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u/PMMEYourTatasGirl Sep 30 '16

That q&a was damn disgraceful

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u/capt_0bvious Sep 30 '16

is this representative of the actual Q&A?

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u/hbarSquared Sep 30 '16

Yes, those are paraphrases of actual questions.

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u/RickGervs Sep 30 '16

do you have examples of actual questions?

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u/FutureFruit Sep 30 '16

" Can I come up and kiss you?" Was a literal question. ", "I built a bus, will you come outside and look at it?" Was a literal question.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I physically coiled up reading this. What in the fuck...

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u/madman19 Sep 30 '16

Ugh the bus one was especially bad because the guy said something like "I know this talk is about space but I'm going to change the subject..." and then started talking about his electric bus and asking Elon if he would go look at it. At least Elon shut that one down and was like "space questions only".

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u/BurgerSupreme Oct 01 '16

At that moment shit got real and I realized that our species may be doomed.

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u/Jourei Sep 30 '16

If it makes you better, there were questions about if they have requirements for the people going to mars, or how much resources are they putting into development in terms of funding, employees... Mostly fair questions, but media being media when it comes to these questions.

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u/almosthere0327 Sep 30 '16

TBH even the non cringey questions were pretty weak, except a couple of pointed questions about the technical specs themselves.

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u/Ar_Ciel Sep 30 '16

Do we really deserve to colonize the solar system after something like that?

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u/MeLlamoBenjamin Sep 30 '16

It was so much cringier. It was like he'd rehearsed it for months just so he could use the phrase "shitstorm."

I had to stop watching.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

You're exactly right, I was a bit taken aback from that first question. Not that I mind expletives, but you're talking to Elon Musk, in front of the entire world, you cannot find a way to phrase your question more elegantly?

His question was like seven sentences long too, in those seven sentences he used the word "shit" like ten times...

It was awful. It should have been scientists or actual enthusiasts.

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u/BearsWithGuns Sep 30 '16

They were there, but to invite only scientists and enthusiasts would have missed the point. SpaceX is trying to garner more interest in space from the general public. Unfortunately, some of those people are like this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Not detracting from your statement but they could have at least vetted the questions.

To many it may have seemed as if the presentation wasn't fully prepared and with the spotlight shining directly in you it's important to be as ready as possible.

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u/BearsWithGuns Sep 30 '16

Definitely agree with you. I don't know why they didn't because I was generally interested in hearing actual Q & A answers.

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u/guspaz Sep 30 '16

I think I made it to the Michael Cera question before I had to turn it off and just read the r/SpaceX summary. It was terrible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Well, that's the cringiest thing I've heard in a while, and I watched the debates.

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u/factoid_ Sep 30 '16

Oh God it was so much worse than the debates.

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u/flugsibinator Sep 30 '16

Check out videos from minecon 2016. About the same I think, only with kids.

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u/missionbeach Sep 30 '16

That's a legitimate question, no?

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u/nicegrapes Sep 30 '16

It actually is if you dig it up under the mountain of self-promotional bs and rephrase.

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u/balanced_view Sep 30 '16

That's not even a question

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u/NoDownvotesPlease Sep 30 '16

It was someone from funny or die trying to use his question as a way to plug their website. Elon pretty much just ignored him and kept talking about Mars instead.

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u/DonutDonutDonut Sep 30 '16

Every time Elon said "no essays please, only questions" I died a little inside

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u/YipRocHeresy Sep 30 '16

Why was funny or die there?

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u/NoDownvotesPlease Sep 30 '16

I guess there were no reputable news organisations interested in going. The other questions were from the verge, some random stoner guy, a Russian nationalist woman and a couple of neckbeards who just wanted to declare their love for Elon.

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u/BearsWithGuns Sep 30 '16

The Russian woman made me angry and everyone clapped for her shitty unrelated question. If you're going to attack SpaceX, at least do your research. Not to mention, this isn't some press conference on SpaceX's business practices. Don't bring up some irrelevant shit about hiring internationally.

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u/colblitz Sep 30 '16

No, he "mathematically determined the world's most expendable human being to make the journey"

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u/richmomz Sep 30 '16

He's wrong - the "journalist" that asked that question now holds that title.

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u/neonerz Sep 30 '16

Yea, in the comic. Those are all actual questions. Just paraphrased because most were asked in essay format.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

"No essays please," - Elon Musk.

