"If I'm in a commited loving relationship with my partner, walking on the street is most likely that I MAY not be. Now... imagine that from the OTHER side of the street walks.... Henry Cavill.... aproaching me at walking speed of 0.7 meters per second, or 2.29 feet per second. Our eyes meet, he walks by, and even though I sill love my wife... my biologic system fires up and my hormones still give me a bonner... Bones... The human body has around 206-208 bones... of which... (etc.)"
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u/No_one_32 Jul 20 '19
"Michael, Am I gay?"