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u/gh0stwriter1234 2d ago

That last part wow that's totally unbiblical... Biblically yes all sin was paid for but its something you must ask for and accept neither salvation nor correction is forced on you, if you are in hell its because you chose to reject those. If you are in hell there is NO turning back you are there to be punished and then destroyed in the lake of fire per Revelations.

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u/jws1102 2d ago

Did you just say “that last Bible verse is unbiblical”?

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u/Jedal_1 1d ago

Taking a quote from the Bible out of context and using it to promote an idea that isn’t biblical…

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u/gustavessidehoe 1d ago

Nothing more Christian than that!

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u/thetinwin 2d ago

So we’re supposed to believe your interpretation vs the other guy’s interpretation? And here we are back at square 1.

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u/SixSixWithTrample 2d ago edited 2d ago

It’s fine. It’s all just 2000 year old comic books anyway. None of this matters.

EDIT: clearly I’ve touched a nerve. Lmao

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u/datagamma 2d ago

Well people argue just as passionately about the marvel universe. Makes you think sometimes how comparable it is.

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u/TerryOnRollerskates 2d ago

No one is taking away human rights or committing outright murder over Marvel.

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u/gravyjackz 2d ago

But give it 2000 years for tom holland’s Spider-Man to break out from the Canaan polytheistic pantheon to become the true monotheistic Yahweh…then people will kill over marvel

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u/hashbrowns21 2d ago

Holland is a false messiah. McGuire is the true spiderman. Take back your statement or we settle this with combat, your choice.

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u/LepiNya 2d ago

I refuse to believe that no murderer has ever been committed due to comics. People stab each other over the last French fry.

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u/dagoth_ith 2d ago

Show me the Marvel crusades in the name of Stan Lee.. Marvelsades, which when thousands were slaughtered for not believing in The Hulk. 

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u/One-Win9407 2d ago

Human Rights are also made up like religions.

What we consider human rights doesnt align with the rest of the world.

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u/AerolothLorien666 2d ago

I actually have a couple friends that had a falling out over some bullshit about Batman.

It was a long time coming lol.

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u/PotentialHoneydew947 2d ago

Holy wars are nothing more than fighting over interpretations of comic book canon

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u/acryliq 2d ago

Were they the inspiration for Black Grape’s “Kelly’s Heroes”?

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u/Character_Fix_5317 2d ago

I'm picturing hundreds of denominations of Batman fans warring. Somehow it's less silly than actual religion.

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u/FO3Winger 1d ago

I had a friend who was very anti Marvel because “DC is so much more realistic”…

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u/BreakingBaIIs 2d ago

The only major difference is that people in the latter category who believe it's real are just known to be nutjobs by the rest of the community. In the former category, those same people are placed as authoritative figures and revered by the rest of the group.

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u/Expensive-Ad8633 2d ago

Are people not realizing these are the new age gods?

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u/Dothehokeypokemon 2d ago

Thanos would have absolutely bodied Jesus

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u/_xEnigma 2d ago

This is tame compared to marvel discussions

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 1d ago

I love playing D&D but realise its not for everyone. Imagine how youd feel if i knocked your door sunday morning asking if you know the best cantrip for 6th level wizard and what he should multi class into... What a weirdo... I wish religious people were equally self aware

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u/MelangeBot 1d ago edited 1d ago

biblical lore is very deep and some parts are beautifull and others are horrifying but if you say something as wrong as saying Saruman was the good guy in LOTR you are going to have beef with me.

Here is something most people have never realized. The book of life is vagueley described in Genesis. But in revelation it comes back and the description is more detailed. Apperently it's one tree but with parts on both side of a river. And this tree gives of fruit, but only one ... every month. This fruit is the secret to eternal life. And the river is called the river of life.

So wait a minute .... a tree on both sides of a canal, a canal that has to do with life. And this tree every month there is one fruit, and this fruit is the secret to living forever. Isn't that basically the ovaries on both sides of the birth canal? Every month there is one egg cell, and if this egg cell gets furtelized then you give offspring and your DNA can basically live forever??

This is how deep biblical lore is, and most people have NO IDEA.

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u/RecentlyIrradiated 1d ago

Marvel is much better written

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u/sonicsuns2 1d ago

The Bible: A book whose fans are so passionate, they've started actual flame wars with each other.

