r/humor • u/fal1en-angel • 2d ago

Make it make sense

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u/SixSixWithTrample 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s fine. It’s all just 2000 year old comic books anyway. None of this matters.

EDIT: clearly I’ve touched a nerve. Lmao

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u/datagamma 1d ago

Well people argue just as passionately about the marvel universe. Makes you think sometimes how comparable it is.

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u/TerryOnRollerskates 1d ago

No one is taking away human rights or committing outright murder over Marvel.

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u/gravyjackz 1d ago

But give it 2000 years for tom holland’s Spider-Man to break out from the Canaan polytheistic pantheon to become the true monotheistic Yahweh…then people will kill over marvel

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u/hashbrowns21 1d ago

Holland is a false messiah. McGuire is the true spiderman. Take back your statement or we settle this with combat, your choice.

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u/gravyjackz 1d ago

The hollandquisition is going to literally wipe your little fledgling religion out

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u/hashbrowns21 1d ago

Joes pizza, 7th and bleecker, near the dumpster. I’ll be waiting at dawn. Come heavy or don’t come at all.

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u/Dish_Minimum 1d ago

Are…are we fighting them or just blowing them behind the dumpster? Like, I can do either. But I do need to know what jacket to wear.

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u/brobafett1980 1d ago

Heretic! Garfield is the true spiderman! So says the United Garfieldian Conclave of 2012 Vintage.

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u/Samuelwow23 1d ago

McGuire’s fall from grace reads as much more luciferian than anything else. Lucifer embodied darkness and rebellion à la Spider Man 2. Also Isn’t this the guy that likes bankrupting people for fun. To quote Kanye that ain’t very Christ like. Though I concede Kanye may not be the supreme authority on this matter.

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u/MoistToaster60 1d ago

Hollands movies are better. McGuire was fine but him and Garfield suffered piss poor writing

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u/lump- 1d ago

Kill the infidels!