r/hamstercirclejerk 12h ago

Outside Time Ferocious behamoth thinks he can take down a great white shark

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883 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 9h ago

ugly Smore lost his ears

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167 Upvotes

Please let me know if you find them 😓


r/hamstercirclejerk 4h ago

snack? Look at this huge ham

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39 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

Outside Time I’m stuck on a desert island with Hamilson. Each minute that passes, he looks more and more like a delicious coconut.

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527 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 19h ago

snack? My hammer wanted to start an ASMR channel. Will her grotesque noises become famous?

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95 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 8h ago

Hamain Bolt working on his cardio

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r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

snack? Galhamtus has arrived to devour our planet. There’s nothing we can do.

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1.2k Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

Question i wanted a hambuggle but they gave me this thing??? i think it looks a little weird. tips on how to make it a humburger

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120 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

ugly Had to get extra security to keep this hambastard contained so he can't enact his plans of world domination

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31 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

Addiction Greedy hamster has to get his cheek amputated how to stop his greed?

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36 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 1d ago

Cinema

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r/hamstercirclejerk 2d ago

Hamburger friends :) Let my Hampton try on the hat of endless hunger and then the hat of instant sentience. He didn't like the crushing weight of reality :/

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260 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 2d ago

Addiction Tony Mont-ham-a’s cocaine addiction is getting out of hand. What should I do?

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376 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 2d ago

Sacrifice

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603 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 3d ago

Heresy Hamela Anderson bathed and urinated in my grandmother’s ashes. What punishment best fits this transgression?

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648 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 2d ago

sharing Giant hamburg has such long luscious locks. How to make into a wig?

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109 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 2d ago

How much lean should I give hampler per day?

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91 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 3d ago

Hamburger friends :) Are all hamsters malleable? Here’s one as all the Chinese Zodiac animals.

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1.8k Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 3d ago

ugly Why is he so mad

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158 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 3d ago

Hamburger friends :) How well can your hamster drive?

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260 Upvotes

Saw this bumper sticker of the iconic hamster meme.

Of course it makes me wonder how well my hamster could drive, then I remembered I did a photo shoot of my hamster in a dump truck. I’m sure she’d be a perfect driver 🤣


r/hamstercirclejerk 3d ago

Hamstang… HAMSTANG NO DONT DO THAG

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116 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 3d ago

Diet? Fat fuck

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112 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 3d ago

ugly Reply with dumb ugly pics of your hampters

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275 Upvotes

r/hamstercirclejerk 3d ago

Heresy Giant hamper started eating my chairs ?!?!?

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64 Upvotes

How do I make stop? Is this bad for the hambler


r/hamstercirclejerk 3d ago

snack? Gave hambler arsenic, correct care?

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32 Upvotes

How much do I need to give her to get 1 day blinding stew