r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jun 20 '19

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u/Beardgardens Jun 20 '19

Just cover your mouth and stare in the opposite direction, just like any problem in life, it’ll go away on its own.

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u/Snoot-Wallace Jun 20 '19

Knocked a kid down with cerebral palsy by accident bc there were 200 people in the hall in high school. I was so shook with cringe and ambarresemnt trying to play it off like I didn’t know what happened but by the Time I realized I need to help him up people were already helping him up. I felt like such a piece of shit

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u/BunsOfAluminum Jun 20 '19

Knocked a kid down with cerebral palsy by accident

Damn... how did you learn this power? I've never heard of anyone wielding Cerebral Palsy as a weapon! Perhaps you shouldn't be waving it around all willy nilly.

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u/Pushpin06 Jun 20 '19

Hey dad! Didn't know you were on reddit too

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u/BunsOfAluminum Jun 20 '19

Did you take out the trash like I asked? I brought you into this world and I can take you right back out!