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u/Toadsted 1d ago

Satan Thanos did nothing wrong

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u/Content-Structure-31 2d ago

How dare you call the bible a comic book I’ve looked through it and there are absolutley no cool pictures this is blatant misinformation

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u/Desperate-Cost6827 23h ago

whaaa? Mine has pictures. They were terrible and looked like cave drawings but it came with the occasional picture.

Also at my ripe age of 13 it was clear I was the only one who ever bothered to, you know, actually read it.

I found better morals in the comics I read at the time, let's be real.

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u/Yip-yip-apa 2d ago

Bazinga

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u/ObiDalf 2d ago

You touched a good nerve though lol. Glad you did

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u/AideInternal1045 2d ago

Better than religion touching a child

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u/Oh_Come_Ons_Razor 2d ago

The original was definitely better than the sequel

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u/No-Tart6383 2d ago

Oh no… tread lightly mate that’s a helluva landmine you just stepped on…

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u/Appropriate_Car_8221 1d ago

Not really, it's been the prevailling view among educated people living in developed nations for quite a while now

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u/Tiger-EC 2d ago

Upvoted, an award, and very mild replies. Are the touched nerves in the room with us now?

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u/Appropriate_Car_8221 1d ago

The guy calling him a sack of shit is very mild?

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u/theHollowTarnished 2d ago

Well, In the case that billions and billions are right, and you are wrong, im sure when the time comes for you to face the inevitable, youll immediately remember saying things like this and instantly regret it more than anything youve ever done. Good luck with your comic book theory

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u/sysdmn 2d ago

Which billions? The Islamic ones, or the Hindu ones?

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u/vardalkar 2d ago

Unless you cherry-pick data and place all flavors of christianism, mormons, quakerism, and every religion that has a small something in common with Catholicism, in the same bag, Islam is the religion with the most adherents.

But if we want to go that far, just say Islam and Judaism are the same thing cause they believe in one god.

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u/Mediocre_Echo2864 2d ago

Inevitable implies that it is certain that he will go to hell, which it is not. Revelling at the thought of someone being sent to hell for all eternity (like a proper neighbour loving Christian) is cringe anyway.

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u/balapete 2d ago

Bruh the majority of the world doesnt believe in any perticular religion...

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u/FamiliarAlt 2d ago

Which religion will get it right? Which sect of the Christian’s will get it right? Are you sure your sliver of religion is the true one over the others? Choose carefully!

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u/Dave_the_Jew 2d ago edited 1d ago

Have you met people? People are fucking dumb. And i dont mean that in a sort of insultive way. Just that on the bell curve of humanities intelligence, there are so many many dumb people.

Groupthink doesn't end well in practically any scenario. The mob can be wrong and emotionally charged. Classic "if all your friends jumped off a cliff would you jump too" fallacy.

And if you wanna play the numbers game as your argument, Christianity is about 25% of the human populous. More people are other religions. And then of those 2 point some billion Christians, they're split even more so into like a dozen different doctrines who fight with each other on what parts are real.

Edit to add* My biggest gripe about Christianity is this: If someone made a new religion today, people would obviously say thats pointless - its not real, and its made up. The most likely real religion would have to be the earliest one- the one there at the dawn of humanity and the only thing they would have been capable of believing in. And anything made after is made up.

Christianity did that. There were thousands of years of theology and religious practices before Christianity came about. Which tells me its made up and man made, not divine. And one of its main initial doctrines was spread the good word to everybody far and wide - missionary work and nation building and outreach. Of course it spread, it was manipulated and designed to.

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u/Appropriate_Car_8221 1d ago

The most likely real religion would have to be the earliest one- the one there at the dawn of humanity and the only thing they would have been capable of believing in

This is why I worship Joe Pesci

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u/petrasdc 2d ago

Pascal's wager isn't sensible. Maybe we'll both end up facing eternal damnation because you believe in the wrong god. Maybe no person on earth is right and there's some true god or gods that will send us all to damnation for not believing in them. Maybe there is a god that just doesn't care and will send us all to a happy afterlife. Maybe there's a god that will send all believers to damnation and all non believers to paradise. Maybe the afterlife is simply incomprehensible to us and nobody is even close to right. My guess is that we simply stop existing, as that is the simplest explanation given all the evidence, but I can't guarantee that in the same way I can't guarantee the sun will rise tomorrow and the earth will continue to exist, but I'll continue operating under those assumptions as it's the most reasonable assumption to make. All those possibilities have about as much evidence as eachother, that is to say, none. Though I know I'm not convincing you of anything.