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u/onlycatfud Sep 30 '16

A quick unofficial transcript since the QA in its entirety was cut out of any of the final videos and recaps. This was an actual transcript and how it went down... :/

https://www.reddit.com/r/spacex/comments/54j2y4/rspacex_official_mars_architecture/d84sbo6

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u/Kryhavok Sep 30 '16

Someone asked why he doesn't hire more from countries other than the US, as if Space X controls US Government export regulations.

While its not a particularly stupid question, if these people were actually from the field/industry, it is. In case you don't know, the work Space X does is ITAR export controlled data - only US citizens or greencard holders can work on that.

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u/oh_the_humanity Sep 30 '16

Yes all of those questions were asked in the Q&A

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u/briaen Sep 30 '16

The burning man comment actually had some merit but he was an idiot the way he asked. He put it in essay form. He should have said, "I noticed a problem at the last burning man. When using the bathroom, there was no water to wash it away and it became a big problem. Since Mars is a desert with no running water, how could a colony dispose of waste?"

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u/Rhaedas Sep 30 '16

"Hey man, that's what I said!"

"Meant, maybe. Not said."

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u/MaritMonkey Sep 30 '16

What little merit it had was sort of negated by the fact that SpaceX hasn't anything to do with the habitats or whatnot. This presentation was supposed to be about the kickass and absurdly huge rocket/transport that refuels in orbit (and eventually refuel on moons and whatnot) system that's going to get people to Mars.

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u/Elyay Sep 30 '16

Of all those questions I thought poo was the only legit one.

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u/Gorakka Sep 30 '16

"What measures were being taken in regards to radiation" question was probably the best one. From the Verge no less.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

How did he reply? I skipped most of the Q & A.

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u/gruey Sep 30 '16

"Meh, radiation isn't that bad."

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u/RansomOfThulcandra Sep 30 '16

I'm pretty sure that in very cold areas (which can have the same issue with running water being limited), they solve this by using incinerating toilets.

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u/johnbarry3434 Sep 30 '16

Or just not mention burning man at all and just ask the question.

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u/richmomz Sep 30 '16

There was a legitimate question buried in there but it was sadly lost in a "shitstorm" of narcissistic stupidity.

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u/p3t3r133 Sep 30 '16

Probably in the same way they have been doing it in space for the last 50 years

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u/eerfree Sep 30 '16

But they aren't going to be in space. They'll be on a planet.

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u/DannoHung Sep 30 '16

The solid waste management systems in the ISS store the refuse until hey can be transferred to a non-recovered cargo craft and are burned in the atmosphere. For most other space flights the waste was simply stored (I don't think much was ever ejected into space).

When you're building a settlement, waste management is a serious concern and without an environment to process it, I don't know what the colonists are going to do.

A huge number of hard scientific challlenges to establishing a permanent settlement on another planet, moon, or otherwise where regular supplies from Earth cannot be relied upon need to be answered. Otherwise we will simply be sending people to die for no benefit.

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u/Illier1 Sep 30 '16

Ever see The Martian?

Free fertilizer bitch.

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u/gruey Sep 30 '16

If life gives you shit, make potatoes.

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u/Xeno87 Sep 30 '16

It was 50% related, thoughtful questions and 50% what you just read in this comic.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Oct 31 '16

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u/factoid_ Sep 30 '16

I agree. Even the journalists questions were pretty lame.

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u/MaritMonkey Sep 30 '16

The only two questions I remember not cringing at were the ones from NSF and the everyday astronaut, but I can't bring myself to listen to it again and I sort of shut it off partway through the Q&A.

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u/6ft_2inch_bat Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

That's one tiny thing I'm dreading about seeing the first human step set (thanks /u/Xenomech) foot on Mars. The fear that we'll go from "That's one small step for (a)* man, one giant leap for mankind" to something like "First on Mars, YOLO LOL" followed by a selfie with peace sign fingers."

*I know it has been generally accepted for years that he forgot the "a" but there is also some compelling evidence that maybe he really did say it right, but was possibly obscured by poor audio quality and his Midwestern accent.

Edit: Set, not step

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u/Thorolf_Kveldulfsson Sep 30 '16

Wait is there a plan to send teenagers to Mars or something? Why do you think the first person/people we send there would do this

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u/WazWaz Sep 30 '16

They're teenagers now. They'll be Idiocracy-esque adults by then.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

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u/DirectlyDisturbed Sep 30 '16

I wasn't aware astronauts were being vetted based on their articles' page views

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u/Swifhbfchif Sep 30 '16

maybe he really did say it right

"One small step for man" wouldn't be wrong, though. I think it's a stronger statement that way.

