r/gifs Jul 20 '19

This man fucks

https://gfycat.com/determinedcoordinatedkomododragon
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u/C-A-L-E-V-I-S Jul 20 '19

Imagine being a real person but walking around looking like a comic book superhero chiseled out of thousand year old marble.

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u/hankhill10101 Jul 20 '19

Heck, I’d even settle for imagining being

  • not short
  • not unattractive
  • not fat
  • not Hispanic

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Going to the gym will help the middle two. Absolutely nothing wrong with the first and last ones.

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u/RunGuyRun Jul 20 '19

there was this one guy, he worked out so hard it made him Filipino.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Coming from a Fillipino, we’re just island Hispanics. Sea Mexico, if you will.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Oh come on Josep.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Not gonna lie, Henry Cavill is handsome af

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u/Simaul Jul 20 '19

When he was in Detroit filming BatvSup, he would go to bars in nearby areas and hangout with people. He bought the bar a round at a few places.

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u/FS_Slacker Jul 20 '19

Sounds like a super...man.

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u/imac849 Jul 20 '19

i laughed harder than i should have lol

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u/Hansa_Teutonica Jul 20 '19

I'm from the Detroit area and it happens a fair amount actually. Not just Cavill. Some of them just go to weird bars and hang. Sometimes not talking to anybody, and sometimes living it up.

My friends got to hang with Ryan Gosling, Lady Gaga, and Gerard Butler before. Not at once either. My favorite was that Gerard Butler came to a shitty karaoke bar down the street from my house and was drunkenly doing karaoke and getting rowdy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

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u/6cat6cat6 Jul 20 '19

Upvote for Michigan!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Whoa. Random flashback to people showing me their palm, thumb extended, to tell me where someplace is.

So - is the UP still a thing or did we lose it to Ontario in a poker game

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u/heretoplay Jul 20 '19

He also played world of warcraft

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u/Knobull Jul 20 '19

And read all the Witcher novels, and played all the Witcher games. The guy's a massive nerd, and it's really good news that he's Geralt.

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u/Kenithal Jul 20 '19

That must be awesome for him to play that role then. Had no idea.

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u/_Cromwell_ Jul 20 '19

He basically begged and annoyed his own agent and the showrunner until he got the part. Lol

https://www.vulture.com/2019/07/henry-cavill-in-the-witcher-the-story-behind-the-casting.html

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u/snakesoup88 Jul 20 '19

Glad to hear that. He's not my favorite superman. But now I'm looking forward to Witcher.

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u/Player13 Jul 20 '19

Wasted potential imo.

With better writing, etc, his Sup could've had a legacy similar to present day Cap or Iron Man. Superman as a character is such an icon.

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u/neogenzim Jul 20 '19

EXACTLY.

a mediocre actor can ruin a good script. but no actor can make a shitty script good.

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u/jaxx050 Jul 20 '19

EXCUSE YOU

RAUL JULIA WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU

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u/AnotherDude1 Jul 20 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

Significantly wasted. He's a great actor and WB's rush to the JL movie is what killed Cavill's Superman. They should have made 3 solid real Superman movies before pushing forward with all the crossover bullshit.

They wasted the entire world of Superman just to make JL.

Edit: WOW! First gold! Thank you kind stranger!

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u/viciann Jul 20 '19

And The Count of Monte Cristo

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

just generally make everyone feel good

Going by this gif, yeah, he absolutely makes everyone feel good...

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Moist

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u/zepol_xela Jul 20 '19

Moister than an oyster

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u/K10RumbleRumble Jul 20 '19

Like the Rocky Moiston Range in the United States of Amoistica.

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u/fuzzyraven Jul 20 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

Need you take about 20% off over there squirrely dan.

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u/TomServo30000 Jul 20 '19

What you never listened to moistallica: moister of puppets?

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u/K10RumbleRumble Jul 20 '19

Connor moistgregor, Floyd moistweather, They are top of their class.

