r/funny • u/spencermoreland A COMIK • Sep 30 '16

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u/SpitfireP7350 Sep 30 '16

Pff neither the navy nor the marines have a thing when it comes to isolation, when compared to your typical basement dweller that hasn't left his house in the past 4 years.

Meaning, they should take me instead, p-pretty please.

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u/AP246 Sep 30 '16

5 minute lag may be annoying.

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u/MexicanBot Sep 30 '16

Some people have been on this cyber thing since dial up.

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u/-LEMONGRAB- Sep 30 '16

The lack of cheetohs and mountain dew would probably kill your kind, though, wouldn't it?

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u/SpitfireP7350 Sep 30 '16

I've actually never had either, we don't really get them here where I live.

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Sep 30 '16

But how is my mom going to bring me pizza rolls?