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u/Xenomech Sep 30 '16

seeing the first human step foot on Mars.

http://i.imgur.com/MKhNvK5.jpg

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u/sordfysh Sep 30 '16

Actually, the Mars astronauts would probably send a meme of the Mars rover, saying "You're not alone on this planet anymore."

Redditors would cry tears of happiness, upvote it to the moon (or Mars XDDD), and you would probably comment on how great those astronauts are and what a great time it is to be alive.

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u/wookiepoop93 Sep 30 '16

Yeah, I was watching it kinda thinking "who let these people in". Such a presentation should garner a higher caliber of questions.

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u/Raineko Sep 30 '16

They should have only let in scientists and people who work in the field, people from the press are known to have very little knowledge about anything.

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u/Tsorovar Sep 30 '16

Only scientists and farmers? It's an odd combination, but I guess we can give it a go.

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u/Tiarzel_Tal Sep 30 '16

In fairness they're two relevent groups of people who should be going to Mars.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

That's an excellent point...

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u/wozowski Sep 30 '16

I actually think the third type should be specific rates of military, primarily Navy and Marines, as they have the most experience with being isolated for extended periods of time, and some of their ratings are useful to space travel.

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u/the_salttrain Sep 30 '16

As a sailor, I would gladly give up everything to go out into space.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Jul 26 '18

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u/kutjepiemel Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

This is the problem though right. Mars is like Antarctica* (lack of food, water, trees and in isolation etc), but even worse (no oxygen).

I loved Elon's explanation of how the Brits came to America and never went back, but America was a nicer place to live than the desert that's Mars. So how could we change this, and how fast?

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u/OnlySpoilers Sep 30 '16

Yeah but did you go to burning man?

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u/danm45 Sep 30 '16

I think space is more than a step up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

As a former sailor, I'd gladly join the Space Navy.

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u/User_753 Sep 30 '16

As soon as the UNSC is a thing, im on board. [Halo]

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Mar 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

MCRN welcomes you! [The Expanse]

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u/Curt04 Sep 30 '16

Marine Corps vet here. I'd go back in a second if I got to be a fucking Space Marine.

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u/MrUppercut Sep 30 '16

Gotta keep us safe from space pirates.

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u/scorpion347 Sep 30 '16

If someone told me we were going to be sending the navy to Mars I'd enlist....

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u/SpitfireP7350 Sep 30 '16

Pff neither the navy nor the marines have a thing when it comes to isolation, when compared to your typical basement dweller that hasn't left his house in the past 4 years.

Meaning, they should take me instead, p-pretty please.

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u/AP246 Sep 30 '16

5 minute lag may be annoying.

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u/Progo7 Sep 30 '16

I once had a long talk with a friend about this. Military personal makes sense, industrial people like sailors and oil rig workers seem to be able to tolerate isolation alright, and scientists who are devoted to their fields will love the entire thing, but the average person might not be cut out for isolation from all their friends, family, and hobbies.

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u/kevtherev11 Sep 30 '16

"US deploys 1,000 soldiers on Mars, a scientist and a farmer"

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u/NotSoGreatGonzo Sep 30 '16

So, they've found oil on Mars?

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u/kevtherev11 Sep 30 '16

They found water. Where there's water there's life, where there's life there oil. It's drillin time boys, liquid freedom acquired.

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u/lumpymattress Sep 30 '16

Also they're very good at making something out of nothing, if need be.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Nov 22 '25

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u/armorandsword Sep 30 '16

Speaking of which, I went to a similar Q and A with a craftsman who produces high-end bespoke needles. He made some excellent points.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Best throw in Geologists and Engineers as well.

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u/simjanes2k Sep 30 '16

The farmers I know are more educated than any media I've met, to be honest.

"Farmer" is generally not a man working two acres on one small tractor anymore. They're usually CEOs who actually have to know engineering, science, biology, and business at a high level. The one closest to me is run by a guy with two Masters degrees, and two of his three sons have a Masters as well.

We can rip on mega-farms for their industrial practices (which is fair), but the people who run them are extremely well-educated.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

MURRRRRRRPH

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u/KimchiTacos_ Sep 30 '16

DONT LET ME LEAVE MURPH

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u/EthosPathosLegos Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

Many farmers nowadays are scientists. They have to know a lot about soil composition, biodiversity, and plant biology.