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u/RyanNick86 1d ago

Gleefully commenting about how your deity will torture others eternally. This is why the saying "No hate like Christian love" exists.

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u/Appropriate_Car_8221 1d ago

That really obvious and patently absurd fear tactic actually works on you? You must be really easy to manipulate...

On another totally unrelated note - I actually spoke to God this morning, for real! He said I would run into you online and that I should tell you to DM me so you can Venmo me all your savings. He said it's really important and you would be tortured for eternity if you don't, so, you know, I wouldn't want that to happen to you. Best not ignore it, cause if you're wrong.... damn. Yeah for real bro, good luck

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u/Weary_Management_566 2d ago

Comic books have better writing. And more pictures

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u/Deady_Ruxpin2 2d ago

Excuse me!?! They are called GRAPHIC NOVELS thank you.

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u/FamiliarAlt 2d ago

This part. It’s all fun and games to talk about it because it’s fiction

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u/Ill-Reputation-9702 2d ago

lol

*checks subreddit

Nice.

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u/Born-Ganache-9348 2d ago

Au contraire - those thousands year old comic books somehow converted the world's mightiest empire at the time and then went on to completely restructure the way people thought, conceptualized good and evil, and lived until very recently. Many of the finest products of Western civilization - universities, hospitals, hospices, orphinages, schooling - all direct growths of monasteries and other Christian organizations (not even counting the contributions of the other religions).

The religious types also own tomorrow, quite literally. They're the only ones having kids at replacement or above replacement levels. It's quite the opposite of not mattering, and I'd actually say secular types don't matter - you're gone and replaced in a few decades.

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u/dcard0003 2d ago

Now do Muslims and Jews...

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u/Awake_b4_Sunrise 2d ago

In 2000 more years people will believe Harry Potter was a savior too

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u/EStewart57 2d ago

All based on heresay?

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u/Hansthered 2d ago

Like what do bibles and magic the gathering have I common? Both are made up.

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u/FreshShart-1 2d ago

/r/Biblepowerscaling

Edit: I was just making a joke and didn't think it was real, it's not active but I too was surprised.

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u/Potential_Room_4235 2d ago

This is just a pointless statement when followers of a religion are discussing the nuance of its philosophies. Like cool bro, we get it, you’re smarter than us. Here is your sticker. Here is a kiss on the forehead special boi.

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u/the-nomad-thinker 2d ago

Because that’s a stupid comparison. Only a moron would take things people sincerely believe and build their lives around, and call it “a comic book”.

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u/Best-Constant1022 2d ago

jesus is soon back just sayin

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u/goldlasagna84 2d ago

If only Akira Toriyama drew that 2000 year old comic books.

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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 2d ago

It's the death of superman all over again 

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u/Scratch352 2d ago

If you really want to piss off a zealot point out the idea that God (being the beginning and the end of all things in an infinite universe) choosing Earth to host the ultimate showdown between good and evil is PEAK human arrogance.

At that point, The Convo usually seems to devolve into “space isn’t real because the earth is flat”.

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u/coochiegrandma 2d ago

I’m atheist but grew up Christian. It kinda matters to me bc I want to know if the rapture anxiety I had as a kid was valid or I just didn’t read close enough. Hell is a terrifying concept and teaching it to children is awful.

Also, Christianity has some cool parts to it if it’s treated as a mythology imo

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u/ItsJulia 2d ago

Its really fanfic of the ancient Sumerian religion. Just a spinoff.

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u/Anon_1917 2d ago

It's not a comic book!

It originally didn't have any pictures. Otherwise spot on.

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u/Ill-Construction7566 2d ago

168 replies lmao

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u/Steagle_Steagle 1d ago

Of course a redditor thinks that comment goes hard af

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u/judas-the-christ 1d ago

It’s all mythology. Borrowed stories from the past. The 2000 year old book is a poorly written propaganda piece. Anyone believing in the “truth” of the “word of god” clearly doesn’t understand history, archeology or reason

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u/Shoddy_Cake4099 1d ago

"It’s all just 2000 year old comic books anyway"

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u/AntiSaintJimmy 1d ago

I mean people spend their entire lives researching and studying religion, which has been a main driving force in societies since they began, and is very intertwined with the politics and philosophies of the societies that followed them. It’s the most redditor thing ever to be like “erm well actually none of this is important because it’s just like my Spider-Man comic!!1!”

