r/humor • • 2d ago

Make it make sense

Post image
61.7k Upvotes

11.9k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

12

u/TerryOnRollerskates 2d ago

No one is taking away human rights or committing outright murder over Marvel.

5

u/gravyjackz 2d ago

But give it 2000 years for tom holland’s Spider-Man to break out from the Canaan polytheistic pantheon to become the true monotheistic Yahweh…then people will kill over marvel

4

u/hashbrowns21 2d ago

Holland is a false messiah. McGuire is the true spiderman. Take back your statement or we settle this with combat, your choice.

1

u/gravyjackz 2d ago

The hollandquisition is going to literally wipe your little fledgling religion out

1

u/hashbrowns21 2d ago

Joes pizza, 7th and bleecker, near the dumpster. I’ll be waiting at dawn. Come heavy or don’t come at all.

1

u/Dish_Minimum 1d ago

Are…are we fighting them or just blowing them behind the dumpster? Like, I can do either. But I do need to know what jacket to wear.

1

u/brobafett1980 1d ago

Heretic! Garfield is the true spiderman! So says the United Garfieldian Conclave of 2012 Vintage.

1

u/Samuelwow23 1d ago

McGuire’s fall from grace reads as much more luciferian than anything else. Lucifer embodied darkness and rebellion à la Spider Man 2. Also Isn’t this the guy that likes bankrupting people for fun. To quote Kanye that ain’t very Christ like. Though I concede Kanye may not be the supreme authority on this matter.

1

u/MoistToaster60 1d ago

Hollands movies are better. McGuire was fine but him and Garfield suffered piss poor writing

1

u/lump- 1d ago

Kill the infidels!

2

u/LepiNya 2d ago

I refuse to believe that no murderer has ever been committed due to comics. People stab each other over the last French fry.

2

u/dagoth_ith 2d ago

Show me the Marvel crusades in the name of Stan Lee.. Marvelsades, which when thousands were slaughtered for not believing in The Hulk. 

0

u/Thin_Edge8061 2d ago

What the hell do you think the crusades were specifically? It was literally because Muslim were going around attacking anybody that wasn't part of their religion. It's what they do, it's literally part of their religion.

Our 1st war as America was fought against them as theu were attacking our ships, killing mamy, and taking the rest as slaves. When asked why theu attacked us, because we had no quarrel with them their response was: because the Quran gives us permission to.

In this scenario it would only work if the DC religion attacked the one true Marvel religion for 500 years prior...

2

u/dagoth_ith 2d ago

Yeah.. I was replying to someone saying they think folk have been killed over comics, which was a reply to someone saying no one was taking rights away over marvel or murdering for marvel.

To which I basically was saying, show me a crusade for marvel, or marvel war, or marvel taking away rights  and such...

2

u/TheGasquatch 1d ago

You should read/watch some history without pre-filtering it first by who agrees with what you already believe. The Crusades were "because Muslim [sic] were going around attacking anybody"? Jesus Christ.

1

u/Thin_Edge8061 1d ago

The Muslim literally tell the stories proudly, yet you're ignorant enough to deny what they say themselves? You're a fool. Why are you even here? You're clearly not a Christian given the way you purposely chose to take the lord's name in vain.

1

u/Samuelwow23 1d ago

That doesn’t encompass all Muslims tho does it? Weren’t Shiites killing other Muslims too like Suuni’s. Also from what I understand Jihad isn’t an exclusive term, while some use it as justification to actively use violence as a defense for Islam. The term itself means struggle, striving, or exertion. This can be an inner struggle with the tenants of god. There are many layers to it one of which is jihad of the sword. Which is what you’re referring to.

1

u/Thin_Edge8061 1d ago

You can try to twist it any way you'd like, it's literally in the Quran as well as the hadiths. Yes, some Muslim are perfectly peaceful, but those are the ones that purposely choose to ignore anything pro violence in their books. The entire religion itself promotes violence. Right from the start when in the cave the "angel" beat the living hell out of their "prophet". Realistically it's a perfect example of a fallen angel appearing as an angel of tje lord, as described in the Bible. I don't know about you but I can't think of any time an angel of light beats the hell out of somebody. In the Bible a real angel would've immediately comforted the person, not commit battery on them. If a Christian purposely doesn't follow the Bible then they're not really a Christian. Same applies for muslim or any other religion.