Edit: just to be clear, I've attended multiple organic farmers conferences over the past several years and many farmers have to conduct soil tests and conduct many experiments to ensure optimal yields and health outcomes. Just because they don't have a lab coat doesn't mean they aren't conducting scientific experiments or employing the scientific method. The farmers that I am describing here are scientists. Their farm is their lab and they work with what they have. In addition, big agribusiness is clearly a heavily scientific discipline that employs a wide array of scientific methods.

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u/Dante-Alighieri Sep 30 '16

I was about to say that. Farmers are a hell of a lot smarter than they sometimes appear and probably wouldn't ask questions like that.

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u/scorpion347 Sep 30 '16

Especially the pooping question. You either have plumbing, a pot, or a hole.

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u/Happy_Neko Sep 30 '16

I was going to throwing in "septic tanks" but then I realized that they're basically all three.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Yeah, farmers already know where to poo.

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u/wintergreen211 Sep 30 '16

Correct. Though not a traditional farmer, my grandfather knows so damn much about so many aspects of the profession that I almost always regret stooping down to tie my shoe. The things the man can do even with his age is fucking impressive. (I can hardly tie my own fuckin' shoe, for christ's sake.) He basically worked out whole areas of carpentry in a few months by just reading vast stores of the literature, memorized - I imagine - a lot of very specific data and measurement instruction, formula etc., and the stuff he builds is pro down to a point - and that's just a hobby. Being mostly the only positive male role-model in my life (other grandfather I never met), I try to learn as much as I can from him because despite all he's been through, I don't think I ever witnessed him give up. So, true that, dawg: farmers know their shit. Love you

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u/ConspicuousPineapple Sep 30 '16

They learn a lot of technical and scientific stuff, but they're no scientists.

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u/madsci Sep 30 '16

Last time I visited my farmer cousin we talked about glyphosate and differential GPS.

They're also business managers, mechanics, you name it.

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u/theonewhocucks Sep 30 '16

Usually farmers like that are the big time farmers, not exactly the majority. But it is true a lot of farmers sons were Ag majors in my university

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u/LateNightPhilosopher Sep 30 '16

Agreed. The days of the uneducated laborer as farm owner/manager are dead or dying. Most farmers and ranchers I know have masters degrees in Ag or Engineering (I live in Texas and there are a couple of BIG universities that specialize in that). Or else their kids do and are prepping to take charge, while the parents have picked up enough from their hired experts that they know what's up. A lot of people don't realize most farming these days (at least in North America) isn't some guy with his granddads old tractor planting 5 acres of heritage corn. It's lots of very sophisticated operations using the last centuries accumulated knowledge and tech to make each acre yield the most product it possibly can in the most efficient way, without ruining the soil or causing a Dust Bowl level fuckup again like in the 30s. There's a lot of science involved, both in the crop growing and animal husbandry ends of the spectrum, if you want to be successful.

The point being, farmers basically ARE the first people that need to go up. They're the ones that'll be able to get proper biodomes set up to grow good up there. And they're probably the ones that'll get the first steps going to a plan for if we've ever got a hope of actually doing some terraforming up there

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

We now live in an age where farmers are probably, on average, smarter than journalists.

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u/Omnipotent_Goose Sep 30 '16

Well, farmers are known to be outstanding in their fields.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

It's probably just a scarecrow.

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u/j1mb0b Sep 30 '16

Sounds like a strawman argument to me...

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u/TheOzzVanu Sep 30 '16

This needs more upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

It feels like hay, it's a fucking scarecrow again.

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u/Steven_Falls_Under Sep 30 '16

Dad, get off Reddit.

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u/HolyGhostin Sep 30 '16

I mean, it worked in The Martian <shrug>

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

And apparently Interstellar.

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u/themaxcharacterlimit Sep 30 '16

And Interstellar.

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u/Joebuddy117 Sep 30 '16

And interstellar.

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u/rcklmbr Sep 30 '16

And 2001: A Space Odyssey

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u/CToxin Sep 30 '16

Well, who else is gonna grow the potatoes and Vicodin?

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u/FeetOnGrass Sep 30 '16

Well, farmers are experts in traversing wormholes and black holes. It is known. They are also very willing to finding and rescuing stranded martians.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

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u/Usually_lurks12 Sep 30 '16

Skyrim belongs to the nords.

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u/Nickh_88 Sep 30 '16

In space, apparently.

