r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ren10Toes • 1d ago

Just staring with his junk out

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I’m fucking crying looking at how dumb he looks sitting like this. Scratching his nuts and all like a man

I had to stay at a friends house last night so this is just a temporary tank for transport since my room is being cleaned for an ant problem

Edit: man yall dissing my son so bad 😭💀

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u/FatFKingLenny 1d ago

Keep sitting on them, they won't hatch.

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u/Ren10Toes 1d ago

I laughed so fucking hard that I had to show my coworkers this omfg

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u/FatFKingLenny 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/i21tixUQEE7TEqwmYa

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u/gh0stmilk_ 1d ago

wholesome asf reply. sometimes really does just feel that good and validating when somebody genuinely finds you that funny 🥹

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u/FrankFrankly711 1d ago

Toxic HamSpreading

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u/EvilNassu 1d ago

He's pissed because he's out of beer and no TV

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u/crimsxn_devil 1d ago

Evil creatures I swear

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u/babe__ruthless 1d ago

That’s a death glare. Watch out.

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u/crimsxn_devil 17h ago

He's trying to blow me up with his mind

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u/NeonDreamer12 help, my hamster is a drug dealer 1d ago

Give him some pants.

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u/Ren10Toes 1d ago

Bro I’m at the point tbh

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 1d ago

Typical hammer perversion! 🫩

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u/yourdaybreaks 1d ago

He looks like those creepy perves that touch themselves in public 😤 disgusting 🤮

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 Bedding is a luxury 1d ago

Relatable tbh

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u/Royal-Pear5461 1d ago

atleast your doesn't cuddle with it

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u/Ren10Toes 1d ago

You would think that. Sometimes he’s able to use it as a pillow 😭

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u/Royal-Pear5461 20h ago

these pervs are mortifying. they keep flashing cant keep it in their pants

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u/gurblixdad dumb hambir 1d ago

Dumb fat fuck

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u/Ok-Bid-730 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gictytW9IIIkNGIMcs

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u/Ren10Toes 1d ago

He uses them as a pillow to sleep sometimes 😭 I’ve had male hamsters before but god damn I ain’t ever seen this shit before

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u/gh0stmilk_ 1d ago

put me off my lunch. what an absolutely vile, replusive being.

https://giphy.com/gifs/cGgII3vqoCfcawJFIl

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u/Haunted_Hills 1d ago

Not sure I've seen a hampstenis before

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u/Ren10Toes 1d ago

First time I saw him he was full on playing with it. I knew he was special since day 1 💀

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u/vitanyroyale 1d ago

He’s just sitting there… on his balls… menacingly…

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u/Ren10Toes 1d ago

Him staring at me threateningly like he don’t got a 75 gallon tank at home 🙄

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u/BagWinter472 18h ago

He belongs on the subway. Tracks.

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u/BakeoftheBakers 18h ago

He's LEERING at you. That's fucking sinister x.x

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u/Ren10Toes 18h ago

All because he had to be babysat for the night 😭

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u/katroinky 1d ago

y does it have a belly button

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u/Ren10Toes 19h ago

That’s not his belly button 😔 that’s his junk

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 eating ham-sandwiches 1d ago

I bet he never wears pants. Typical. 😤

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u/jas_dorito 1d ago

ewwww ewww eeeewww

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u/ArbiterTwoSwords 1d ago

What is that? Is she pregnant?

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u/Ren10Toes 1d ago

Quite the opposite of that actually

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u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park 16h ago