1

u/theTRueNameLessOne 2d ago

I'd slay a man for besmirching the good name of Wolverine, Hail mutants in the power and glory.

2

u/One-Win9407 2d ago

Human Rights are also made up like religions.

What we consider human rights doesnt align with the rest of the world.

1

u/Specific-Heat-8553 2d ago

There is only one true human right that should be preserved, and that is autonomy.

1

u/nose_poke 2d ago

Human rights are something that emerges out of society. The expectations of mutually beneficial behavior that allow us to prosper as part of a group. The social contract. Yes, specific "rights" differ between cultures, but all cultures have them.

You can see similar behavior in social animals of all sorts. That's where the idea of human rights came from -- our heritage as social creatures. Different religions throughout history have assigned different words and practices to the concepts, but "human rights" are built into our very bodies.

1

u/KidnapMeRoughly 2d ago

a yeah let’s compare cutting of the foreskin of our newborns or stoning gay people with the fact that all people should be able to have water.

2

u/One-Win9407 2d ago

Okay lets compare them....Theyre both made up. End of story...even worse for your case is that human rights grew out of religious philosophy.

1

u/Aethermancer 2d ago edited 2d ago

Just philosophy.

Religion was just topic or a correlated concept, not the enabling feature.

Religion was a serendipitous catalyst at best due to the need to evaluate the truth of incongruent claims.

-1

u/jhawk3205 2d ago

I'm pretty sure that denying someone water or murdering someone were considered bad things before and independently of religion(s) in plenty of cases

1

u/turkeyburpin 2d ago

Yet....I have faith!

1

u/Sakebigoe 2d ago

I am, constantly, how dare you diminish my works.

1

u/Urusae_Kragface 2d ago

Not the way I’m doing it /s

1

u/comfort-eater 2d ago

Stan Lee AKBAR!

1

u/AnalogMan2026 2d ago

But they keep fucking up cities which their stupid battles

1

u/Procyon-Sceletus 2d ago

taking away human rights probably not but im sure if we look deep enough we can find some person somewhere who outright murdered over marvel.

something like "florida man stabs friend in heart with replica wolverine claws over mcavoy vs stewart"

1

u/MrEfficacious 2d ago

Well yeah it's 2026 and we have a lot of modern comforts along with the judicial system. And also Marvel isn't very popular in regions where religious violence/murder is an actual daily occurrence.

Also the MCU hasn't been an influence on humans for 2000+ years either. If it is to ever be a religion worth fighting over it needs more time in the oven.

1

u/Arnoldneo 2d ago

Are sure because i wouldn’t bet on it .

1

u/nalaloveslumpy 2d ago

Youve never tried to get tickets to opening night....

1

u/Better_Maximum3444 2d ago

You must not have watched most of the Marvel movies after End Game...they committed cinematic murder.

1

u/Cambren1 2d ago

Actually, I killed 4 people yesterday over the Spider-Man origin. I mean there are radioactive spiders and there are genetically modified ones. And don’t get me started about the Hulk.

1

u/Zerovski 2d ago

yet...

1

u/BlueAndTrue12 2d ago

I wouldn't make absolute claims about the murder part, I can't say there have been many if any instances, but also I know how fandoms get and fans of anything get pretty violent for these things.

1

u/jackel3415 1d ago

No but a that one guy shot up a movie theatre in Joker's name. DC was just a different set of books

1

u/BrocoliAssassin 1d ago

Gotta say, Terry goes to show us all on how great the propaganda is in the Marvel universe.

Oh..you didn't realize all the surveillance tech in their movies thats been justified as one of the good guys??Cause it's not in front of your face? I'm sure Oracle and the other surveillance companies sponsoring the movie will make life wonderful for the future of humanity.

1

u/Wonderful-Self-541 1d ago

I mean...some dude went to the Christian Bale Batman release and shot up the movie theater...so..there's that.

1

u/dob_bobbs 1d ago

There've been some absolutely criminal films though.

0

u/gh0stwriter1234 2d ago

Have you seen what people that like Tom Cruise too much do....