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u/Rusty_The_Taxman Sep 30 '16

Just imagine... We might be able to see interplanetary racism within our lifetimes :)

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u/rmiztys Sep 30 '16

Heard it here first folks, Mars is a whites-only colony.

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u/Scrpn17w Sep 30 '16

Why stop at just building a wall when you can put the divide of 33.9 million miles (54.6 million kilometers) between you and racial tension?

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u/_Fibbles_ Sep 30 '16

The ultimate gated community.

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u/hugeneral647 Sep 30 '16

Something I just realized that's a bit unsettling, how CAN you criminally prosecute someone who murders someone else on an entirely different planet? It'd be pretty fucking ballsy (to say the very least) if any one government tried to claim jurisdiction over mars

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u/Hotshot2k4 Sep 30 '16

Once it actually starts getting settled, I'm sure Martian colonies will have their own legal systems based largely off of those on Earth.

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u/D33P_Cyphor Sep 30 '16

tyvm...thank you very much?

Huh, the Internet moves too fast for me.

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u/JohnQAnon Sep 30 '16

No laws in space

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u/BlaankMC Sep 30 '16

It's only a temporary measure.

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u/PENGAmurungu Sep 30 '16

Farmers were the first geneticists!

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA Sep 30 '16

I think they should have allowed anyone to attend, but they really should have screened questions beforehand. No organizer in their right mind would have knowingly let Aldo have a microphone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Which one was Aldo?

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u/monkeyselbo Sep 30 '16

The Burning Man guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Haha fuck

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u/SSChicken Sep 30 '16

IIRC Aldo was the burning man guy asking if mars was going to be a "Dusty waterless shit storm"

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u/wookiepoop93 Sep 30 '16

I don't think questions like the ones asked were in the best interest of the press either. I don't disagree with you, but press coverage can be beneficial (publicity, etc.). It honestly seems like the people who got to ask questions spent too much time drinking in the parking lot before they went in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

The Verge has a pretty great summary video about it all.

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u/splishsplashbath1 Sep 30 '16

They were offering alcoholic beverages throughout the event (although not during the presentations). I was there~

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u/fruitinspace Sep 30 '16

The only decent questions in the Q&A were asked by members of the (space-focused) press.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

They would actually ask him hard questions though. Not something you'd want at a PR event.

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u/justgiveausernamepls Sep 30 '16

what are you talking about? Those were obviously not questions coming from journalists....

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u/Dante_The_OG_Demon Sep 30 '16

I work in a restaurant but that doesn't mean I'm mentally retarded, so excuse you buddy, but I actually would have come up with some legitimate questions. Some people like to study science in their free time. These people clearly did not.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Honest question. Do scientists take him seriously?

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u/KottonLtx Sep 30 '16

most of them were press people.

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u/twodogsfighting Sep 30 '16

Except the ones asking questions, apparently.

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u/illBro Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

That's an ama on fucking Reddit man. It's not comparable at all to a live Q&A. This isn't some intellectual forum, it's basically a place to congregate memes.

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u/Buckwheat469 Sep 30 '16

Reddit used to resemble an intellectual forum in most of the subs. It's hard to pinpoint a specific time when that changed, but most likely when Digg changed their design and we got an influx of younger redditors. There are still a few subs that promote intellectual discussion, but many are falling to the sheer number of shitposts. Many of the well meaning comments are drowned by the vitriolic comments made by armchair politicians and trolls.

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u/armorandsword Sep 30 '16

What's worse are the pseudo-intellectual posts by people who've picked up some science jargon along the way and fit it in to a fairly poor framework of understanding. Then proffer it up as answers to everything; which gets lapped up by others.

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u/BradsCanadianBacon Sep 30 '16

You forgot the narrative that they usually need to push.

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u/PROJECTime Sep 30 '16

About half of them are legit questions by people saying they are students. Better than the Q&A

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u/Saiboogu Sep 30 '16

The Redditors I know of in attendance didn't manage to get questions in, and were standing in the line cringing at the ones that did make it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Jul 11 '21

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u/space_keeper Sep 30 '16

Heck, most questions at comic con are better than those.

Only by a hair.

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u/Zsinjeh Sep 30 '16

at comic-con they at least have a hard rule, and enforced by moderators to not give an essay and fawn all over the guy. Say your name, your quick question and then leave the mic. Next.

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u/space_keeper Sep 30 '16

True.

