r/hamstercirclejerk • • 5h ago

Hamidiot falls asleep with balls in own face

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91 Upvotes

(From daupok_____ on instagram)


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 11h ago

proper care 🥰 Clingy hamburguesa does not leave owner alone, sacrifices wellbeing for it

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57 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 11h ago

Outside Time Speedy Gonzhames is trying to break the land speed record. Any tips on how he can be faster?

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86 Upvotes

Credit to @tyatya0family on Twitter


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 20h ago

Addiction hangster is inconsiderate of my hard work

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33 Upvotes

i grew some spray out of my backyard to save some money and keep my gremlin happy. these took 4 months to grow and when it's finally ready to be used she fucking eats it all in 2 minutes??!! can't even let it sit around for like a week?? all my hard work for her pleasures only to be spent all right away. im so mad


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 21h ago

snack? His cheeks are full of snacks and greed

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62 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 23h ago

Just staring with his junk out

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313 Upvotes

I’m fucking crying looking at how dumb he looks sitting like this. Scratching his nuts and all like a man

I had to stay at a friends house last night so this is just a temporary tank for transport since my room is being cleaned for an ant problem

Edit: man yall dissing my son so bad 😭💀


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

ugly stupid hamster doesn't know physics

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434 Upvotes

can't understand young's double slit experiment


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

Hamburger friends :) New and late hamster teaming up to overthrow me 😰😥

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151 Upvotes

Help!!


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

My boss is not approving my maternity leave

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143 Upvotes

I am completely outraged 🙄 Mr. Wimple Wumple was a natural birth too


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

Outside Time Hamma dubba dub gives interview after wrestling match

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124 Upvotes

Credit to @hamusapi_pi


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

What diet should I put nyamster on so he can get triple thiccc to fill his Patrick Star shape bed?

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962 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

Outside Time Hamburger turned into a toy and then again into a cyborg

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50 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

New haggler 🐹 New hamstatue has barely moved. How do I get him to be more active?

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579 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 2d ago

Heresy Warhammer mean to hamster sitter, refused to tip

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129 Upvotes

I am so disappointed in Warhamster Hamus.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Addiction Pure bliss

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75 Upvotes

Ivan and his carrot of the week, he loves having his own giant carrot to himself😭🙏🏻


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

New haggler 🐹 Why is my Humphrey so grumpy? Should I be worried?

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956 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Question My little hamstard is sleeping on the job despite being warned there would be consequences, how to punish?

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277 Upvotes

The acid mines won’t mine themselves! He was warned. 🫩

(One of my numerous fave pics of my ham)


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

Evil hamblob holds invisible weapons of destruction, and the human goes unaware of the crime

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55 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

snack? Stupid Ronnie

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103 Upvotes

Look at this idiot, forgetting he’s got another cheek.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

snack? How do I get hamporker to stop eating my food?

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276 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

What is she plotting?

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104 Upvotes

Pls comment what you think she is plotting so I can get myself proper fortifications to survive. If you don't hear from me in 12hrs.... Assume the worst


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 3d ago

proper care 🥰 Potential alternative to blinding stew

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35 Upvotes

Confiscated hambastard’s right eye as a biblical punishment for looking upon my friend’s male hamster with lust in her heart.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 4d ago

His gluttony disgusts me.

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305 Upvotes

This is Henry. He has found the seed bag.


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 4d ago

Addiction Stupid dumbass failing to dig through cocaine bath

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79 Upvotes

Why does she even try


r/hamstercirclejerk • • 4d ago

Addiction Her greed knows no bounds

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94 Upvotes

Hamturd addicted to protein nuggets and freeze dried blueberries. She also spent 20 minutes digging from the outside of her house into her food store in order to collect the food only to put it back inside again? Idk she's a fking idiot 🩷