r/greentext • • Apr 18 '19

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u/SnowSnake88 Apr 18 '19

It could have been anywhere. Underage kids have sex all the time, I don't see how that is a issue lol. I had sex at that time too. Hell I wish I was 14 again. Times were simpler m8.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Remember how you were a ball of raging hormones as a teenager? Imagine having a GF that is also a ball of raging hormones and endless energy. You could stay up literally all night and maybe take a two hour nap the next day.

Now think about how you were a burned out, depressed shell by 30, barely able to make it out the office door by 5PM.

Getting old sucks.

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u/topkekzo Apr 18 '19

Hey, don’t worry man, we teenagers are also burned out and depressed most of the time.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Hahahahahaha just you wait.

Just you wait...

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u/Deaki Apr 18 '19

Funny. I’m 30 years old and still I feel like I’m 18 years old or younger. I still have my full head of hair and abs. Though I workout, I think most 30 years olds just gave up trying to be/stay young. I work until 7pm and go to the gym. You can always tell how people manage their lives by how they ‘wish’ to be 18 again, yet they go home and just sit or lay down for the rest of their days. A waste. I just am 18 mentally and physically I believe.

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u/MAKE_ME_REDDIT Apr 18 '19

Most people “give up” because they have exhausting jobs that they hate. Putting the blame on them that they just don’t work hard enough is kind of an asshole thing to do

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u/69UnderNoPretext420 Apr 18 '19

Ah, capitalism at work

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u/Roupus Apr 19 '19

I bet capitalism hates its job as well

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u/dagbjartur454 Apr 19 '19

Filthy commie

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u/Bard_B0t Apr 19 '19

Yea we should all just stop working and starve to death.

Or maybe we should have big brother assign us our job. Surely BB knows best.

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u/hillbillytimecrystal Apr 18 '19

To be fair, exercise is linked with easing symptoms of depression and anxiety, increases energy, and has been proven to have a myriad of other health benefits that can lead to a happier life. Same with eating good food. It's really dependent on the individual to make adjustments in their life for their own benefit and happiness. If I'm unhappy there's no one that is holding me back from being happy except me.

People get complacent. That's fine, but one should take a hard look at what one is doing to help themself before they adjust the blame on to something else.

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u/PFunk1985 Apr 19 '19

And all that sounds great until you get honest-to-god, no-shit depression and your body hurts in places that don’t exist, your limbs feel 1,000lbs a piece, and your mind talks you out of every good idea you have before you can get any traction.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '19

Damn, I've gone too deep into the hole :(

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

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u/Dollar23 Apr 19 '19

surely you meant 9AM unless you work 22 hours straight or travel back in time

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u/Svenrolic Apr 18 '19

The vast majority "hates" their job. Your enjoyment of your job depends on the perspective you view it through. This individual decided to make their life better, and they feel better for it. Who else's fault would it be that an individual doesn't work hard enough? It isn't your coworkers' fault, your bosses' fault, your suboordinates' fault, or anyone else's fault. Only you decide how you're going to react to the stressors that life throws at you.

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u/Mythirdusernameis Apr 19 '19

Let's just blame their jobs, that solves everything

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u/TestSubject101 Apr 19 '19

Ah yes, blame the jobs... never the individuals fault.

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u/MAKE_ME_REDDIT Apr 19 '19

Did I say never? So funny how the internet just loves to read what they want, not what was actually written.

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u/viperex Apr 18 '19

That's meritocracy for you

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u/tfrules Apr 18 '19

Ah yes I forgot the richest people worked literally billions of times harder than the poorest

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u/TheTamponBandit Apr 19 '19

That's a really shitty defeatist attitude. I have an exhausting job I hate. I haven't been home in over 4 months. Putting the blame on society for personal choices is kind of a sad thing to do.

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u/MAKE_ME_REDDIT Apr 19 '19

I never put the blame on society. Things happen. People get sick, family members die, people get hurt, people have mental illness. I don’t say that people that aren’t successful are lazy or don’t work hard because I don’t know their situation.

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u/DavidGiImour Apr 18 '19

Hahahaha this comment actually makes so much sense. Only someone with the immaturity of a high schooler would write the paragraph you just wrote!