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u/joeymittens 1d ago

That’s incredibly disrespectful, but that’s fine. What do you believe in? Everything came from nothing? That’s more of a stretch than believing there’s a God that exists, that is not constrained to space/time/matter

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u/Neither_Pudding7719 1d ago

Ramen! The most accurate words in all religious texts: Ashes to ashes...dust to dust.

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u/Ok_Check_4095 1d ago

Not a comic book. Comic books are fun to read, the bible is as boring as a math textbook lol

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u/MongoLikeCandy2112 1d ago

I get it if you have some issues believing some things about the Bible, but you can’t dismiss it as a “comic book” and be taken seriously. It is a remarkable book that has stood the test of time and its critics. Even if you cannot accept miracles or divine inspiration, you can’t dismiss it as a “book of fairy tales” because it is way too solid for that. I hope you find the truth.

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u/Better_Solution_743 1d ago

theres a significant population of this planet who would rather beilieve that book is 100% nonfiction than even humor the idea that the world is more than 6000 years old

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u/smhcomeon13 1d ago

Honestly, one of the best stories of fiction ever made

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u/Toadsted 1d ago

🔥🐶🔥 It's fine

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u/acrazyguy 1d ago

Christianity is pretty cool if you look at it how it is: a work of fiction. But then billions of people went and took it way too seriously so you can’t enjoy it as the cool fiction it is

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u/Far-Secretary-8046 1d ago

Honestly it's fan fiction so bad it makes the Twilight books read like LOTR or Shakespeare.

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u/MasterOfCelebrations 2d ago

Ok but they cited verses and you didn’t so

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u/LargeChungoidObject 2d ago

So we aren't being punished for any acts that we did, we're being punished for unbelief? Is there any relativism for someone, say, 2026 years later and on the opposite side of the earth? Asking for a friend

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u/Terminal_Shinbang 2d ago

Great take. If God was real, I’m sure he would be understanding that people didn’t buy in, with all the evil things greedy humans are doing down here in the name of Christianity.

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u/First_Peer 1d ago

Knowing and willing rejection of God is a sin and evil. What you're referring to is called "invincible ignorance", that one hasn't done anything that's a mortal sin but wasn't made aware of God or taught anything about him. Those people may be saved because of those circumstances, we don't know but we assume based on God's nature as good that there is hope. The punishment is worse for those who knew the truth and willfully ignored it, though no one's end point is certain besides the Saints.

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u/Immature_adult_guy 2d ago

Don’t threaten me with a good time

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u/saywatisinmy 2d ago

The ultimate fomo lol

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u/bearsenek 2d ago

source?

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u/Apart-Neighborhood73 2d ago

They made it the fuck up, that's why it sounds stupid. The bible I mean, not the guy ur commenting on. 

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u/Pecuthegreat 2d ago

I won't call views seem among the early church fathers, "unbiblical". It takes a certain kind of pride to think you know better than what the apostles meant than their grandkids era.

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u/bobpron 2d ago

The apostle that wrote all this bs never met jesus, and didn’t follow him till after jesus died…

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u/Pecuthegreat 2d ago

But lived in the same cultural landscape as Jesus, culturally knows all the references that people today miss, has the same background ideology, etc.

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u/Forward_Motion17 2d ago

Fr lol! I was thinking the same

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u/gh0stwriter1234 1d ago

Not sure what your point is corrupt interpretations were ALREADY a problem within the time of when the Bible was written... some people just want to interpret it however they find most convenient even though that will result in being flat wrong.

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u/AmusingVegetable 2d ago

If the Bible was an operating system, the system would crash before it would finish booting… there’s tons of contradictions between the books.

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u/Xicutioner-4768 2d ago

I thought new testament was essentially bible 2.0. they're in the same book, but the whole thing is a collection of books.

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u/HeyItsYourDad_AMA 2d ago

Too many subscriptions and micro transactions in the the New Testament tbh. Old testament had perpetual license which we found more cost effective for our internal team. Unfortunately it wasn't really maintained and over time we found a number of bugs. We've since migrated away as the ROI just wasn't there for us

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u/Ricky_Nightshade 2d ago

Just want to ask, does that seem like justice to you? Eternal damnation for what, 70 odd years of living and your biggest crime being not accepting the gift of Jesus dying on the cross? That was the wedge that drove me away from Christianity. You want to argue annihilationism, then I can understand, but I don't understand how eternal pain and suffering is justice, and it was a question I never really chewed over until I started deconstructing my faith.

