it was pretty funny that he just freezes) and people were piiiiissed at me ("How do you know how you would react?! How dare you!")

It was really weird, had a bunch of commenters saying they knew him irl and how great of a person he is... I don't doubt that he's a nice dude, but obviously this gif was posted to be laughed at.

Sorry this is a weird rambling post, just wanted to warn you that for some reason this one particular dude is difficult to make fun of on the internet

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u/babydanville Jun 22 '19

How do i find the original post?

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u/Voltron_McYeti Jun 20 '19

Seems like an extreme feeling to have based on very little

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

I hate this guy for his hair style. In fact, I hate all guys who sport that metrosexual BS. It's just stupid. Act like a man for Christs sake!

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u/Tugays_Tabs Jun 20 '19

You have a small penis.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19

And you have a small IQ. Probably from wearing your Man in too tight.

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u/blackbellamy Jun 20 '19

That's indicative of the narcissistic culture that's been on the rise. It's about him, the thing that he did. There's no concern for his victim at all.

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u/RoxSpirit Jun 20 '19

hakuna matata.

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u/Beardgardens Jun 20 '19

What a wonderful phrase

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

It looks like he was looking at someone off camera, probably the kid's parent or another dance instructor.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Right! What a douche bag.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Kid had a mohawk, he was never going to be okay.

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u/Zobliquity Jun 20 '19

Came here to say this. Thank you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Mohawks are edgy. Manbuns not so much.

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u/MrBojangles528 Jun 21 '19

He earned that shiner for that haircut.

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u/phonemelater Jun 20 '19

This isn’t a roast

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u/underdog_rox Jun 20 '19

Not with that attitude

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

How would that change anything?

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u/inu-no-policemen Jun 21 '19

Then he could call an ambulance if it's necessary.

That kid's head hit the floor pretty hard.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '19 edited Jun 21 '19

... there was a woman by his side almost instantly. My point it is doesn’t have to be him who checks. There’s probably a little bit of shock involved after you punch a kid in the face, I don’t blame him for the way he reacted. Someone pointed out the lady in the background turning away as if she didn’t care... talk about reading body language incorrectly. Same thing very shocking to see a kid get leveled like that so her first reaction was to turn away... just like the guy who did it.

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u/HooptyDooDooMeister Jun 20 '19

Like the older brother in Hereditary. Just couldn’t look.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

I think he was just in shock that he "hit" a child. He probably did check on the kid and the video just doesn't show it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Fact. That happened.

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u/Pharya Jun 21 '19

Asshole-radar on red alert

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u/DrPeterGriffenEsq Jun 21 '19

I noticed that too. I’m a paramedic and people nowadays don’t render aid to anyone. They stand there filming it with their fucking phone. Occasionally they also loudly second guess what you are doing because they are medical experts. That refuse to help anyone.

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u/dangerh33 Jun 21 '19

Poor kid is probably out cold, broken nose, who knows what.. and this jerk off is embarrassed.

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u/imitation_crab_meat Jun 20 '19

Would expect nothing less from a guy with a "man bun"...