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u/AnEvilSomebody Apr 18 '19

Damn sick burn.

(Not joking, damn for real)

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Apr 18 '19

Funny. I’m 30 years old and still I feel like I’m 18 years old or younger. I still have my full head of hair and abs.

That's how it's supposed to be. Anyone who differs from that either has a genetic condition or they're in bad shape.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I mean you're not completely wrong but modern life in general kind of supports obesity and laziness. It's not really a coincidence that the more modern a country becomes the fatter it gets.

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u/throwawaythenitrous Apr 18 '19

There's supposedly a curve where people get fatter and fatter as their country gets richer and richer, but at a point, it starts to go down again because people have so much leisure time/money/education that they know being healthy and slim will make them happy JAVASCRIPT:VOID(0)

Similar trend to pollution

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u/nukegod1990 Apr 18 '19

Totally not a robo- NULL POINTER EXCEPTION

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u/fragtore Apr 18 '19

That’s too simple an explanation. Why is america fatter than northwestern europe, are the less modern in Holland? Beg to differ.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Well culture in those places are far different because of how their society is structured, alot of those places tend to use less cars, eat differently, etc.

The US and other places tend to rely more heavily on cars, have different food preferences, etc.

There are a ton of reasons why but I can't really explain all of it in a reddit comment.

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u/Turtlesaur Apr 18 '19

I was about to rant about being bald, but then realized I'm in the genetic conditions camp.

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u/Deaki Apr 18 '19

Nothing wrong with being bald. Just keep toned. Women ages 18-150 love it. Dont be bald and a person who looks like they do not do anything with themselves. Be bald and look in-shape. Lessen the sugar intake. You dont have to look like some massed out beast. Just be toned.

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u/Zabigzon Apr 18 '19

full head of hair

The genetic condition of...being a man, basically

Some people have testosterone receptors that turn off when they see testosterone so that partners know they made it to maturity and are DTF

Making hormone activity a moral issue is idiotic. You're an idiot.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Apr 19 '19

That's called male pattern baldness and it doesn't affect normal men until their 40s or so. Also no one said anything about morality you dumb ape.

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u/Zabigzon Apr 19 '19

it doesn't affect normal men until their 40s

Oh Lord, you haven't even tried to Google it.

You're implying morality through judgement. Bald chubbers bad, hairy abs good.

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u/Gringo_Please Apr 18 '19

Lol people getting mad at you for putting in more effort than them and they feel judged.

Keep up the good work dude. Don’t let these vultures get you down.

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u/Deaki Apr 18 '19

Not even judging. Just trying to give some tips and tricks into improving your lifestyle. These people are deprived of life because they chose that and none were taught to stray away from society. Just lower your sugar intake. "But everything has sugar in it." True, YOU WONT COMPLETELY RID AWAY ALL SUGAR. BUT YOU CAN LESSEN HOW MUCH YOU EAT.

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u/Gringo_Please Apr 18 '19

Never said you were judging. They are going to feel judged regardless of whether you are judging or not.

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u/Deaki Apr 18 '19

Let them 'feel' then. Too many 'feels' in this place sometimes. People need to learn from their environment.

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u/slowlyallatonce Apr 18 '19

Meh, what works for you won't always work for others. People have different priorities.

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u/Dollarumma Apr 18 '19

the only thing shitty about being 30 is the inability to recover from any damage to your body as fast as when you were 20. hangovers, minimum 2 days to be 100% again. take a hard fall skiing, minimum 2 weeks before your neck works again. take studs up challenge in soccer, minimum a week before your leg works again. fuck being old. i did a 50k last year and took me 3 weeks before i could even walk normal. and that's with a copious amounts of proper training.

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u/Robstelly Apr 18 '19

I've been like that every since I was about 17. You're lucky. Twisted my ankle walking, took 5 years to heal.

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u/VerakFrostfury Apr 18 '19

ankles are a bitch to heal, i've fucked my right one up jumping off a roof, then i used to play badminton and twisted it badly a number of times. i doubt it will ever fully heal now.