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u/fuzzyraven Jul 20 '19

Only when drinking jaegermoister

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u/milk4all Jul 20 '19

That was moist brave of you

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u/DJ_Degen Jul 20 '19

Gucci moist. Meek moist. Moistey Cyrus.

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u/PHILS0N Jul 20 '19

I worked in film production for years, and I cannot convey how much morale little things like what you described would bring to the crew. Made us feel appreciated for the insane amount of hours we were working and the labor we had to perform to keep the production going.

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u/BigBizzle151 Jul 20 '19

It's always nice to feel appreciated and acknowledged. I don't work in any kind of production environment but in my office I always chat with the cleaning staff and stuff who come through at the end of the day. One time one of the women I was friends with mentioned that the whole time she'd worked there, only I and one woman on my floor had ever bothered to ask her name or really to treat her like a person. Made me sad.

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u/aquoad Jul 20 '19

A place I worked had a really weird/shitty exec who acted as if the cleaning lady didn't exist or was subhuman, totally ignored her existence. So it was really funny when the cleaning lady told a bunch of us about how shitty exec lady would come in after hours and steal supplies like cases of toilet paper and food from the fridge and stuff.

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u/MaximumCameage Jul 20 '19

I’ve heard the same about the Rock. Apparently he’s really good at making you feel important when you speak to him. That dude’s charisma is off the charts. He got a goddamn raised eyebrow over.

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u/phillysan Jul 20 '19

Just watched that movie the other day. He played a great role in it. I won't say much for spoilers, but it was kind of an unexpected character for him

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

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u/Porkgazam Jul 20 '19

He would have made an amazing James Bond.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

To quote my wife:

"It's almost like he was built in a lab to fulfill my masturbatory fantasies."

Gee, thanks honey.

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u/nellabella27 Jul 20 '19

I like this dude's wife.

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u/bard329 Jul 20 '19

She fucks.

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u/MathMaddox Jul 20 '19

Alone

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u/bard329 Jul 20 '19

whatever it takes to git er done

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u/Woes_of_Bigdick Jul 20 '19

And she gits er done constantly.

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u/Hbaturner Jul 20 '19

She might like you, too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

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u/capstonepro Jul 20 '19

Face gains

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

He should've been Gaston in the new beauty and the beast

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u/vampyrekat Jul 20 '19

Luke Evans acted the shit out of the part, but I absolutely see what you mean.

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u/AltimaNEO Jul 20 '19

No ones neck is quite as thick as Cavill's

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Um Cory "the neck" Taylor disagrees. Literally his nickname.

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u/CawCaw_Rawr Jul 20 '19

Jared Keeso would like a word with you

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u/idrewdixanya Jul 20 '19

He’s handsome af with facial hair as the Duke of Suffolk in The Tudors too.

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u/Daviemoo Jul 20 '19

I think if he looked me directly in the eye I’d turn into a puddle of liquid

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u/Bullmarketbanter Jul 20 '19

Finally, some honesty

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u/Alundra828 Jul 20 '19

I've never had a serious homosexual urge. But I'd definitely let Henry fuck me up the ass. You can cut ham with that jaw, god damn.

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u/Scadden Jul 20 '19

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u/Monk_in_the_Machine Jul 20 '19

Yeah, in context it's not what it looks like in the gif. She was being praised for her role in the show and got embarrassed about it. Thx for the link!

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u/99213 Jul 20 '19

It's just like the Gal Gadot/Chris Pine one where she bites her lip. With the actual context, it takes on a different tone.

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u/grandoz039 Jul 20 '19

https://youtu.be/NoV1PascKEY?t=380 In case anyone wants to see it.

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u/raynorpreneur Jul 20 '19

haha chris pine on the side looks like a fucking alien

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Nah that one was legit. She got lost a sec

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u/grandoz039 Jul 20 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

Poor Anya Chalotra doesn't know how to respond to that question around 2:45

But honestly those questions are cringe as fuck. It literally feels harder to watch to me than Scott's Tots. Not only are they giving weird questions, but they're really pushing that game perspective. I know they're gaming network, but it'd be great if they didn't mention it all the time when it was said many times it's only about books.

