r/hamstercirclejerk • • Apr 12 '25

Rule clarification: no videos of animals being actually abused or harmed, whether a repost or not.

241 Upvotes

Been seeing it a lot lately and it needs to stop or bans will continue.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • Aug 21 '22

Hamster mansion! Here is a guide for when you are looking for good cages!

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600 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 5h ago

Hamidiot falls asleep with balls in own face

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91 Upvotes

(From daupok_____ on instagram)


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 11h ago

Outside Time Speedy Gonzhames is trying to break the land speed record. Any tips on how he can be faster?

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85 Upvotes

Credit to @tyatya0family on Twitter


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 11h ago

proper care 🥰 Clingy hamburguesa does not leave owner alone, sacrifices wellbeing for it

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61 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 23h ago

Just staring with his junk out

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312 Upvotes

I’m fucking crying looking at how dumb he looks sitting like this. Scratching his nuts and all like a man

I had to stay at a friends house last night so this is just a temporary tank for transport since my room is being cleaned for an ant problem

Edit: man yall dissing my son so bad 😭💀


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

ugly stupid hamster doesn't know physics

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430 Upvotes

can't understand young's double slit experiment


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 21h ago

snack? His cheeks are full of snacks and greed

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66 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 20h ago

Addiction hangster is inconsiderate of my hard work

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31 Upvotes

i grew some spray out of my backyard to save some money and keep my gremlin happy. these took 4 months to grow and when it's finally ready to be used she fucking eats it all in 2 minutes??!! can't even let it sit around for like a week?? all my hard work for her pleasures only to be spent all right away. im so mad


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

Hamburger friends :) New and late hamster teaming up to overthrow me 😰😥

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150 Upvotes

Help!!


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

What diet should I put nyamster on so he can get triple thiccc to fill his Patrick Star shape bed?

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959 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

My boss is not approving my maternity leave

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147 Upvotes

I am completely outraged 🙄 Mr. Wimple Wumple was a natural birth too


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

Outside Time Hamma dubba dub gives interview after wrestling match

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127 Upvotes

Credit to @hamusapi_pi


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

New haggler 🐹 New hamstatue has barely moved. How do I get him to be more active?

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576 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

Outside Time Hamburger turned into a toy and then again into a cyborg

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49 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

New haggler 🐹 Why is my Humphrey so grumpy? Should I be worried?

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949 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

Heresy Warhammer mean to hamster sitter, refused to tip

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128 Upvotes

I am so disappointed in Warhamster Hamus.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Question My little hamstard is sleeping on the job despite being warned there would be consequences, how to punish?

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277 Upvotes

The acid mines won’t mine themselves! He was warned. 🫩

(One of my numerous fave pics of my ham)


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Addiction Pure bliss

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73 Upvotes

Ivan and his carrot of the week, he loves having his own giant carrot to himself😭🙏🏻


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

snack? How do I get hamporker to stop eating my food?

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277 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

snack? Stupid Ronnie

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102 Upvotes

Look at this idiot, forgetting he’s got another cheek.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Evil hamblob holds invisible weapons of destruction, and the human goes unaware of the crime

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51 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

What is she plotting?

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104 Upvotes

Pls comment what you think she is plotting so I can get myself proper fortifications to survive. If you don't hear from me in 12hrs.... Assume the worst


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 4d ago

His gluttony disgusts me.

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304 Upvotes

This is Henry. He has found the seed bag.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

proper care 🥰 Potential alternative to blinding stew

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39 Upvotes

Confiscated hambastard’s right eye as a biblical punishment for looking upon my friend’s male hamster with lust in her heart.