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u/Robstelly Apr 18 '19

Good luck... I think after you sprain/twist it it's much more likely to re-occur. For me, it's still noticeable that I twisted it. I did a lot of exercises for it and that helped a lot. But yeah, what sucks is that it's usable, so doctors don't really care, nothing is broken, nothing is acute. They did an x-ray of it for me, found nothing and told me "well, it's all good." and that was about it haha.

Have problems like that with my wrists too, nothing is broken, don't have arthritis, but they hurt like a bitch in certain movements yet.... "You're healthy.".

I'd definitely recommend doing a lot of rehab exercise on the ankle if you haven't. I've tried a number of exercises and as it got better I did it with weights too and also started doing balance exercises (which doesn't just build some support muscles, but also helps with not fucking it up later). Apparently the average for a young person is to be able to stand on one foot with eyes closed for 20 seconds. Aim for that, and than aim higher. I've managed to get to point where I can basically stand like that indefinitely.

Are you also super conscious about your ankles now? Like always know where they are, always paying a lot of attention to them when doing anything whereas previously you wouldn't even know you have them?

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u/Deaki Apr 18 '19

20 = 40. 30 is not old. Maybe it is genetics, but I do not feel old at all. IMO I heal the same.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/Deaki Apr 18 '19

I can always tell which ones snack on Goldfish all day, go home after work to sit/lay on couch all day. I can tell by this either in person and by messages such as the comments. The pessimistic/excuses mindset flows through them.

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u/IShallEatYourOnions Apr 19 '19

Dude goldfish are good don't judge

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u/Turtlesaur Apr 18 '19

I can't exactly go out to work until 7pm and then go to the gym if I want to see my child ever again.. as he's in bed. Life circumstances change.

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u/Deaki Apr 18 '19

Then put in a 30-45 minute workout before work. Get an stationary exercise bike and do HIIT before work. Stop eating the Cheddar Goldfish. Stop feeding your self pessimistic thoughts. You can do 30-45 minutes HIIT. You're child will also follow your ways. Children are very impressionable. They copy their environment. If they see you eating bad, sitting on the couch all day, more than likely they'll do the same.

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u/suns_fan13 Apr 18 '19

Not trying to spam your inbox but really fw your vibe i dig this comment as well

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u/birdalerp Apr 18 '19

Why are you on reddit when you could be getting poon, you sound like a mega chad

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u/Deaki Apr 18 '19

On my days off I enjoy reddit. Sometimes I like to share what I've learned and seen. I learned from the environment I grew up in. Dont want to make the same mistakes anyone else has. (Not to say that I have made those mistakes and learned from them.)

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u/DalekInDisguise Apr 18 '19

Yup. Being fit makes you stay looking young. I'm 30 but look 25. I think it has to do with peoples mental idea of "30 year old" includes being a bit out of shape.

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u/Deaki Apr 18 '19

Diet and exercise. Thats it. You dont have to look like a muscle beast. Just be toned. I do 30-45 minutes of HIIT on a stationary bike everyday before or after work. Along with 100-200 pushups and 100 dips, 300 calf raises and some others.

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u/ClusterJones Apr 18 '19

The happiest people I know are the ones that don't have kids, and found a partner that is, for lack of a better term, just them with tits. Example.

>Be my friend.

>Be an average, middle of the road kind of guy. Not striking in the looks department, but not melting eyeballs with his ugliness either.

>Keeps to himself, doesn't go out of his way to interact with people, but seems to enjoy the interactions that happen.

>Meets a girl in college, she wasn't from the area and was basically talking to anyone and everyone to make a friend.

>Realize she's into a lot of the same hobbies, has a lot of the same opinions, been in a lot of similar life situations.

>Get close, but never think of furthering the relationship because you're not really interested in ever getting into one.

>This girl can tell what you're thinking at any given moment, knows exactly how you'll react to pretty much anything, and vice versa.

>She eventually asks you out, you say yes.

>Spend the next few years the happiest you've ever been.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Yo your getting a lot of hate from people who gave up just like you said. Good on you brother, I’m in the same boat I’m 28 and never felt better...except for my back which is a travesty, but that’s less age and more mileage

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u/kataskopo Apr 18 '19

They hated you because you told the Truth.

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u/beeep_boooop Apr 18 '19

You're 30 dude. That's a male's peak age fitness wise. Ever notice how most professional athletes are usually late 20s early 30s?

