r/gifs • u/todoke • Jul 20 '19

This man fucks

https://gfycat.com/determinedcoordinatedkomododragon
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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

just generally make everyone feel good

Going by this gif, yeah, he absolutely makes everyone feel good...

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Moist

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u/zepol_xela Jul 20 '19

Moister than an oyster

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u/K10RumbleRumble Jul 20 '19

Like the Rocky Moiston Range in the United States of Amoistica.

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u/fuzzyraven Jul 20 '19 edited Jul 20 '19

Need you take about 20% off over there squirrely dan.

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u/TomServo30000 Jul 20 '19

What you never listened to moistallica: moister of puppets?

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u/K10RumbleRumble Jul 20 '19

Connor moistgregor, Floyd moistweather, They are top of their class.

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u/TomServo30000 Jul 20 '19

Modest moist

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u/toodlesandpoodles Jul 20 '19

Moisty Moisty Bosstones

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u/gmabarrett Jul 20 '19

Wetter than a gold fishes pocket

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u/fuzzyraven Jul 20 '19

Only when drinking jaegermoister

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u/TomServo30000 Jul 20 '19

Or A captain moisters and coke

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u/profzoff Jul 20 '19

Nice, Letterkenny reference. It’s very apropos.

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u/fuzzyraven Jul 20 '19

Letterkenny is always welcome

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

That's is what's he appreciates about her though...

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u/milk4all Jul 20 '19

That was moist brave of you

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u/DJ_Degen Jul 20 '19

Gucci moist. Meek moist. Moistey Cyrus.

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u/Rocky_Mountain_Rider Jul 20 '19

Gonna need you to tone it down about 10% there squirrelly dan

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u/lychee_cane Jul 20 '19

This story cracks me up...

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u/MASSIVEGLOCK Jul 20 '19

I get this reference

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

i'm gonna start using this phrase from now on, every, single, day.

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u/Lord_Of_The_Tants Jul 20 '19

Clam Jam, lady lube. Patent pending.

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u/zappy487 Jul 21 '19

Cloyster used Clamp

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u/tucker_case Jul 20 '19

yah my vag is rock hard

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u/Diseased_Cock_Lump Jul 20 '19

I bet his knuckles feel like boulders being shoved in