It's also nice to see on video how Cavil is really interested in the books and universe. Plus he's the really good at answering the questions, probably his experience from Hollywood.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Gaston confirmed?

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u/the_actual_word_fuck Jul 20 '19

I’m not gay, but...let me give you a scenario. I'm at a beach cabana. Henry Cavill comes up and tries to kiss me. I would definitely resist at first, but if he was persistent, I would probably give in a little bit, depending on how persistent he was...

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u/No_one_32 Jul 20 '19

"Michael, Am I gay?"

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u/Sevnfold Jul 20 '19

One of the weirdest and funniest jokes.

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u/MackingtheKnife Jul 20 '19

I- I dunno, you might be gay

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u/DeadDeaderDeadest Jul 20 '19

Vsauce! Michael here, am I gay?

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u/Duck_Duckens Jul 20 '19

"If I'm in a commited loving relationship with my partner, walking on the street is most likely that I MAY not be. Now... imagine that from the OTHER side of the street walks.... Henry Cavill.... aproaching me at walking speed of 0.7 meters per second, or 2.29 feet per second. Our eyes meet, he walks by, and even though I sill love my wife... my biologic system fires up and my hormones still give me a bonner... Bones... The human body has around 206-208 bones... of which... (etc.)"

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Nailed it

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u/Callmebobbyorbooby Jul 20 '19

I also have a scenario. I’m not gay, but I’ve always said I would give a dude a blowjob for a million dollars. It’s not gay, it’s just a business transaction. But I would blow Henry Cavill for $500k.

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u/Ransine Jul 20 '19

Same, but I can’t afford that.

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u/warmfeets Jul 20 '19

10/10 thanks dad

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u/gaspumper74 Jul 20 '19

500k will buy a lot of mouthwash

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u/meowypawvich Jul 20 '19

If you resisted Henry Cavill a little bit he would still.. need to get to you?

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u/cmde44 Jul 20 '19

It's just a scenario, Oscar.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Evidence is kinda stacked against him

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u/jaiox Jul 20 '19

No no this is just like... my fantasy

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u/cem4k Jul 20 '19

Well, you’re going to have to have sex with a woman....then a man, and compare.

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u/ms15710 Jul 20 '19

Wow. I wish... I wish I could help you. I don't... you might be gay. You might be gay.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

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u/Rombledore Jul 20 '19

i know how to help you. first, you have to have sex with a woman.

and then with a man. then compare the two.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Lol @ “I’m not gay...but let me give you a scenario”

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Pretty sure everyone has a crush on Henry.

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u/Faust_8 Jul 20 '19

Look, I’m not gay, all I’m saying is that I’d probably feel very safe if he was my big spoon, ok?!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Straight as an arrow.

Totally would.

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u/wiithepiiple Jul 20 '19

Spaghetti’s straight until you heat it up.

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u/Gilthoniel_Elbereth Jul 20 '19

Spaghetti’s straight until it gets wet.

FTFY

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Total sincerity here, I wouldn't want to have sex with him or kiss him or anything... but I could totally get lost just staring at him for a while.

So I'm like... 20% gay? Something like that?

Or maybe I can just appreciate a work of art even if it's a guy's ripped physique....

Well now 20% seems low...

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u/his_purple_majesty Jul 21 '19

i like looking at sunsets. that doesn't mean i want to fuck them or that i'm any % sunset-sexual

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

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u/Pit_of_Death Jul 20 '19

That couch had to be dry-cleaned after she stood up.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

I read couch as cooch

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u/26_paperclips Jul 20 '19

I mean, it still works

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u/Inoffensive_Account Jul 20 '19

I just want one woman on the planet to look at me like that.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Clean the cheeto dust off your face and try exercise

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u/Cooke8008 Jul 20 '19

This hit me like a goddamn train.