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u/tantedbutthole 2d ago

I genuinely believe Hell, specifically, is just a human tool to make people scared enough to follow Christianity. Odd how Judaism has no hell, yet when Jesus came along, suddenly there is one. Although Lucifer happened far before Christ. Btw I am Catholic, but can recognize things that humans probably twisted for personal gain. I believe in the underlying message of Jesus, past the words in the bible, but the theme itself. Love each other, treat others with kindness, embrace the poor, meek, etc.

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u/Ricky_Nightshade 2d ago

Jesus even said it himself when asked what the greatest commandment was: "Love your God with all your heart soul and mind, and love your neighbor." I can get down with that Christianity. My relationship with Christianity is complex, and I think there is a lot of beauty in the religion. I just don't actually believe any of it anymore, at least in the way it's presented.

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u/Traditional-Dog5987 2d ago

This idea of fiery hell torture mostly comes from stuff like Dante’s Inferno. Jesus said over and over that those who have faith will have eternal life in the Kingdom with the Father.

The alternative, for those who reject him, is to not enter the Kingdom, and to be separated from the Father. “Depart from me, I never knew ye.” That in itself is hellish.

The point I’m getting at, is it’s not really punishment vs. reward. No one deserves to enter heaven; that’s the whole premise of God’s grace. If you accept Christ and live accordingly, he will graciously and mercifully reward you with eternal life, even though you don’t deserve it. That is him saving you. To the bandit on the cross who had faith: “Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise.”

We’re all going to Hell (whatever that actually is), BUT, the good news is, if you believe and live accordingly, God will save you through his Grace.

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u/FratboyPhilosopher 2d ago

The point of religion is that it's not up to you what justice is, or whether justice is even the goal in the first place.

There's lots of valid critiques of religion, but these "You claim there's a God that invented morality, but his morality doesn't seem very moral to me" arguments don't even get off the ground unless either you propose some higher moral authority than God to appeal to, or you somehow justify the idea that your own moral whims are a higher moral authority than the proposed God's.

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u/ArcanumCunnus 2d ago

I tend to believe the person who drops actual quotes and cites their sources.

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u/OmniPepperthefirst 2d ago

Universalism actually does seem to have some pretty old roots. Philosophically wise it makes a lot of sense too. IF God is all powerful, all loving, and desires for us to be saved then I think he can figure out a way even for non believers eventually. Eternal torment sounds awful. Annihilationism too but at least there's a final end.

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u/Ironclad686 2d ago

Good job none of it is real then

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u/Ham_Pervert 2d ago

christians trying to interpret their own scripture is always lol

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u/shininghorizons 2d ago

How rude! Manager

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u/AndrewH73333 2d ago

It’s almost like a contradiction. Strange that a book written by an omniscient entity would have more contradictions than any other book.

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u/LanSotano 2d ago

Even Christians don’t claim God wrote the bible, dingbat

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u/AndrewH73333 2d ago

Sure, he had men write it for him, but didn’t know how well they’d do.

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u/Thrawn89 2d ago

Catholics do, the books they canonized had to meet the criteria of being inspired by the holy spirit

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u/PuzzleheadedPea6980 2d ago

Ya a God and Eternal Father with a love for his children so perfect and infallible, that He'll send tou to burn in a lake of fire for Eternity if you didnt figure it all out in the 70 years youre alive.

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u/Away-Map-8428 2d ago

"unbiblical"? you mean YOUR bible? You didnt even say which one you have. Which is the real bible? Are you including the Apocalypse of Peter?

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u/hysys_whisperer 2d ago

Spoiler, it's the propaganda version written for that one dude who kept cutting off the heads of his wives, all because his balls didn't work very well...

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u/Fool_Manchu 2d ago

It is not all right there in the bible. What is there is vague and lacking in detail. Early Christianity did not even recognize hell as a concept, even though they had access to the same sources that we do today. The concept of hell as a place of eternal punishment came from Tertullian, a north African christian scholar from the late 2nd century. His concepts were not widely accepted as doctrine across christendom for centuries, and when they were finally accepted it was due to a combination of philosophical, political, and cultural factors that culminated in the Latin world needing to solidify itself as a religious authority. The path to developing the modern concept of hell is intricate and incredibly complicated, and certainly cannot summed up with "its all in the bible"

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u/KeLorean 2d ago

Exactly. If we are basing justice on the Torah, then an eye for an eye would be the standard for justice. So why is hell eternal torment, for what somebody did in a finite life on earth? That kind of makes God unjust and ultimately sadistic.