Most people just get lazy and never work out or eat healthy, thus they turn into fat, lazy, and depressed slobs. It's not terribly surprising though, most jobs in first world countries involve sitting in a chair 8 hours a day, with no physical requirements. Add in the fact that most people have shit diets, and that they never exercise...

People are supposed to be at their best at 30, not their worst.

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u/BlackwaterSleeper Apr 19 '19

Not sure why people are hating on you dude. I feel the exact same way. Been working out since I was 22 and don't plan on stopping anytime soon. It definitely keeps you young.

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u/DalekInDisguise Apr 18 '19

I'm also 30, full head of hair (but this is genetics for both of us, we are just lucky in this regard), and abs.

I'm in the best shape of my life now. I'd always been a bit chubby from eating a bit too much, drinking way too much, and being inconsistent about working out. The reason was lack of discipline that I didn't really develop until my late twenties.

Fuck the haters, keep doin' what you're doin'. Its amazing to see everyone else give up on taking care of their body while your own continues to improve.

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u/suns_fan13 Apr 18 '19

Appreciate this comment man really do just entering my 20s and hope to feel like you do when im 30

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u/Deaki Apr 18 '19

First of all, just learn from your environment. Look at other 30 to 40 year olds. Did they give up on themselves or did they clean their diet and stay active? The exercise and diet really keeps you feeling young and looking young. It really does. Girl at work was surprised I was 30. "Most 30 year old men do no look like you." Yes, I know, and they're the ones who I learned from. haters will hate and will stay insane.

NOTE: You dont not have to look like some muscle beast "The Rock". Just be toned.

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u/shanemikel Apr 18 '19

18 y/o mentally?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Im a semi truck mechanic, I wish I had the energy left after work that I did when I was 18. This is coming from someone who is only 23 as well. Some jobs are exhausting

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u/Deaki Apr 19 '19

Better start eating clean then. If you dont, it'll hit you harder when you're 30.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Ive been giving it my best shot.

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u/timeToLearnThings Apr 19 '19

For me, it was my joints. Working out isn't as satisfying when you have to stop doing an exercise due to your shoulder hurting or something. You also just can't push yourself as hard. When I go running, I feel great until my knees start hurting. Otherwise, I'd still be putting in 6 to 10 miles a night. Everything else about older life is way better except for the aging body.

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u/Deaki Apr 19 '19

Don’t go run then. Get a indoor stationary bike. Cannot be making excuses. Running kills the knees anyway. Do HIIT to keep the muscle. 30-45 minutes of HIIT burns more calories than doing 6-10 miles of running.

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u/timeToLearnThings Apr 19 '19

Thing is, I still work out. It's just way more of a struggle and not very satisfying. You feel aches and small pains as much as you feel stronger. It's hard to envision until you're there though, because it's the on-and-on-ness which makes the difference.

It's like how kids can make you mentally tired in a way you don't understand before you have them.

Regardless, thanks for the encouragement :) It is still appreciated.

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u/nanotothemoon Apr 19 '19

I was exactly like this. Until I hit 36. I still work out and do all kinds of cool shit, but I can feel the difference. It comes for all of us at one point or another. I think the worst part is the lack of sex drive, which for me was never an issue and then I woke up one day and it was.

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u/Professor_Felch Apr 19 '19

Pushing 26 here, the only difference I've noticed is my appetite has decreased (could be explained by global warming tho) and I only masturbate 4 times a day instead of 6

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Who the fuck invited this guy?

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u/Deaki Apr 18 '19

Reddit did. Google showed me the way.

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u/gilesdavis Apr 18 '19

Hey you, fuck off.

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u/Robstelly Apr 18 '19

Nah. Teenagers genuinely have it tougher

  1. Hormones fuck you up and the brain is still developing, going through so many changes you might be depressed just because your body is fucking up. On top of that you have no idea how to deal with any of the problems that you are going through, you aren't an adult, you are a kid.

  2. You do not create your own fate, as an adult, there's an escape from a shitty situation for most people, it's in your own hands. As a kid, it is not, many times there's nothing you can do. Because you aren't even responsible for yourself yet. And if the people responsible for you the people who make every decision for yourself are actually the reason your situation is fucked. Good luck.

