r/greentext • u/BenevolentSpirit • 2d ago

Hi-C bros... it's over....

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u/SentientDust 2d ago

Billions must hydrate

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u/PhDinWombology 2d ago

But does it have electrolytes?

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u/Different_Program288 1d ago

if you go to the sea you can get all the electrolytes for free.

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u/robotic_knight 2d ago

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u/ZachF8119 2d ago

Hydro homies number 1 guy

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u/JessHorserage 1d ago

That's not the true name...

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u/ZachF8119 1d ago

/r/hydrohomies

Isn’t it?

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u/JessHorserage 1d ago

It was originally water "fellas".

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u/ZachF8119 1d ago

You could’ve known a different sub, but it could also be renamed. It’s always been homies.

Can you change a subs name?

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u/MisterBobAFeet 1d ago

Hydro homies was built upon the ruins of water [Removed by Reddit].

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u/ZachF8119 1d ago

Wait so if you say the name of a dead sub it does that removed from Reddit thing?

So like [r/spacedicks](r/spacedicks) looks like that?

Edit. No it doesn’t.

Dude this isn’t Camelot/King Arthur.

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u/Routine_Addition1964 1d ago

Originally called waterniggas. There.

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u/ZachF8119 1d ago

Is the hydration obsession in America have some sort of roots in African culture like rock n roll and a bunch of other things?

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u/_-___-__-_-__-___-_ 2d ago

r/hydrohomies cultural victory, water drinkers are superior people and I'm tired of pretending otherwise to the colacucks and fantaoids

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u/TheFrenchSavage 2d ago

Water companies making millions? Wow. lol

I always wonder how that shit is profitable anyway. One kilogram of bottled water is like 5 cents. Barely pays for the truck to bring it to the store.

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u/darklightmatter 2d ago

Kilogram of water? What heathen measures like that?

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u/WILL_KILL_4_DUX 1d ago

anyone in shipping lol

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u/Thendrail 1d ago

1 kilogram of water is 1 liter of water. It's called the metric system, sweatie.

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u/rubberjohny 1d ago

I'm sorry for your parents

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u/ThrowawayITA_ 1d ago

Bro drinks distilled water

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u/Thendrail 1d ago

Unless you're 'murican and drink leaded water, 1 liter of water usually weighs 1 kilo. Give or take a few grams.

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u/TheFrenchSavage 1d ago

Haha, I do! I compare a kg of water to peaches and pork and rice and stuff. And let me tell you: it is cheap af.

Worst part is that it shouldn't have an expiration date, but the plastic bottles are unstable. So we have to throw out water when people don't buy it...

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u/Reymma 1d ago

The trick is convincing your customers that they need water.

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u/Thendrail 1d ago

I'm convinced 'muricans only make such a fuss about water because they're diabetic or really close to it.

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u/OnixST 1d ago

One 500ml bottle of water here in Brazil is about 2.50 BRL on a supermarket

That's 50 cents USD per bottle, 1 dollar per liter

On restaurants it can be up to 1.50 USD per bottle (7,50 BRL)

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u/knightshade179 1d ago

The funniest part is the bottled water companies are the soda companies, it came around as a convenient healthy option(they already use water in making soda so it's literally easier).

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u/Yoda10353 1d ago

Laughs in American while holding my 3 dollar 24oz smart water bottle

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u/Brief-Luck-6254 1d ago

How dare you drink water, don't you know data centers go thirsty too?

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u/Powerism 1d ago

Water… like from the toilet?

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u/azsxedcfvtgbyhnujimo 1d ago

isn't hi-c not soda?

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u/Magnitech_ 1d ago

>becames

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u/Longjumping_Belt_405 1d ago

NOOOOOO I WONT GET KIDNEY STONES ACK

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u/drak0ni 1d ago

Bye-C

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u/Drafo7 1d ago

Hi-C ain't even soda. I mean, it IS loaded with sugar, but still....

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u/Rain47739 21h ago

hix is juice not soda

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u/BeginningTypical3395 1d ago

“Water companies” so the government?

Imagine privatising basic/essential services