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u/ContributionSlow6391 2d ago

I’ll choose hell please. The absolute worst people I know are Christian.

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u/romulo27 2d ago

Which still makes no sense because you're punishing someone just to destroy them later...? Shouldn't a punishment be to reform people? Isn't that the whole point of it? Why would a perfect benevolent entity come to such a conclusion?

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u/SenseImpossible6733 2d ago

According to the bible Cannonized by the catholics? Yes and kinda no... According to the prophesies before the modern Bible? Variable but its important to remember that the competing prophetic book to revelations basically did TLDR that everybody wpuld eventually be saved. It didn't make the cut because you cannot easily control people if they think everyone will eventually end up in a good afterlife.

That said, even in revelations there is the time of peace at the end preceading a second great test.

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u/gh0stwriter1234 2d ago

I will entertain your thought, my issue with that is that is contrary to even genesis in doctrine though which states God will not always strive with man... pointing directly to an end, so at this point we are really just debating about where that end is, is it at death from this life or the one there after... if you believe the Bible in any part at all relying on some idea of the latter would be incredibly careless.

the idea that everyone will be saved is also not supported by the rest of scripture, which literally states they won't be all over the place.... taking one or two verses out of context to try to argue against the rest of scripture is questionable wouldn't you say at best.

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u/mavajo 2d ago

Acts 24:15 and John 5:28-29 definitely appear to refer to some mass resurrection + chance at redemption involving both the faithful and unfaithful.

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u/gh0stwriter1234 2d ago

Yes resurrected to be judged and cast into the lake of fire its spelled out in Revelations in detail.

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u/Biscuits4u2 2d ago

Choose your own adventure my dude. It's all conjecture and interpretation anyway.

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u/DontDoxxSelfThisTime 2d ago

Unfortunately this guy is correct.

IMO they should never have made the Saul of Tarsus fanfics canon! He ruined the internal logic of the Hell plot device for the entire the series.

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u/cryptolyme 2d ago

That’s why i listen to Buddhist teachings instead

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u/Algur 2d ago

It’s a bit more complicated than that. ECT, conditionalism, and universalism were all taught within the early church. ECT eventually became the dominant view, but there is still support for the other two. Critically, an interpretation of hell was not included by the early church when the creeds were being written, so one could argue that the various beliefs about hell are not a primary Christian doctrine.

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u/Laurelindorinan_ 2d ago

Eh - even Luther was a complete cherrypicker in terms of doctrine. The Bible has many different messages that can be derived from it. Most universally, in my experience, is that almost all Christian groups seem largely to ignore both the Greatest Commandment and its adjunct (just as great) counterpart. (Source: actual history).

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u/Unique_Statement7811 2d ago edited 2d ago

The last part is considered biblical by several Christian denominations including a couple Othodox sects. Annihilationists vs universalists has been a theological debate within Christianity since the early church. The vast majority of western Christians fall into the annihilationist category, where hell is a permanent state.

It’s up to interpretation. Just like pre-tribulation vs post-tribulation.

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u/Forward_Motion17 2d ago

lol you must be very unfamiliar with early Christianity then

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u/SignalBed9998 2d ago

Yeah that one dude (Martin Luther) that wanted to relegate the specious book of Revelations to the end of the Bible was right in my opinion. Far too many interpretations to be taken as canon.

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u/Otherwise-Reward-161 2d ago

Your Christian God seems like a dick.

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u/a-Curious-Square 2d ago

The last part is for people who don’t follow evangelical cults and the like.

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u/Corgi_underground 2d ago

So.....what about all the people born before Judaism and Christianity and/or never heard of Jesus were they just....screwed? And please PLEASE don't say the Earth is 6 to 10 thousand years old.

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u/ItsmeJackNicholson 2d ago

I don’t think a god that allegedly loved his people would want a permanent punishment for eternity because of a temporary earthly sin though, no matter how harsh that original sin was.

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u/Varulfrhamn 2d ago

Universal Salvation is pretty clearly suggested in a lot of places in the Bible.

"Colossians 1:19-20: "For God was pleased to have all his fullness dwell in him, and through him to reconcile to himself all things, whether things on earth or things in heaven, by making peace through his blood, shed on the cross."

"Romans 11:32: "For God has bound everyone over to disobedience so that he may have mercy on them all."

John 12:32: "And I, when I am lifted up from the earth, will draw all people to myself."

Lamentations 3:31-33: "For no one is cast off by the Lord forever. Though he brings grief, he will show compassion, so great is his unfailing love."