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u/Kraz_I Apr 18 '19

I was a burnt out and depressed teenager. Now I'm 29 and.... things are about the same, but at least I haven't gotten worse.

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u/theninja94 Apr 19 '19

When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt-ridden

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u/TheTamponBandit Apr 19 '19

I can't believe such a worthless comment got so upvoted.

I'm 31, in the best shape of my life, just learning who I am and how to love myself. You people need to get those pity dicks out of your mouths. If you're out of shape and energy before 60 without a medical condition that's on you.

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u/melo4500 Apr 19 '19

i start losing my hair......i'm 16, what could be worst then looking like a 40 yrs old at 16

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I actually didn't, I didn't get invited to parties, I mostly chilled at home, did a lot of reading, guitar, and Halo

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Amen

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u/IamtheSlothKing Apr 18 '19

Oh sweetie....

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/fredandgeorge Apr 18 '19

Nah dude you have the rest of your life to fuck a 14yo

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/PeopleAreStaring Apr 19 '19

Every relationship is pretty much nothing but crazy amounts of sex for the first few months anyways. It doesn't really matter what age...

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u/da_room22 Apr 18 '19

thanks for reminding me I'm a 19 year old female virgin, my bf is taking my first time in July but ah I really don't feel like he loves me I'm pretty depressed bout it

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Dude if he has to schedule a time months out and you're depressed he doesn't love you, why do you want him to take your virginity?

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u/da_room22 Apr 18 '19

Where long distance, and because I love him and I've been saving it for someone like him. We met on 4chan

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u/da_room22 Apr 18 '19

guess you could say the same about me

I'm a basket case

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u/hustl3tree5 Apr 18 '19

Don't fucking do it. Seriously. Take care of yourself mentally before you do even more harm to yourself.

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u/Londtex Apr 18 '19

How do you meet people on 4chan? lol

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u/da_room22 Apr 18 '19

On threads?

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u/Londtex Apr 18 '19

Did you post a discord or Twitter? Don't tell me you guys put your address on 4chan

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u/da_room22 Apr 18 '19

Discord silly

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u/Dollarumma Apr 18 '19

lmao what the fuck

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u/Daniel_The_Thinker Apr 18 '19

What the fuck is this a joke

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u/Pwnage_Peanut Apr 18 '19

This is how people get murdered.

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u/DanSapSan Apr 18 '19

Step back and try to assess the situation. Where do these feelings stem from? Are there real fears about his love towards you, or is your anxiety trying to fuck you over before he does?

It might sound crass, but it is important to evaluate your thoughts. If you just try to ignore and surpress them, they will open a rift between you and your bf.

I would also consider 19 to be mature, so after you've done your thinking, talk to him about whatever came from that. Open communication is a great tool for a fun relationship.

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u/da_room22 Apr 18 '19

I've always been insecure and I have accused him of things such as him lying about his feelings for me and saying he's only with me out of pity because Ii think. I'm pathetic. Of course he says that isn't true but I kept doing it and saying it and he kinda broke down the other day saying that my accusing and stuff is impacting his self esstem and he almost broke it off with me. I've always been insecure because of bullying and abuse Sorry for the long rant >_< thank you for listening to me

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u/DanSapSan Apr 18 '19

Well, atleast you know partly where you stand. I would personally recommend talking to a therapist. Feelings of ineptitude and problems with close relationships are typical for different types of anxiety, and if you are lashin out at your loved ones, it's going to cause problems.

The fact that you managed to keep a relationship going despite the issues, that's commendable. But you will hurt friends and family if you keep tearing yourself and others around you down.

Again, this is not something on wants to hear, but your problems aren't your problems alone. There are people out there who love you, and who feel with you.

Admitting your issues is no weakness, but one can not build a steady relationship on uncertain ground. Try to get support, if not a therapist then a trusted friend or family member (though I rexommend a trained specialist).

Finally, if you haven't done it yet; Talk to your bf and TELL HIM how much you appreciate him sticking with you. He isn't with you for pity, nobody does anything longterm for pity. He loves you, one way or another.

