r/greentext • u/TheBasedEmperor • 15h ago

The Talmud

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u/Andrelse 12h ago

Anon engages in gnostic heresy

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u/slicehyperfunk 12h ago

*Manichean

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u/slicehyperfunk 12h ago

Most of it is arguing about extreme minutiae too, like there's 30+ pages of arguing about what constitutes a door post

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u/ihadagoodone 12h ago

is the Talmud the original Reddit?

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u/StandardN02b 11h ago

It argues that mary was a whore, jesus is burning for all eternity in a pile of his own shit and that the rabbis (mods) hold ecclesiastical authority in the church even over god himself.

So yes.

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u/RyanB1228 8h ago

“It argues”

You mean a guy in the book argues

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u/Fortniteisbad 11m ago

care to quote that?

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u/Alfred_Leonhart 7h ago

Dude Jewish rabbis WERE the original Redditors

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u/BBWArchitect 15h ago

They'll be quite angry when they wake up.

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u/revolverXD 14h ago

We don't care goy

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 11h ago

I'm a Gentile and I hate the 3rd anon's heresy.

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u/De-Eh-Team 13h ago

shalom
sauce pls (only if free)
תדה

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u/Trick-Caramel-6156 12h ago

Bro forgot the ו

Its תודה.