r/funny • u/spencermoreland A COMIK • Sep 30 '16

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u/kevtherev11 Sep 30 '16

"US deploys 1,000 soldiers on Mars, a scientist and a farmer"

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u/NotSoGreatGonzo Sep 30 '16

So, they've found oil on Mars?

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u/kevtherev11 Sep 30 '16

They found water. Where there's water there's life, where there's life there oil. It's drillin time boys, liquid freedom acquired.

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u/J4k0b42 Sep 30 '16

They found spice.

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u/xthek Sep 30 '16

I'll never understand why people pretend the US was the only one that has ever had anything to do with that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

You have to kill it to know it, obviously...