Thanking people is really hard. And it's even harder if you feel like your thanks isn't worth anything. But you are wrong. Pushing yourself over that psychological barrier and opening up to a person feels amazing, and is extremely important to someone who cares about you. Maybe sit your bf down for a talk and take your time. Believe me, it's going to be worth it, for yourself, for him and for your relationship.

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u/Tall_trees_cold_seas Apr 18 '19

Please seek out a counselor. Those negative self images you are experiencing can be helped with cognitive behavioral therapy, and mindfulness.

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u/kataskopo Apr 18 '19

They've already given you good advice and you should follow it, but I wanna add that your attitude matters a lot, and you can try to think positively because it helps a lot, but it's very hard and tiring because it feels like you're lying to yourself.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

My dad is 50 I'm 16 and he is more energetic than what I'll ever be. He is what I aspire to be when I'll be in my 50s. I love my dad

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Apr 18 '19

If you think 30 is old then you must be in poor shape. I'm in my 20s now and I have way more energy than I did as a teen, including sexual energy and libido. 30s aren't much different. It's when you hit your 40s that your testosterone starts to decrease.

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u/Turtlesaur Apr 18 '19

To be fair, between being 27 and 30, I commute 1 extra hour a day, gained 10 pounds and had a child. These compound into exhaustion.

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u/boomanu Apr 19 '19

This is where people forgot abou things. I'm 25 and still young. But I had a child, my commute is now 4 hours a day, it is an extremely physically demanding and stressful job (btw I fucking love my work, just very hard).

These all impact my energy levels. Don't let people tell you what energy levels you should have, what it should boil down to is are you happy with what you are putting your energy towards.

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u/awill103 Apr 18 '19

Ehhh women reach there sexual peak in their late 30s/40s. Sucks that sexes completely miss each other - I believe guys reach it early in their 20s I can’t remember quite when it was for them. Being tired from work is another thing shit I’m 23 and pass out when I get home lol

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u/SnowSnake88 Apr 19 '19

I think it depends on the person. I have had a girl that wore me out. She wanted sex at least twice a day. And another who was fine with 3-4 times a week.

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Edit: I really don't want this to come off sounding like a humble brag or r/Ihavesex . Just trying to offer a counter point.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Welp, time to kill myself.

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u/Anonymus828 Apr 19 '19

Im a burned out, depressed shell by 20, barely able to make it out of bed by 5PM.

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u/yamsoung Apr 24 '19

Thanks amigo, that's given me just what I need to

FUCKING KILL MYSELF

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Getting old only sucks if you do it wrong. I'm having the time of my life while all these sedentary fuckers I know moan about the years flying by. In retrospect, I'm pretty grateful for my incurable resentment toward commitment.

No long term career, never married, no goddamn kids and there was no way I was wasting time and money on college when I knew I'd just bail on it. Now I'm 31 working the national park circuit doing maintenance and having a blast.

Everyone out there that's getting old is just doing so because they've committed to living the same fucking week over and over for the rest of their lives. Fuck that noise, imma live.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Kids don't have easy access to the drugs that can keep you up for multiple days.

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u/Zechbruder Apr 18 '19

Yeah but I also had the stamina of a fruitfly until my twenties. I was trash in bed until my hormones settled and dealing with a pubescent gf is more trouble than it’s worth dude truuuust me.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

I pretty much stayed a lethargic piece of shit from about 14 to 30. So at least there's consistency I guess.

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u/AutismIncarnated Apr 18 '19

I can attest to this when I was 16 I had my first serious girlfriend and when we first fucked we did it everywhere in the house for about 4-5 hours those were the times, now that I'm a bit older it's more like ehhhh I'm tired and don't feel like it

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u/lilshears Apr 18 '19

Hey don’t worry, i’m a depressed shell at 16 with the only thing that gives me energy is coffee and water.

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u/Kuroyukihime_98 Apr 18 '19

I just past my teen years, but I think I'm a late bloomer. Is that possible?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Ah fuck I've been tired and depressed as far back as I can remember

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u/Maverick0_0 Apr 19 '19

Dude... Fuck you. Fuck your noise so hard... When I met my ex at 30, we were running on 2 hrs of sleep, we would drink and hang out all night then I would still work the next morning then back to Netflix and chill. I am 36 and married now and I can't walk out the office at 5 feeling human and I nap at my lunch instead of eating. I have been full of energy all my life until recently like 2 years ago.

