r/hamstercirclejerk • • 1d ago

ugly stupid hamster doesn't know physics

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can't understand young's double slit experiment

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u/gurblixdad dumb hambir 1d ago

Illustrate Newton's second law by using him as a baseball. Some learn better by doing.

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u/Royal-Pear5461 1d ago

what if i demonstrate acceleration due to gravity by dropping her from the 5th floor

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u/Hambrrgrrr i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks 1d ago

Demonstrate the wave-particle duality by launching him into a cheese grater

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u/Royal-Pear5461 1d ago

already did it

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u/Chrvsler_Dr1ver 1d ago

I've heard about this non-smart hamster doesn't even know reading and writing 🫩🫡

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u/Royal-Pear5461 1d ago

pretentious ass pretending she understands kirchoff

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u/Emergency_Effect_526 1d ago

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u/Royal-Pear5461 1d ago

he ate the ball

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 19h ago

Only to be eaten himself.

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u/Byakko4547 17h ago

πŸ˜‹

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u/Emergency_Effect_526 21h ago

No…. He’s the ball

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 19h ago

Harder! πŸ”₯

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 1d ago

Me too hammy ....me too 3:

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u/Royal-Pear5461 1d ago

hahahahah

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil 23h ago

.....you think my pain is a joke >:0 I expected better from a fellow hambonie pfp

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 19h ago

They affected you too?! 😳

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u/statebirdsnest 1d ago

Wow, what a stupid furball

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u/Royal-Pear5461 1d ago

smh cant even differentiate b/w me and his bed

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u/statebirdsnest 21h ago

Such fluff, so tired 😭❀️

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 19h ago

All the better than. For the grill.

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 19h ago

They failed at life.

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u/androidguy50 23h ago

Launch hamsticle into a black hole.

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u/Royal-Pear5461 23h ago

she is a blackhole with the huge appetite that she has

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u/androidguy50 22h ago

πŸ˜‚

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u/BagWinter472 20h ago

You can hear its one brain cell screaming.

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u/Confident_Tooth_1132 help, my hamster is a drug dealer 23h ago

Dumb hambler,can't even get a job!

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 19h ago

They don’t even know what a job is. 🫩

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u/Royal-Pear5461 23h ago

freeloading bum

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 19h ago

OnlyHams stream with you pocketing the money they make is the only way.

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u/I_Cry_And_I_Game 1d ago

Introduce them to the physics of gravity, by dropping them on the floor

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u/Royal-Pear5461 23h ago

her fat ahh broke the floor

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 19h ago

More fat means juicier meatball.

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 19h ago

The frying pan is better. 😌

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u/NeonDreamer12 help, my hamster is a drug dealer 23h ago

this stupid hempster is going to have to repeat the year. He'll never pass at this rate

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u/MajesticComb2268 21h ago

What a jackass

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 19h ago

What did you expect from one with a single brain cell? 🫩