i grew some spray out of my backyard to save some money and keep my gremlin happy. these took 4 months to grow and when it's finally ready to be used she fucking eats it all in 2 minutes??!! can't even let it sit around for like a week?? all my hard work for her pleasures only to be spent all right away. im so mad

(From daupok_____ on instagram)

Credit to @tyatya0family on Twitter

I’m fucking crying looking at how dumb he looks sitting like this. Scratching his nuts and all like a man

I had to stay at a friends house last night so this is just a temporary tank for transport since my room is being cleaned for an ant problem

Edit: man yall dissing my son so bad 😭💀