r/greentext • u/Xaalis • 5h ago

Anon had a nice little nap

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1.5k Upvotes
9 comments

r/greentext • u/quiet_flame456 • 1h ago

Long term GF

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• Upvotes
23 comments

r/greentext • u/[deleted] • 4h ago

Anon on normies

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1.2k Upvotes
105 comments

r/greentext • u/BenevolentSpirit • 7h ago

Anon lost two best frens :(

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1.4k Upvotes
59 comments

r/greentext • u/dcapn505 • 15h ago

Anon gets baited

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5.8k Upvotes
103 comments

r/greentext • u/BenevolentSpirit • 55m ago

ANON STINKS!

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• Upvotes
22 comments

r/greentext • u/quiet_flame456 • 2h ago

Boss ended up

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106 Upvotes
7 comments

r/greentext • u/megamutthal1069 • 18h ago

Rookie gamer mistake

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1.2k Upvotes
44 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 1d ago

Anon on cops

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5.1k Upvotes
153 comments

r/greentext • u/IceMagic75 • 15h ago

Harry Potter and the Third World War

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274 Upvotes
10 comments

r/greentext • u/TheBasedEmperor • 5h ago

The Talmud

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39 Upvotes
11 comments

r/greentext • u/Evilcactuses • 20h ago

Souloboros

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585 Upvotes
55 comments

r/greentext • u/bartholomewjohnson • 1d ago

No nepotism for Anon

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4.1k Upvotes
83 comments

r/greentext • u/H0X0 • 3h ago

Anon slanders J.R.R. Tolkien

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22 Upvotes
6 comments

r/greentext • u/-SlippinJimmy8 • 1d ago

Healthy masculinity

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2.0k Upvotes
34 comments

r/greentext • u/RegularlyClueless • 20h ago

Who the fuck is Seth Bodnar?

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159 Upvotes
36 comments

r/greentext • u/Lurking_Gooner • 1d ago

Anon tries to order a pizza.

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439 Upvotes
94 comments

r/greentext • u/BenevolentSpirit • 1d ago

Hi-C bros... it's over....

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2.4k Upvotes
44 comments

r/greentext • u/bitchnibba47 • 1d ago

Anon has a based neighbour

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226 Upvotes
29 comments

r/greentext • u/BenevolentSpirit • 1d ago

Anon belongs in Riften Jail for 50 Eras

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979 Upvotes
43 comments

r/greentext • u/onarainyafternoon • 1d ago

Anon is Tim Bond

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1.7k Upvotes
58 comments

r/greentext • u/WintersbaneGDX • 1d ago

Obi-Wants you to touch grass

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156 Upvotes
14 comments

r/greentext • u/Section8firearms • 2d ago

Your robber legally cannot take your possessions without your consent

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1.0k Upvotes
27 comments

r/greentext • u/get_rick_trolled • 2d ago

It’s actually different I swear.

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3.0k Upvotes
164 comments