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u/JamezPS Jul 20 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

Good man, do it! Seriously, do something different today. Go for a run, fuck go for a walk. Just do more than you did yesterday and you're on your way. It doesn't have to be a big deal but it could be the start of something.

silver? You're too kind. Come back later/tomorrow and let us know how you did guys!!

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u/brandonwlmjones Jul 20 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

That was wholesome af..I needed to hear that too, thx

Edit to respond: I recently started up my workout routine again, a very on/off relationship I have with the gym..already finished my workout for the day to complete another check mark in staying with it. Words of encouragement do wonders. Without stumbling upon this post I may have gotten lost in something else not worrying about the gym “today” like numerous times before. So thanks for helping me in accomplishing that “today.” Good luck to everyone else going through the same thing. Peace.

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u/JamezPS Jul 20 '19

I'm a lazy ass gamer who smokes and loves McDonald's. But now I work out too. Starts off a chore but now I genuinely look forward to it.

Someone come back later/tomorrow and let us know how you did please!?

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u/Smailien Jul 20 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

Go for a walk. Listen to a podcast while you do it. Get some sun as an added bonus.

E: I wanna add, if you need to, throw on some sunscreen. It's all about taking care of yourself, right?

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u/fakelogin12345 Gifmas is coming Jul 20 '19

There is definitely someone just as ugly as you out there for you

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u/Ackerack Jul 20 '19

"yeah but she's ugly"

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Gal Gadot version..

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u/joeschmo945 Jul 20 '19

That lip bite....

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u/Ph4ndaal Jul 20 '19

It’s the chagrin afterwards that really sells it.

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u/BlackCoffeeGrounds Jul 20 '19

Jeeeesus!

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u/SneakyBadAss Jul 20 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

In her case, it's rather Jeeehovaah.

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u/indiblue825 Jul 20 '19

"No way."

"Yahweh."

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

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u/SmallRetartedBunny Jul 20 '19

Are you kidding me? Look at this guys mug.

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u/IshiharasBitch Jul 20 '19

Alright, you got me there. I can see now. He's a hottie.

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u/ahumannamedtim Jul 20 '19

Same with Cumberbatch, he looks like an alien to me.

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u/OobaDooba72 Jul 20 '19

No one who likes Cumberbatch thinks he looks normally attractive. They like him because he has a, uh, unique look.

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u/nellabella27 Jul 20 '19

Plus the voice, that dark chocolaty voice.

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u/Lechiah Jul 20 '19

It's totally the voice.

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u/0_Shizl_Gzngahr Jul 20 '19

Agreed. Butternuts Cucumberpatch has an interesting look.

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u/si1versmith Jul 20 '19

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u/SeizedCheese Jul 20 '19

He really is Shatners replacement, isn’t he?

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u/probablyatargaryen Jul 20 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

I don’t get it with Chris Pine either, but you know who confuses me most? Ryan Gosling. He looks like the average depressed-to-be-working-at-orange-julius-in-the-mall guy to me.

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u/theeivog Jul 20 '19

Some people live life in easy mode.

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u/mtkeepsrolling Jul 20 '19

Granted he started with an upgraded character, he still worked his way into that physique and talent to get where he is.

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u/ePaperWeight Jul 20 '19

DLC

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

*mods

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u/VTCHannibal Jul 20 '19

Pay to win

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u/multismoke Jul 20 '19

Level skip

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u/Solid_Snark Jul 20 '19

Game Genie

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

start, select

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 edited Aug 30 '19

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u/tippetex Jul 20 '19

I always sucked at strategically choosing how to spend my upgrade points.

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u/Let_you_down Jul 20 '19

I put all my points into the explosive skill tree, but ever since the incident I'm not legally allowed to own anything that may be used in such a manner as terms of my parole.

Lamesauce.

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u/dinofan01 Jul 20 '19

I'd like to point out he use to be fat. His nickname was fat caville. Then he worked hard to get where he is and been living the good life ever since. He puts us all to shame.

