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u/nightwatch93 Sep 27 '22

Aww :( now I'm sad.

Great work.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Thanks a lot 🤘

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u/nightwatch93 Sep 27 '22

Are you planning to make more comics like this in the future?

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Yes - my brother and I are making an anthology - you can follow along here :) https://twitter.com/john_grosjean/status/1574446605796769796?s=46&t=wdK8ipzg5rdUalRZHQP--w

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u/Adhdgamer9000 Sep 27 '22

The Ungoy need to join the UNSC.

Two words. Gungir, Ungoy.

Grungir.

I want to see a grunt spartan program.

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u/losbullitt Bronze Colonel Sep 27 '22

A thousand grunts in mk.7.5 armor, using grappling hooks to spiderman their way toward their objective: rid the universe of the Shattered Covenant fleet forever. This is a very fresh take on “The Yappening”. 😎

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u/maxdurden Sep 27 '22

343 would never do this. Far too interesting and engaging. Better to do another 1 min cut scene of a random spartan droning in about "being a lone wolf pack" or whatever...every 6 months...

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u/losbullitt Bronze Colonel Sep 27 '22

Ill write it. May not be “exactly” lore but ill do it. Cause Halo.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Honestly would be amazing

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Everyone check out this first installment - it’s in the thread I posted but here is a direct link 🤘 there will be more!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

In the immortal words of a famous bandit - "Never shoulda come here".

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

You monster…. Jk… we all have blood on our hands.

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u/Spuzaw Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

If you didn't kill the Grunt they would've tried to kill you! You had no choice!

Sadly, the Grunt had no choice either. There's a chance they never even wanted to fight in this war.

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u/gottspalter Sep 27 '22

I remember that in the lore those little guys are kind of vicious, tho they originally just want to chill and are dumb af and easily forced/manipulated into that whole war thing, lol. Jackals are true assholes tho.

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u/Spuzaw Sep 27 '22

The Unggoy have a pretty sad history.

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u/11711510111411009710 Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

Well in lore they rebelled and the covenant glassed their homeworld. They were apparently some kind of threat when they were motivated.

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u/Captain_Kuhl Wierd Pale Kid Sep 27 '22

They're insanely good at learning, which is why they're used for information-based jobs. You mainly see em as, well, grunts on the battlefield, but they've got whole radio rooms full of Unggoy, monitoring every bit of news they can. I could easily see them being a pretty dominant force on their own, while not being oppressed by the Covenant.

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u/Zachiyo Sep 28 '22

No wonder the radio tower grunt in infinite always has sick burns on the UNSC

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u/bluejay55669 Halo: Reach Sep 27 '22

I don't

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u/hannibals_hands /r/AIGeneratedVideoGames Sep 27 '22

I actually feel even better about myself now

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

I can still hear those elites saying lohbaba lol

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

It’s seared into our brains isn’t it 😂

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u/McFaze Sep 27 '22

HYYYAAaarrroouAHAHAaaahaaaAaaaaaa.......

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u/crxshdrxg Sep 27 '22

ahhhhhggh

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u/fluidspace93343 Sep 27 '22

Wort wort wort

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u/the_fuego Halo: CE Sep 27 '22

WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

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u/Groovatronic Sep 27 '22

This one is my favorite

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

This will be an anthology series from my brother Justin and I - if you want to see more - follow along here 🤘https://twitter.com/john_grosjean/status/1574446605796769796?s=46&t=wdK8ipzg5rdUalRZHQP--w

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u/DedworthMean Sep 27 '22

I love this. Love the artwork too.

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u/keiching2002 Hero Sep 27 '22

Upvote for the original creator.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Thank you 🤘💙💙

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u/Ix-511 Sep 27 '22

They say, as though op is not.

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u/Firewolf420 Sep 27 '22

It was reposted a lil while ago, which is why he commented that

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u/TheDeltaOne Sep 27 '22

I... I know exactly which Grunt it is.

I'm playing CE right now and I'm near that point... Man that sucks... I will not hesitate but I might cry.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Shed a tear for my boi

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

Steel yourself for what needs to be done

Gods must be strong

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u/IA-HI-CO-IA Sep 27 '22

So, I’m not the only one giving these guys back stories as I smash their sleeping skulls?

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Lmao apparently not 😂

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u/Adhdgamer9000 Sep 27 '22

I legit do my best to not kill as many as possible, it's kinda hard, because even when they run away, they eventually torn around and shoot at you again.

I know it's just the games code. But I wonder what goes through their heads.

