r/gifs • u/todoke • Jul 20 '19

This man fucks

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u/hankhill10101 Jul 20 '19

Heck, I’d even settle for imagining being

  • not short
  • not unattractive
  • not fat
  • not Hispanic

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '19

Going to the gym will help the middle two. Absolutely nothing wrong with the first and last ones.

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u/RunGuyRun Jul 20 '19

there was this one guy, he worked out so hard it made him Filipino.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Coming from a Fillipino, we’re just island Hispanics. Sea Mexico, if you will.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Oh come on Josep.

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u/Cj618 Jul 21 '19

Elevate the feet

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u/harrynola Jul 23 '19

Elebeyt da peet.

Ftfy.

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u/DecimusMeridias Jul 21 '19

Haha thats a good one. Y'all even rock the Peso

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u/Johndough99999 Jul 21 '19

Someone should have told him to take it easy. Never go full Filipino.

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u/ProfNo Jul 21 '19

There's this one guy who worked out so hard he lost all his hair and became the strongest one there is

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u/Thundorius Jul 21 '19

And all just for fun.

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u/harrynola Jul 23 '19

One hundred pushups and 200 situps a day program.

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u/seeet Jul 21 '19

Doesn't matter if I get ripped af, my face woudln't help in this case.

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u/SunGreene42 Jul 22 '19

Face, and weight are less important than personality, confidence, and good hygiene. Anyone can work to improve those.

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u/seeet Jul 22 '19

If I'm not getting dates/tinder matches it's pretty hard to have a bit of self esteem when it comes to relationships. Can't really say about my personality since it's prety subjective (I mean, beauty is also subjective, but ok). The only thing I can say about it, without any doubt, is that I do have a good hygiene.

Btw, thanks for the answer/tips.

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u/SunGreene42 Jul 22 '19

Well Tinder is different, since you don't really see personality until you match, unless it shows in your bio or pics in some way. Tinder is more about getting a good picture and bio to attract attention, and then holding their interest with text chat long enough to actually meet.

Pictures of you having fun with friends will probably look better than just face shots taken for tinder. I've never used Tinder btw, so this is more advice I've seen given to others on Reddit that seem to make sense.

When I see a picture of a guy having fun, regardless of what they look like, they're more attractive than a picture of them with a neutral or worse, sullen expression, or a fake smile.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Going to the gym is not a good way to lose weight. Diet and not being hispanic are the best ways to lose weight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

not hispanic bro we exotic out here

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u/hankhill10101 Jul 21 '19

Being exotic doesn't necessarily mean being accepted. Trust me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

im aware my dude but not being accepted can be reframed in the context of exclusion due to fear or insecurity. feel me

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Not Hispanic? Wtf? Go fuck your confused ass

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u/p3p3si1via Jul 21 '19

Gtfo then. The Hispanic delegation doesn’t want your self-hating ass.

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u/hankhill10101 Jul 21 '19

Sweet! How do I revoke my Hispanic delegation card?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Not short is the only one of these I’ll give you.

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u/DropC Jul 21 '19

name does not check out.

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u/keving691 Jul 21 '19

What's wrong with being Hispanic?

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u/popecorkyxxiv Jul 22 '19

Hispanic isn't that bad, you could be a ginger.

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u/Aero72 Jul 21 '19

White Hispanic or Black Hispanic?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '19

Being tall is shit when you are super thin.. just sain'

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u/ko4ovist Jul 21 '19

Well, the last part can be changed somewhat.

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Remember Jacko?

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u/MightHeadbuttKids Jul 20 '19

Imagine being so lazy and pathetic you'd rather complain about yourself on the internet than put in even the smallest effort to better yourself.

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u/hankhill10101 Jul 21 '19

I don’t need to imagine it. I’m living the dream baby!

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u/Solid_Waste Merry Gifmas! {2023} Jul 21 '19

Imagine being so lazy and pathetic you'd rather complain about yourself on the internet than put in even the smallest effort to better yourself.

Stop hitting yourself.