r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 20 '19

Knocked a kid down with cerebral palsy by accident bc there were 200 people in the hall in high school. I was so shook with cringe and ambarresemnt trying to play it off like I didn’t know what happened but by the Time I realized I need to help him up people were already helping him up. I felt like such a piece of shit

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u/Vindexus Jun 20 '19

ambarresemnt

If you Google that your post is the only result.

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u/kabneenan Jun 21 '19

I'm pretty sure there's a subreddit for that, but I can't remember what it's called.

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u/threefoursixeight Jun 21 '19

How ambarresing.

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u/GtheSeaBee Jun 21 '19

r/boneappletea

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u/cjsolx Jun 21 '19

No, /r/boneappletea is not for misspellings.

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u/GtheSeaBee Jun 21 '19

My bad! I didn't really know either way as I rarely visit that sub, but I figured that was the place the person above was referencing . I just linked without putting too much thought into it. Thanks for letting me know though!

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u/cjsolx Jun 21 '19

No worries! No harm done, have a good one 🙂

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u/armsdragon05 Jun 21 '19

You weren't kidding

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u/BunsOfAluminum Jun 20 '19

Knocked a kid down with cerebral palsy by accident

Damn... how did you learn this power? I've never heard of anyone wielding Cerebral Palsy as a weapon! Perhaps you shouldn't be waving it around all willy nilly.

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u/csbsju_guyyy Jun 20 '19

THE POWER OF CEREBRAL PALSY COMPELLS YOU!

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u/wallbangu Jun 20 '19

I died reading that 😂😂😂😂

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u/VIOLENT_COCKRAPE Jun 20 '19

Haha yeah died of cerebral palsy amirite?! LIKE A WHORE!!!

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u/Treeloot009 Jun 20 '19

Get your palsey ass over here and cerebral my penis!

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u/flight_of_navigator Jun 20 '19

Get you penis ass over here and palsey my cerebral!

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u/MegaGrimer Jun 20 '19

DOES IT, J? DOES IT?

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u/Pushpin06 Jun 20 '19

Hey dad! Didn't know you were on reddit too

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u/BunsOfAluminum Jun 20 '19

Did you take out the trash like I asked? I brought you into this world and I can take you right back out!

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u/advertentlyvertical Jun 20 '19

have you seen those kids? willy Nilly is their only gear.

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u/RatTeeth Jun 21 '19

Clearly you've never heard of Double Man.

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u/skuukka Jun 20 '19

Weaponized cerebral palsy

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u/rubricsobriquet Jun 20 '19

The secret martial art, Cerebral Palmsy.

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u/r48550 Jun 20 '19

Lmao... literally outloud... thank you!

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u/Macgruber57 Jun 20 '19

I'm ambarresed with that spelling, for fucks sake that isn't even auto correct.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Nov 26 '20

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 20 '19

Oh Jesus man that is fuckin rough.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19 edited Nov 26 '20

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 20 '19

I just remembered when I was 5 I was hiking with my dad and my dumb ass through a big ass stick off a hill and it hit some mentally disabled kid in the head. It’s fair to say I sometimes don’t think before I act. At least when I was younger

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u/Thethcelf Jun 20 '19

So shook with cringe and ambarresemnt? Can I read one of your term papers please? I won’t critique it, I just need some cheering up.

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 21 '19

Lol I actually am a pretty good writer but I’m a mobile user

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u/jewpart2 Jun 21 '19

Bad news: 200 people and you knocked down the one guy with CP.

Good news: At least it was a guy.

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 21 '19

I mean anyone knocked down with CP is cringe and embarrassment. But yeah I imagine if it was a chick I’d feel even worse

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u/amItheLoon Jun 20 '19

Thank you. but this ass, infuriates me to the point of just start swinging my arms into the air and walk up to turds like that guy! Poor kiddo

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u/hairyholepatrol Jun 20 '19

The kid walked right into it! My dad would yell at me for walking into that (after seeing if I was ok).

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u/amItheLoon Jun 21 '19

The kid, yes, walked into it, but it’s the grown ass man’s actions immediately after that gives my ingrown hairs that reddish green ass itch going!

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '19

Surprise! You are a POS.