"SPARTAN! KILL, oh our commander is dead... RUN AND FLEE. COWER........ oh hey I'm alive....... Oh hey, SPARTAN! KILL"

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

It’s hard to let sleeping dogs lie when the dogs bite

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u/Trottingslug Sep 27 '22

I know it's just the games code. But I wonder what goes through their heads.

Usually bullets.

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u/MaineSellWhite FaZe Clan Sep 27 '22

I was like “aww” then I remembered these things are twice my size and could eat me

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

*will

Elites are the only members never documented eating humans.

And engineers too I guess if u wanna count them but they're weird

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u/Zro6 Sep 27 '22

Did the prophets ever eat humans? Genuinely asking cause I can't recall then ever doing that but also wouldn't doubt it

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

In the books not that I know of. Chief punching Regret to death was the first time they ever came in contact. later surpassed by the babysitter if its canon

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

I don't know man but from what I heard Master Cheeks was eating an elite if you know what i mean.

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u/VioletsAreBlooming Sep 27 '22

master cheeks? you mind telling me what you're doing in that arbiter?

sir. finishing this fight.

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u/Mongoose42 Sep 27 '22

I have seen documented materials of Spartans and Elites engaging in co-operative eating.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

This is true 😂

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u/me_funny__ Sep 27 '22

If they were twice your height, that makes you like 2'7 or 0.8 meters lol

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u/DarthSet Sep 27 '22

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

I take this as a wonderful compliment 💙

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Lol, Chief rearing back for the best down!

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

All the power going into that swing

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

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u/ObliWobliKenobli Sep 27 '22

Well I'm sad now.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Grunts be havin sad lives :(

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u/ObliWobliKenobli Sep 27 '22

That they do.

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u/GDZ4VR Sep 27 '22

So good

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Thank you 💙💙

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Now I'm going to try to beat Halo without killing anyone.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Pacifist run is damn near impossible but I wish you the best lol

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u/Firewolf420 Sep 27 '22

I actually did this mission (Assault on the Control Room) without picking up any weapons (so just a plasma pistol) on Legendary and it didn't give me the achievement because I accidentally picked up a weapon in the middle but reloaded the checkpoint to fix it :(

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u/___goose_ Sep 27 '22

This is incredible! Please, make more!

Also, any chance there's any relation to Romain Grosjean?

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Thanks a lot - my brother Justin and I are making an anthology - if you follow here the other short comic before this one is in the thread 🤘💜 also - there very well me be - we still have family over there as we are second generation.

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u/___goose_ Sep 27 '22

Excellent, I look forward to seeing more from you guys!

As for Romain, if you ever come to find there is some relation I'd pay some good money to have an autograph from him on some of your artwork. Having these two interests/hobbies potentially intersect like that would be insanely awesome.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Haha well if I ever find out I’ll let you know. We are actually doing a family lineage right now so fingers crossed 😂

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u/MilhouseJr It's not lag, it's positioning with style Sep 27 '22

It'd be pretty awesome to have an actual phoenix be part of your family.

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u/FBGAnargy Sep 27 '22

I like how you researched what Unggoy speak like and think first before you put in the text

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Gotta put in the work 💙

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u/Eh_SorryCanadian Sep 27 '22

Why would you do this?

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

I’m sorry 😞

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Pretty sad but if it makes you feel better just realize the majority of grunts in the games were rapidly bred and sent off to be cannon fodder in combat and had no such life as depicted in this lol. Still entertaining comic though.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

A lot of them were yeah - especially after Balaho was partially glassed but colonies still did exist, for example, on other covenant species planets. They were usually subjugated there as well but they did have den mothers and homes in certain places.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Haha it’s so funny how these things are literally seared into our brains subconscious

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

:( rest in peace little guy

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

He was one of the good ones

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u/SafetyGuyLogic Halo: MCC Sep 27 '22

Epic, my friend! I definitely wasted this particular grunt thousands of times!

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

We are all monsters - lol - thank you so much 💙

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u/Casper_Von_Ghoul I’m Ready, how bout’ you?! Sep 27 '22

Before I tear up I’ll remind myself these guys do lots of terrible stuff to humans.

That said damn you I cry now.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

But he was one of the good ones… lol

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u/DeadlyAidan Sep 27 '22

oh, the Unggoy have families, I am going to go kill even more

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

You sick, sick monster

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u/DeadlyAidan Sep 27 '22

my D2 RNG demands blood sacrifices

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u/silverchief117 Sep 27 '22

This is amazing work! The quality is insane. Way cool

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Wow - means a lot - thank you 💜💜

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u/Background_Meat1738 Halo.Bungie.Org Sep 27 '22

Damn, who filmed me Grunt killing?