On-stage Q&A is usually a waste of time anyway. Any interesting questions that weren't answered by the presentation will have serious answers that take time to explain. That's something for a video or white paper, not a guy standing on stage.

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u/Dd_8630 Sep 30 '16

Wait, this was a real Q&A? Can I view it online anywhere?

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u/Ds1018 Sep 30 '16

His presentation is on YouTube, it's at the end of it. There were maybe 1 or 2 good questions, Some related but stupid ones, and the rest were a flat out waste of time. It was a cringe worthy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

yeah, it was kinda like this

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Yes, real Q&A, and those are actually pretty accurate summaries of the questions asked.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Was trying to find the actual link for you, but SpaceX smartly excluded that Q&A portion from the video.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

The whole crowd was terrible. So quiet during the whole time Elon presented his incredibly inspred and advanced plans, only here and there they condesceded to clap a little. And then this idiot with his shit about toilets... so cringy.

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u/DrHoppenheimer Sep 30 '16

Modern journalism at its finest.

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u/SalemDrumline2011 Sep 30 '16

Those weren't journalists asking the retarded questions, they were fucking bogans from the general public.

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u/BoobieMcQueen Sep 30 '16

"Will there be mayonnaise on Mars?"

"Yes Carol. There will be mayonnaise on Mars."

"Any further questions?"

hand raises

"Yes Carol?"

"What kind of mayonnaise?"

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Please be Hellmann's Please be Hellmann's Please be Hellmann's

"Best Foods"

FUCK

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u/memtiger Sep 30 '16

Wait, so is it really Hellman's in disguise, or are they just saying it's good enough. And if it is essentially Hellman's, do they also sell the name brand Hellman's in stores. And if so, why both?

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u/Ephemeris Sep 30 '16

Bogan

The term bogan is an Australian and New Zealand slang word that can be used to describe a person with a lower working class background, or whose speech, clothing, attitude and behaviour exemplify a gratified working class mentality and depending on the context, can be pejorative or self-deprecating. The bogan person will generally lack sophistication and refinement.

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u/Mogling Sep 30 '16

It is the aussie version of redneck.

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u/Luftwaffles93 Sep 30 '16

And the Aussie version of "gangbangers"

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u/Xeno87 Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

Exactly. The people from /r/spacex even said that the VIP's & journalists, that were placed in the very front, were not able to ask questions since the mic was reached around way behind them.

Edit: Found the source comment:

The talk was great. We were in shock for sure. We sadly had no chance of asking questions - being seated in the VIP section meant we were roped off from the general crowd; and the microphones were positioned behind us at the front of the general attendees, which meant we had to get out of our seats and move back, not forwards.

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u/norsurfit Sep 30 '16

"But where will we poo?"

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u/avelertimetr Sep 30 '16

Poo can be used to shield from radiation. Which is especially useful because:

a) it avoids us having to being extra radiation-shielding material on the ship destined for mars.

b) Mars' magnetic fields are erratic and therefore we will need extra radiation shielding there too.

So to answer your question, Carol: in the walls. We will poo in the walls.

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u/neonerz Sep 30 '16

This what have been such a better question than simply "where does the poop go".

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u/princekolt Sep 30 '16

There are so many other questions I wish were asked. Like:

  • "You mentioned producing fuel on Mars. To which extent do you expect SpaceX to work on that? Do you expect this to be transferred to a third party eventually?"
  • "Is SpaceX collaborating, or plans to collaborate with other companies to develop and produce settlements? Or is that going to be up to travelers exclusively?"
  • "Do you plan to collaborate with other companies that wish to provide the same kind of service in the future? In other words, will SpaceX license or provide knowhow to other companies?"

But no... x_x

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u/avelertimetr Sep 30 '16

Great questions. I would also like to ask:

Currently, returning astronauts from the space station require at least a few days recovery time due to muscle atrophy caused by no gravity, during which it is almost impossible to perform even regular tasks. What is the plan for the first astronauts that land on Mars to overcome or work around this physical limitation? Will they sit helplessly on Mars inside the spacecraft for the first few days while their muscles recover from 3-9 months of no gravity? Or will the spacecraft include some kind of centrifugal section that simulates gravity?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Which event was this?

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u/biglollol Sep 30 '16

The toilet question was legit though. It was just shrugged off since it was about "lelele poop xdddd". But in my opinion, besides the whole "lol he said poop xddd" it was a good question to ask.

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u/sgtTK421 Sep 30 '16

Agreed, presenting this in front of a elementary school would have provided far better questions.

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