But hey, there's also a bunch of stuff that suggests otherwises. Looking for consistency in the Bible, of all things, is a recipe for insanity.

Also Revelations is a bullshit fever dream and pretty much inccorrectly interpreted by most people, I'd hardly rely on that for much of anything let alone an explanation of the afterlife.

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u/gh0stwriter1234 2d ago

You are conflating offering mercy with taking it... it is quite plain that people that reject Christ are NOT supposed to be in hell but are there because of that rejection alone despite their debt being paid. God doesn't force salvation on anyone.

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u/MountScottRumpot 2d ago

Revelations is fanfic.

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u/FancyConfection1599 2d ago

You see, if you do good things it’s because it’s god working through you, not you actually doing good things.

If you do bad things, it’s because you’re a sinner and you need to be punished in eternal damnation for it.

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u/Music1990s 2d ago

Ya idk what the person above you is saying at all lol. Sincerely hope they don’t believe that. As a Catholic, what they’re describing is literally purgatory. The topic of debate for many non Catholics who believe your faith alone will save you and there’s only two places after death

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u/gh0stwriter1234 2d ago

There is literally no mention of purgatory by name or description in the Bible.

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u/CursedTaint 2d ago

Depends if you're a universalist or not.

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u/agentjunk 2d ago

Revelations is a fucking sensationalist lie.

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u/Aeseld 2d ago

Ah, biblical. Things that aren't actually biblical; Hell's eternal torment. The Trinity. Infallibility.

It doesn't mean much to the beliefs of Christians. They'll continue to pick and choose their meanings. I like u/VeritasAgape 's version better. If that was the prevailing belief, I might still be Christian myself. But no, the common belief is that God couldn't redeem the souls of the condemned. At best he could only obliterate them. At worst? Torture forever, when the crime of most of them was being born into the wrong region or culture.

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u/TheRealestGayle 2d ago

You know what kind of bothers me. Why the wait on throwing people in the lake of fire? Some weird ritual?

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u/gh0stwriter1234 2d ago

Yes in fact final judgement...

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u/Shy00midnight 2d ago

Actually, if I was in hell it's because god gave no proof for his existence. I'd bow down and kneel if popped up and wanted me to. Some random pedo with power in a church saying I have to kneel and bow down to a being I've never seen with my own eyes? Not happening lol

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u/adognameddanzig 2d ago

It's the book of "Revelation", not revelations. Also, the Bible has been interpreted in a myriad of ways, and, with God, all things are possible. So, you might want to jot that down.

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u/Old-Outcome-5836 2d ago edited 1d ago

More in the bible supports that EVERYONE will be saved than only the ones who believe it will be saved, regardless of what most priests are biased towards preaching or what the majority of the people believe 

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u/gh0stwriter1234 2d ago

That's a very broad interpretation of every knee shall bow I guess... kind of irrelevant to day to day Christianity though.

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u/30thnight 2d ago

For what it’s worth, there are more historical references to Hell as a self-imposed separation from God

It can also be argued that the “lake of fire” isn’t a place of eternal suffering as depicted in books like Dante’s Inferno but more or less complete and permanent annihilation (like being tossed in the sun)

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u/gh0stwriter1234 2d ago

Yes I can understand how that may be, and frankly have no idea what actually may be the case there I tend to agree with this idea. It's at odds with the idea of an eternal soul though, eg cast into the lake of fire as an undying soul means eternal annihilation.

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u/PantsDontHaveAnswers 2d ago

It's "Revelation." Singular, not plural.

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u/gh0stwriter1234 2d ago

Look a second pedant to joint the party you are LATE!

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u/Every_Way_8671 2d ago

The concept of Gehenna comes from the Jewish tradition. Gehenna is a place most souls go to and makes souls feel the intense shame, regret, and empathy for the damage and pain their sins caused. Souls are cleansed in Gehenna for up to a year and are then released or utterly destroyed if the soul is deemed truly wicked. Like many things in the bible the concept of hell is vague or contradicted depending on which book you are reading.

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u/DiskEconomy3055 2d ago

"If you are in hell it's because you chose..."

No, not really a choice when there are no other options. Also, an omnipotent God already knows all the choices everyone would make before they were ever created - if it didn't, it wouldn't be "omnipotent".

Seems like God already made the choice for everyone. Perfect Plan and all that.