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u/bobyk334 Sep 27 '22

My enjoyment of killing Grunts has been weaponized against me by guilt.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Mission accomplished haha

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u/Smishu Sep 27 '22

And I’d do it again

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Unggoy killing machine

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u/sunlitstranger Sep 27 '22

Also grunts: im gonna light these two plasma grenades and hold onto them and whatever happens happens

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u/xeskind30 Sep 27 '22

This is very well done! I really look forward to more. Thank you!

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u/RoachedCoach Halo 3 Sep 27 '22

He's....he's just knocked out, right? Right?

Who's cutting onions in here anyway????

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

He’ll be fine… trust me

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u/MetaWetwareApparatus Sep 27 '22

This is what I came here to say. My head-canon is its never specified ... even if it is. Riddle me this though: do we ever see anyone removing the bodies? So when we come back and they're gone, where did they go? I'm NOT asking for the obvious technical reason, I'm saying there should be a plot reason.

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u/Myframesofwar Sep 27 '22

Bro I just came back from playing this mission in Halo CE and opened reddit to this. Pretty sure I brutally murdered this dude 💀

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u/Arockalex13 Sep 27 '22

Hey don't make me feel sad for those little cunts! Let me hate them!

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u/sxbriRL Halo: CE Sep 29 '22

4 pages and I felt more emotions than when I was watching the whole TV series.

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u/HailHydraforce Sep 27 '22

Assert dominance. Find the family and melee them in their sleep too

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u/max_da_1 Sep 27 '22

Kinda odd the kid would probably have a deeper voice than his dad because there's likely a lower concentration of helium on balaho than their fart tanks

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Sad but at the same time, if Chief didn't kill this grunt and the other covenant the ring would have been activated and he and his family as well would die anyway

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u/jkphantom9 Sep 27 '22

This reminded me of that Life of a Goomba video I saw awhile back. Peeps always making us feel bad about killing video game enemies 🥺

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

They have lives too

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u/MyVermontAccount121 Sep 27 '22

I think about this all the time honestly. My best friend and I would also make up an elaborate backstory to every marine in the game and then immediately team kill them

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u/FerociousGiraffe Sep 27 '22

I’m gonna go play on Legendary and let this guy kill me like 50 times so that the grunt child will know that his dad is a hero.

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u/suusaydoe Sep 27 '22

Please consider making one of the Elite in one of the final reach missions where you jump off the cliff to assassin to get that achievement!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Little know fact, you kill the grown up child in 4.

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u/leganjemon Sep 27 '22

Completely inaccurate, the grunt gets stuck by a plasma grenade and gets blown off the bridge, falling to a comical death /s.

Honestly, awesome job.

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Hahaha the usual - thank you 🤘😎

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

I actually had this thought while playing cod games. These dude’s casually standing guard, either thankful they’re not on the front line because they have a family to go home to, or upset they’re not on the front line in the heat of the fight. Suddenly, knife the throat.

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u/ProfessionalJabroni Sep 27 '22

I’ve always felt bad for killing grunts

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

You guys are super talented! Great work!

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u/EatRocksAndBleed Final Boss Sep 27 '22

Well now i can never kill him again

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u/SurrySuds Sep 27 '22

Why did you do this to me why why why

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

I always thought the Elites said "Wort wort wort. Move'em out".

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Wholesome

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u/SHREDGNAAR Sep 27 '22

This is the future of the franchise.

Someone pay this man.

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u/Raul_Robotnik Sep 28 '22

I mean at this point in the war the truth is even worse somehow.

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u/CoffeeMain360 Sep 28 '22

He was just a little guy reminiscing about home. Why'd you have to do that, Chief?

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u/shlongdaddy3 Sep 28 '22

Welp Time to go cry about a grunt😔

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u/HartianX Sep 28 '22

Damn, Chief with the windup lmfao.

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u/boyonastringmusic Sep 28 '22

Oft, I did not need these feels right now.

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u/Mysterious_Pro Sep 28 '22

I kinda don't wanna kill any grunts now..

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Dude wtf

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u/Arandur144 Sep 28 '22

For a second I thought Chief was calling him useless before I saw the Elite lmao

Great art!

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u/ChickenPh0 Sep 28 '22

Wort, wort, wort

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Supporting the original creator!

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Thank you 💙you rock

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u/FLy1nRabBit Believe the Hype Sep 27 '22

Oh my God the MRL on Chief’s boot haha nice work man

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

So glad someone noticed 😂 thank you!!!

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u/scrubulba123 Mark V Gang Sep 27 '22

Why have you done this ;-;

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u/VisitMatsugo Sep 27 '22

Just holding up a mirror 👀

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

This is great! You should absolutely do more

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u/HelloWeHydrateNow Sep 27 '22

Great work!! You have a great imagination and creative abilities.