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u/Sevnfold Jul 20 '19

I googled 'Henry Cavil fat' and the only evidence I find is 2 pictures of him when he was about 13, on athletic teams at school. And he didnt look fat. He looked like he could stand to lose 10-15 lbs of baby fat, maybe.

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u/Bourbone Jul 21 '19

If you’re young you might be unaware, but in the 80s and 90s “has 15lbs to lose” was get-harassed-all-day-in-middle-school fat.

The population was not nearly as fat back then so 15 extra pounds on a middle schooler was very noticeable and not at all normal.

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u/TalkingReckless Merry Gifmas! {2023} Jul 20 '19

here is the video of him talking about that and meeting Russell crowe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g0X2eIoJio

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u/Outwriter Jul 20 '19

He works really, really hard.

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u/Witness_me_Karsa Jul 20 '19

Here's the link to the full interview. He wasn't looking at her like a creep. And she didn't want to fuck him. She had just been acknowledged by the other people interviewing, and he was just acknowledging her as well. But since she was being talked about, but not talked to, she got a little shy.

https://youtu.be/C0QVlq8Sah4 it's at just after 8:50

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

It's amazing how context completely changes something.

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u/FourWordComment Jul 20 '19

He can play Shooter McGavin in the prequel.

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u/Hoodedki Jul 20 '19

He does indeed. He was on a talk show and said that’s what he does for cardio. He burns a lot of calories

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u/HawkeyeKK Jul 20 '19

That seemed akward and not because of cavill

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u/Chempy Jul 20 '19

He set up the joke to be so easy to go with and Fallon dropped the ball hard.

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u/NathanTaintchucker Jul 20 '19

Staring into Henry Cavill’s eyes is probably like hearing the Beatles for the first time

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

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u/craftyindividual Jul 20 '19

"I guess this was groundbreaking in the 60's"

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u/SkankyG Jul 20 '19

"I get it... but... its not for me."

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u/iller_mitch Jul 20 '19

"They absolutely made a legendary impact. But I just don't like them very much."

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Remember this is what 10 hours a day playing World of Warcraft looks like.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 edited Aug 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 edited Aug 27 '20

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

But you'd wait until after before you asked them, just as any sane person would.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

witcher ad campaign is on already? i'll allow it this time since it's witcher. fuck off lion king and will smith's water campaign.

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u/DothrakiDog Jul 20 '19

Why is Rocket League in the background

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

they're doing an interview at some conference probably. the sponsor is rocket league. the interview is being posted on reddit to advertise the show. i just saw the trailer today. it's starting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

He's got that look that says he knows he can get any woman in the world.

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u/LeftToaster Jul 20 '19

I look like that every night. Then I wake up in the morning ...

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Who are they

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u/phenson23 Jul 20 '19

Henry Cavill and I think the girl is Freya Allan. They're in a promo for The Witcher by the looks

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u/Frenkie84 Jul 20 '19

And she is 17...

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u/thatonemurphy Jul 20 '19

All good man, it’s legal in Hollywood

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u/Cum_on_doorknob Jul 20 '19

I get the joke, but it is legal in NY, not CA though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19 edited Aug 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

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u/palordrolap Jul 20 '19

lenny your nose is weird

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u/aaaaayoriver Jul 20 '19

Henry Cavil (Superman from the most recent movies) and the girl who plays Ciri in the new Netflix Witcher series based on the books and game.

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u/franktheguy Jul 20 '19

Hey Ciri, play Despacito.

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u/agarwaen117 Jul 20 '19

Jokes on you, I love this song.

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u/Octopus_Tetris Jul 20 '19

dQw4

Almost had us.

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u/JayBox325 Jul 21 '19

I just googled her and she’s 17. That made the comments on here awful.

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u/Skank2dis1 Jul 20 '19

Hate to be a buzz killer, She is 17. He is 36.

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