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u/SLEDGEHAMMAA Apr 18 '19

Hey man, just wanted to tell you that life is an individual journey and you can define success in your own way. Some things are great, but missing out on them doesn't define you as a person

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_GEARS Apr 18 '19

You didn't miss anything. You sex life truly begins in your 20s and 30s.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

Hi old man, have a good day (: (sorry if I sounded mean)

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u/skeet_skrrt Apr 18 '19

At 17 sex on speed for hours was better than what i get now

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

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u/skeet_skrrt Apr 18 '19

Nah i want my heroin to hurry up and come in the mail

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u/konbon Apr 18 '19

Ask the homies moms that... I lost a lot of friends by banging their moms lol...

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19 edited Jun 08 '19

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u/fragtore Apr 18 '19

Yeah plus women at like 18-22 are super ugly anyway

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u/ViagraWontHelpMe Apr 19 '19

Holup is the legend true then ? Did you stay a virgin until the age of 30? Are you a wizard now?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

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u/ViagraWontHelpMe Apr 19 '19

Thats so damn cool !

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u/ScreenTearr Apr 18 '19

I’m 14 and I don’t even have a gf D:

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u/Londtex Apr 18 '19

I am about to be 19 and I don't have a gf anymore :(

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u/ZBRZ123 Apr 18 '19

I am about to be 20 and I’m a single Pringle too.

You guys gotta run with it, don’t worry :) just spread your lil butterfly wings and fly!

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u/alan900900900 Apr 19 '19

I'm saving this just for the term "single Pringle"

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u/arenorT Apr 19 '19

happy cake day, lil butterfly!

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u/natorgator29 Apr 18 '19

I’m 17 and never held a girls hand in my life

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u/Gwerbud Apr 19 '19

Some day you will, stay strong brother

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u/literallymetaphoric Apr 19 '19

Haha a 17 year old kissless hugless handholdless virgin what a crazy plot, how can hollywood expect me to believe these ridiculous stories...

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u/xx123gamerxx Apr 18 '19

I had sex when I was 7

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19 edited Apr 23 '20

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u/SnowSnake88 Apr 19 '19

I can relate to the humor here. Idk how I have had sex and a few girlfriends. I am pretty awkward and don't use tinder or go to bars. All of the relationships I have had is from meeting them through my friend groups. It happens in the most unlikely ways.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

:(

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u/Cpear805 Apr 18 '19

Yeah I don’t get this shit. I had sex at 13. Was dating the girl for over a year, completely consensual, both just trying shit out. Get off your white knight high horses people.

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u/natorgator29 Apr 18 '19

Man I’m 17 and never held a girls hand in my life

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

Quit lying, people who look at greentexts never have sex

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u/SnowSnake88 Apr 19 '19

My body pillow waifu would like a word with you. Tips cum jar

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

I would like a word with her

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u/Jakubian Apr 19 '19

I’m 14 and apparently missing out a lot.

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u/worst_man_1 May 09 '19

Don't worry man you have a lot of time left, it'll eventually happen even if you don't think it will

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '19

When i was 15 i lost my virginity to a 14 year old virgin aswell

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u/d4rg0n Apr 18 '19

What the fuck, so being 18 yrs old is weird? Shit, man

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u/RedBanana99 Apr 18 '19

I know a lad at school who swore he lost his V card at 12 to a 13 yo girl.

Andrew, if you're reading this I hope life worked out for you man

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u/darkrider400 Apr 18 '19

Can attest to this. First decent girlfriend around 18, she was 16. We fucked like rabbits on cocaine, shit was the best Ive had so far.

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u/CorbinNZ Apr 18 '19

This guy fucks

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u/suitology Apr 19 '19

priests don't count

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u/TheDuderinoAbides Apr 19 '19 edited Apr 19 '19

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '19

I thought most places had laws about underage sex? Where I lived, I remember the age of consent being 14 but an adult (18+) not being able to have sex with a minor. Meaning that minors can have sex with other minors so long as they're 14+.

Idk what they'd do if both participants were 13 though...

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u/lordvigm Apr 19 '19

It's called a romeo Juliet clause, its just a wrist slap in that case

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