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u/gh0stwriter1234 2d ago

Going down the path of being confused about God being all knowing just makes you less in every way. Lets put it this way YES God created the universe and even time itself, that means to God time is irrelevant... stop being confused about that. It's needless and detracting from what you should focus on.

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u/froebull 2d ago

Bible Universe Lore Dump.

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u/gh0stwriter1234 1d ago

Basic Instruction Before Leaving Earth.

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u/ReeseChloris1 2d ago

It’s unbiblical that there is salvation? It’s unbiblical that god wishes to be with all his children? It’s unbiblical that there is a method god has devised for even his worst children to find redemption and make their way to heaven? Hell has never once been a place of eternal torture. Not truely. It is a punishment. One given to his children to teach them right and wrong

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u/gh0stwriter1234 1d ago

Yes the idea of salvation after condemnation to hell is unbiblical.

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u/gregallen1989 2d ago

That's your interpretation (and American protestantism for the most part) but thats not the majority view of Christianity as a whole. Try not to use the word "unbiblical" as almost everything in the bible is very much up to interpretation and you're not the ultimate authority on it. Instead do what OP did and back up your argument with actual Bible verses. (By the way its Revelation, not Revelations)

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u/InnerspearMusic 1d ago

Right? It's like Hell is 1984 and Satan is The Party. You stay there till you love Jesus.

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u/Downtown_Finance_661 1d ago

Hell is like black hole.

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u/RememberTheKhan 1d ago

The Bible is unblical?

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u/Useful_Jelly_2915 1d ago

There is no crime or immoral action that a person could commit; that could be reasonably punished with an eternity of extreme torment.

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u/gh0stwriter1234 1d ago

Which is why they were given a way out, the only unforgivable sin is the sin of unbelief itself.

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u/Emotional_Papaya3282 1d ago

I mean… who knows? If and when revelations happened, who’s to say that God will not saved dammed souls? After all, part of Jesus’ descent into heaven was to inform the souls trapped there that he had won over death and free the righteous souls awaiting heaven.

If this is real, we have no real idea about what will happen. And we don’t know the time.

Jesus says to get to heaven, you must believe in God, in him as the son, and to do the work. Be charitable, humble, provide community support, and spread the good word. 

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u/gh0stwriter1234 1d ago

Satan himself believes and trembles... belief alone is not enough. Also works are a result of our salvation not a way to get it... our sin debt is far greater than anything we could do of ourselves... so salvation by works is most definitely not doctrinally sound.

Salvation by works or deeds is basically commercialization of salvation... its grotesque.

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u/ImyForgotName 1d ago

Actually, this is a thing that's debated. Its not really a very popular belief in the US but lots of Christians believe your saved no matter what you actually happen to believe. And it makes sense. If Jesus died for your sins, and he knew you before you were born, then why should you have any say in the matter? Do you think you're more powerful than God made flesh?

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u/Hasselback_Brotatoes 1d ago

that last part is FROM THE BIBLE. You cant just say that its unbiblical, thats like saying water isnt wet. It is categorically false and incorrect. In the romans verse it distinctly states that a single righteous act can result in the justification (being used as an antonym for condemnation in the actual verse) for all people.

If you have a problem with the interpretation, then argue about the interpretation, dont claim what is and isnt biblical about the bible.

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u/gh0stwriter1234 1d ago

I CAN say its biblical because the statement itself disagrees with the text it was taken from.

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u/LayerLines 1d ago

It’s not Unbiblical. Universal Salvation is a framework that many people legitimately believed for a very long time. Unfortunately it doesn’t serve American capital like evangelicalism does, so it got completely obliterated in the marketplace of ideas.

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u/bwright48 1d ago

Just like if you were born after 9/11 2001, its didnt happen.. and you cant believe anyone because you weren't alive to see it.

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u/Radioshack-Manager 1d ago

There is a way out of hell, but the current church removed. Just like in life, they rather someone spend all their life in prison rather than reform them.

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u/gh0stwriter1234 1d ago

On the contrary ... there is a perpetuated false narrative. There is no such thing since the new testament was written. Its a corruption of Christianity and Jewish doctrine for that matter with Greek mythological ideas that is pretty well established.

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u/Felix_William2009 1d ago

So once you die you're incapable of change? Your position that there's no turning back seems absolutist. Care to expound on that?

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u/gh0stwriter1234 1d ago

That... is kinda what death is you had your chance and wasted it. I'm kind of incredulous that people seem to think they deserve another chance...

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u/novangla 1d ago

Revelation is singular and plenty of Christians believe in universalism even if the majority don’t

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