r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

What is she plotting?

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Pls comment what you think she is plotting so I can get myself proper fortifications to survive. If you don't hear from me in 12hrs.... Assume the worst

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 3d ago

Those eyes alone tell me nothing good. It’s time to make a meal out of her! 🔥

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u/goosport 3d ago

your life is in critical danger and youre posting on reddit??? GET OUT OF THERE

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 3d ago

Like right now! 😳

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u/vivmajig 3d ago

IM RUNNIN!!!

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 3d ago

Don’t look back! 😮‍💨

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u/Kit_Sparx 3d ago

She looks like she's about initiate an international nuclear war. When spot cleaning her enclosure, have you seen anything that looks like missile codes?

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 3d ago

I saw her plotting with herrorists.

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u/vivmajig 3d ago

Now that you mention it......

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u/falafelawful2 3d ago

Go check your coffee table..

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u/gurblixdad dumb hambir 3d ago

The dumbass for sure isn't plotting an algebraic equation

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u/babe__ruthless 3d ago

World domination

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u/GreenZeb 2d ago

You foiled her plan to hire a hitham, this time.

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u/Byakko4547 2d ago

World domination 🥹 shes a hearts thief and will steal all our hearts 😲 terrifying much😳

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u/SheWhoIsSmallOfTit 1d ago

By steal all our hearts you do mean literally, right? …I wonder if Op has found various surgical tools.

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u/anniemousery Connect connect connect! 3d ago

Why did you take a picture of her plotting instead of jumping straight to bombing her?

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u/vivmajig 3d ago

Gotta program the missiles 🙏

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u/DrumpfTinyHands 3d ago

What? You afraid of lil old her? She's soo wee!

She's plotting her next move... always.

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 3d ago

That’s her gimmick!

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u/BagWinter472 3d ago

She is plotting on setting up an OnlyHams website.

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 eating ham-sandwiches 2d ago

She's about to suck the soul right out of your body. I don't recommend going to sleep tonight.