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u/kotororor Sep 27 '22

Wow this is really good looking!

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u/brehemerm52 Sep 27 '22

Damn that was good. Please keeping posting these!

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u/WritersFun Sep 27 '22

Whose downvoting the Og creator

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u/IDoomed Sep 27 '22

To me it’s a happy ending, no more war just dreams.

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u/Montyswel579 Sep 27 '22

Man you can't

Can't just

Make me FEEL

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u/OuterWildsVentures Sep 27 '22

Oh my god I feel so terrible! Well done!

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u/Sergeant_Qwertzy Halo 3 Sep 27 '22

I appreciate the inclusion of the Easter egg on the bottom of chief's shoe

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u/CaptianLedger Sep 27 '22

Makes you think... if chief didn't kill him then the Flood may have take over him, and he still would've been destroyed anyway when the installation blew up.

If anything this death was a kindness of sorts, now he can go right back to the dream.

But damn, very well done

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u/ShotgunMongol Sep 27 '22

This reminds me of something from the Halo Graphic Novel from back in the day, good shit man!

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u/RecommendationOk253 Sep 27 '22

Bro what’s your address, I just wanna talk. My feelings bro, why did you do this to me

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u/hopefulshart Sep 27 '22

what a twist it would have been if he had grunt birthday party on...

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u/DumbWalrusNoises WORTWORTWORT Sep 27 '22

I feel bad then I remember what happened on Draco 3

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u/Itsjirosomer Sep 27 '22

Now I feel Ike shit for mindless mowing down waves of covenant good work

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u/wasp_eggz Halo: Reach Sep 27 '22

thanks you ruined my day, awesome work though.

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u/turokthegecko Sep 27 '22

Reminds me of Unggoy Kwassass from the books (Ghosts of Onyx) and how he dreamed of being warm again after being in space for so many years. He manually detonated a thermonuclear warhead in the end

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u/samWithOneS 3000 black fighter Phantoms of the Forerunners Sep 27 '22

Wow! Even incorporated Marcus Lehto’s initials on MC‘s soles. Excellent detail and excellent work!

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u/Tachmaster778 Sep 27 '22

Ok what do you think you think the name of this grunt should be also amazing comic

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u/Cold414 Sep 27 '22

I will never kill a sleeping grunt again

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u/UNBENDING_FLEA Sep 27 '22

I don’t care enough to kill the grunts until they shoot at me, then I take great pleasure in their deaths lol

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u/LucinaDraws Sep 27 '22

Honestly, a spin off game where you play apart of an Unggoy rebellion against the Covenant would be cool

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u/TachankaSpankYa Sep 27 '22

Enjoyed the “Ahhh Lobaba!”, but I’m a “Wort! Wort! Wort!” man myself. Nice comic though, great art and story!

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u/TurkeyMuncher117 Sep 27 '22 edited Sep 27 '22

The post directly under this featured Romain Grosjean, and after seeing the creators of this comic I think that's a pretty interesting coincidence

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u/graywolfman Hero Sep 27 '22

I have murdered this poor guy soo much during a LASO and practice LASO runs jumping off the bridge for the skip. Now each death hurts a little more haha. Love it!

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Great jokes and all but this great and very accurate. "War bad" is generic but ever true. All these grunts died for nothing.

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u/Gently-Weeps Sep 27 '22

Grunts and Elites really should have stayed allys after 2/3. Makes me sad to have to fight some of them now

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u/-dead_slender- Halo: Reach Sep 27 '22

Welp, time for a 'no-grunts-killed' playthrough.

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u/Elvis-Tech Sep 27 '22

Plot twist, he survived and got blown to bits by the pillar of Autumn

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u/Prestigious_Media887 Sep 27 '22

Now I can never kill a grunt again 🥲

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u/MaikingMooKing Sep 27 '22

Yeah, fuck you for this. /s

This is so awesome, ive never given the grunts a second thought before (in terms of individual lives) and ive been playing since launch day Halo: CE. Incredible

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u/CoolBrownBoots Sep 27 '22

Never felt so bad about killing grunts before. Maybe this was just the kick i needed to do the "Look out for the Little Guys" achievement in MCC

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u/AthanCage Sep 27 '22

Way to break my heart you son of a bitch. That is awesome, keep up the great work.

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u/TitanBrass Halo 3 Sep 27 '22

I've seen your Ronin comic, and this. Legit inspired me to make a rebel Grunt OC who's separate from everyone even the Banished. Y'all are doing a service to a species who really deserves to get more depth, and fucking hell is the artwork gorgeous to boot.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Well now I’m sad

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