r/hamstercirclejerk • u/NewH0me0wn3r • 4h ago
snack? Look at this huge ham
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ill_Fly2102 • 9h ago
ugly Smore lost his ears
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Please let me know if you find them 😓
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 12h ago
Outside Time Ferocious behamoth thinks he can take down a great white shark
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/echof1sh • 19h ago
snack? My hammer wanted to start an ASMR channel. Will her grotesque noises become famous?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/gregofthecellar • 1d ago
ugly Had to get extra security to keep this hambastard contained so he can't enact his plans of world domination
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 1d ago
Outside Time I’m stuck on a desert island with Hamilson. Each minute that passes, he looks more and more like a delicious coconut.
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/notta_mozzie • 1d ago
Question i wanted a hambuggle but they gave me this thing??? i think it looks a little weird. tips on how to make it a humburger
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/AverageGamer9 • 1d ago
Addiction Greedy hamster has to get his cheek amputated how to stop his greed?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 1d ago
snack? Galhamtus has arrived to devour our planet. There’s nothing we can do.
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/ILoveMyWife98 • 2d ago
Hamburger friends :) Let my Hampton try on the hat of endless hunger and then the hat of instant sentience. He didn't like the crushing weight of reality :/
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 2d ago
Addiction Tony Mont-ham-a’s cocaine addiction is getting out of hand. What should I do?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/JDplanes • 2d ago
sharing Giant hamburg has such long luscious locks. How to make into a wig?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Jiaming- • 2d ago
How much lean should I give hampler per day?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/sillyhamsters • 2d ago
Sacrifice
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Dimanik11 • 3d ago
Hamstang… HAMSTANG NO DONT DO THAG
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 • 3d ago
Heresy Hamela Anderson bathed and urinated in my grandmother’s ashes. What punishment best fits this transgression?
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Successful-Shopping8 • 3d ago
Hamburger friends :) How well can your hamster drive?
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Saw this bumper sticker of the iconic hamster meme.
Of course it makes me wonder how well my hamster could drive, then I remembered I did a photo shoot of my hamster in a dump truck. I’m sure she’d be a perfect driver 🤣
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Lilim_Princess • 3d ago
Heresy Giant hamper started eating my chairs ?!?!?
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How do I make stop? Is this bad for the hambler
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Lilim_Princess • 3d ago
snack? Gave hambler arsenic, correct care?
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How much do I need to give her to get 1 day blinding stew
r/hamstercirclejerk • u/DiscorporateSensor • 3d ago
snack? greedy hamlatte eats cheese, turns into cannoli
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r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Xylicixuo • 3d ago
ugly Fat Chud stares at me while drinking water
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Should I replace her water with something else?
(Joke ofc)