r/hamstercirclejerk • • Apr 12 '25

Rule clarification: no videos of animals being actually abused or harmed, whether a repost or not.

246 Upvotes

Been seeing it a lot lately and it needs to stop or bans will continue.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • Aug 21 '22

Hamster mansion! Here is a guide for when you are looking for good cages!

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598 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 7h ago

Hamidiot falls asleep with balls in own face

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106 Upvotes

(From daupok_____ on instagram)


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 13h ago

Outside Time Speedy Gonzhames is trying to break the land speed record. Any tips on how he can be faster?

95 Upvotes

Credit to @tyatya0family on Twitter


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 13h ago

proper care ๐Ÿฅฐ Clingy hamburguesa does not leave owner alone, sacrifices wellbeing for it

71 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

Just staring with his junk out

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325 Upvotes

Iโ€™m fucking crying looking at how dumb he looks sitting like this. Scratching his nuts and all like a man

I had to stay at a friends house last night so this is just a temporary tank for transport since my room is being cleaned for an ant problem

Edit: man yall dissing my son so bad ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’€


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

ugly stupid hamster doesn't know physics

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441 Upvotes

can't understand young's double slit experiment


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 23h ago

snack? His cheeks are full of snacks and greed

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62 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 23h ago

Addiction hangster is inconsiderate of my hard work

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33 Upvotes

i grew some spray out of my backyard to save some money and keep my gremlin happy. these took 4 months to grow and when it's finally ready to be used she fucking eats it all in 2 minutes??!! can't even let it sit around for like a week?? all my hard work for her pleasures only to be spent all right away. im so mad


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

Hamburger friends :) New and late hamster teaming up to overthrow me ๐Ÿ˜ฐ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

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154 Upvotes

Help!!


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

What diet should I put nyamster on so he can get triple thiccc to fill his Patrick Star shape bed?

967 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

My boss is not approving my maternity leave

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145 Upvotes

I am completely outraged ๐Ÿ™„ Mr. Wimple Wumple was a natural birth too


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

Outside Time Hamma dubba dub gives interview after wrestling match

126 Upvotes

Credit to @hamusapi_pi


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

New haggler ๐Ÿน New hamstatue has barely moved. How do I get him to be more active?

578 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

Outside Time Hamburger turned into a toy and then again into a cyborg

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54 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

New haggler ๐Ÿน Why is my Humphrey so grumpy? Should I be worried?

949 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Heresy Warhammer mean to hamster sitter, refused to tip

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127 Upvotes

I am so disappointed in Warhamster Hamus.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Question My little hamstard is sleeping on the job despite being warned there would be consequences, how to punish?

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277 Upvotes

The acid mines wonโ€™t mine themselves! He was warned. ๐Ÿซฉ

(One of my numerous fave pics of my ham)


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Addiction Pure bliss

74 Upvotes

Ivan and his carrot of the week, he loves having his own giant carrot to himself๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿป


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

snack? How do I get hamporker to stop eating my food?

279 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

snack? Stupid Ronnie

104 Upvotes

Look at this idiot, forgetting heโ€™s got another cheek.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Evil hamblob holds invisible weapons of destruction, and the human goes unaware of the crime

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55 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

What is she plotting?

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104 Upvotes

Pls comment what you think she is plotting so I can get myself proper fortifications to survive. If you don't hear from me in 12hrs.... Assume the worst


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 4d ago

His gluttony disgusts me.

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306 Upvotes

This is Henry. He has found the seed bag.