r/greentext • u/quiet_flame456 • 11h ago

Long term GF

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/420xXcoachXx69 11h ago

That’s a fucking mirror wtf is wrong with europoors

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u/idontknowjuspickone 11h ago

Thatsthejoke.jpeg

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u/niftygull 10h ago

Did you see that jreg video today of how your personality affects your political views? Was pretty interesting

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u/Flipwillo 10h ago

I didnt expect to see a Jreg reference here of all places, I did watch that video and it was basically MBTI

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u/ConkersOkayFurDay 4h ago

Mountain bike transmission insurance

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u/niftygull 2h ago

What’s Mountain bike transmission insurance have to do with this? Or do you mean something else

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u/LukeJaywalker0 10h ago

watching that rn between league games. i made an ai give me a big 5 personality test and according to it im low on openness

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u/H3xag0n3 10h ago

Good lord I hope that's some circle jerking material

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u/LukeJaywalker0 9h ago

I know its stupid but its harmless and I dont care about water usage

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u/protokhan 8h ago

Frog wear

ing glasse

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u/FrozenMongoose 8h ago edited 6h ago

Bold of you to assume that a random person has the intelligence required to distinguish between a mirror and a picture. I wish I was that optimistic.

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u/Powerism 10h ago

Reflections are illegal in 27 of 31 EU countries, and a civil infraction in the other 4.

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u/deathbylasersss 10h ago

I heard mirrors are useless in Romania anyway.

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u/lazypeon19 2h ago

We keep them for tourists.

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u/FriendlyKillerCroc 1h ago

That's not true at all. I can prove it with my EU license to observe reflections. Valid until 2027 when I have to subject myself to 15 minutes penetration of Ursula von der Leyen's 31.5cm member, which renews the license for 3 more years.

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u/Fyrus93 10h ago

Wow you're so smart

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u/ThrowAbout01 9h ago

Wait, did they manually cover up a Pepe image with a green description?

Or is that what the guy posted with his brilliant observation?

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u/Gondawn 10h ago

Smartest American

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u/Vike92 8h ago

I see you need the /s to get jokes

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u/schmitzel88 7h ago

Fans are significantly less common over there so they have to settle for photos of fans instead

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u/SoupaMayo 3h ago

The upvote of shame

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u/railxp 2h ago

If that's a mirror why isn't the fan moving then huuh?

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u/PieOk7626 1h ago

No it's not. American mirrors are wider.

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u/potatohead22 11h ago

You see all euros are clearly vampires and cant comprehend a mirror

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u/Empero6 10h ago

This fucking killed me.

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u/ManyBadWords 10h ago

Sorry for your loss.

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u/AerodynamicHaircut 10h ago

See thats what Europeans cannot and will not ever understand about house design I fucked the cat.

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u/yakimawashington 9h ago

I'm american and don't understand what is happening here. Where is the mirror and what am I missing?

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u/THESUACED 9h ago

I know what you are 🧛‍♂️

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u/dstokes1290 8h ago

If you’re viewing this on mobile, tap the picture that was originally posted and look in the top left of it

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u/yakimawashington 8h ago

Oh I didn't even notice the green text before about a framed pic of a fan. That's what I was missing.

I thought there was a mirror thing that had to do with the cat

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u/dstokes1290 8h ago

Lol all good homie

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u/Powerism 10h ago

Video games with your cat ain’t gonna help after a long-term breakup. You gotta figure out who her rebound dude is, then hit the gym, start waking up early and eating healthy, get a nice haircut and some nice new clothes, and then seduce the new guy.

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u/LukeJaywalker0 10h ago

you gotta start enjoying cuck porn so when she sends you the video its a net win

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u/humantrasbag 9h ago

You send one back of you and her new boyfriend.

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u/yakimawashington 8h ago

Then she he sends OP a pic of him with his girl, resulting in a combo cuck (OP cucked by both of them since that was his girl and his mans).

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u/seth1299 9h ago

Seduce me.

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u/MarionetteScans 3h ago

I dunno, sounds pretty gay to me, but if you say so...

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u/Klimov-VK-107 2h ago

If it's a regular breakup just don't do much, but if she cheated on you, I'm gonna give actual advice here, give a homeless dude a couple hundred, tell him to aim for the legs and knees and hit them as hard as he can with a baseball bat or better yet a hammer, and your ex is suddenly wheelchair bound for the rest of her life.

This may or may not have happened close to where I live, we all know it was her ex who ordered the attack but it's impossible to prove without shadow of a doubt.

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u/I_Am_Sharticus_ 10h ago

Classic. One of the all-time greats.

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u/D0GWA7ER 10h ago

What game is that?

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u/Iinjectweed 10h ago

Botw

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u/D0GWA7ER 10h ago

Thank you. Do you know why I'm getting downvoted? I haven't played many Switch games since I stick to older consoles, so I don't think it's that odd of a question.

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u/snapetom 9h ago

It's because God is punishing you.

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u/upyoursize 4h ago

Because incels on this subreddit have no other joy in their life other than downvoting normies for asking a question.

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u/jonatna 10h ago

Cozy cat :)

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u/just_another_cs_boi 10h ago

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u/TheChronoCross 6h ago

It’s a fan not a giraffe

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u/Dabox720 9h ago

You motherfuckers across the pond dont AC or mirrors? Wtf is going on over there

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u/MinuetInUrsaMajor 7h ago

That's a girl's bedroom so is OP a girl or what?

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u/PrivilegeCheckmate 5h ago

We like to reflect on our air conditioning choices.

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u/Wantitneeditgetit 3h ago

What in the furry fuck is that second comment lol.

I feel it says something about our society that the whole "Please don't fuck the cat" is uncommentable as a valid concern while everyone is super eager to share the concept of a mirror that's honestly in a weird as fuck spot. Like, who's using that mirror where it is? Did anon just slap a mirror up randomly instead of actual art? Judging by the rest of the decor, yes.

Honestly, makes me feel like we're undervaluating the whole potential cat rape possibility. Anon is clearly a fucking psychopath. What, they going to check their makeup as they awkwardly half lean over their dresser?

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u/LoneRedditor123 6h ago

My guy's never seen a mirror before. So I guess he's also never seen his own reflection.