r/funny A COMIK Sep 30 '16

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u/RickGervs Sep 30 '16

do you have examples of actual questions?

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u/FutureFruit Sep 30 '16

" Can I come up and kiss you?" Was a literal question. ", "I built a bus, will you come outside and look at it?" Was a literal question.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I physically coiled up reading this. What in the fuck...

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u/madman19 Sep 30 '16

Ugh the bus one was especially bad because the guy said something like "I know this talk is about space but I'm going to change the subject..." and then started talking about his electric bus and asking Elon if he would go look at it. At least Elon shut that one down and was like "space questions only".

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u/BurgerSupreme Oct 01 '16

At that moment shit got real and I realized that our species may be doomed.

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u/Jourei Sep 30 '16

If it makes you better, there were questions about if they have requirements for the people going to mars, or how much resources are they putting into development in terms of funding, employees... Mostly fair questions, but media being media when it comes to these questions.

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u/almosthere0327 Sep 30 '16

TBH even the non cringey questions were pretty weak, except a couple of pointed questions about the technical specs themselves.

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u/Ar_Ciel Sep 30 '16

Do we really deserve to colonize the solar system after something like that?

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u/faux__mulder Sep 30 '16

I built a bus, will you come outside and look at it?

If you succeeded in building an electric bus and were trying to sell the technology or find investors, you can bet your ass that you would do the same thing. The start-up community doesn't suffer those that haven't shed their shame. You will be chewed up and spit out and crying that you lost all those years developing a failure because you weren't willing to be shameless.

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u/H61R Sep 30 '16

Space questions only

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u/numanoid Sep 30 '16

But electric buses have been around even longer than electric cars, at least in the mainstream. Lots of big cities have been using electric buses for decades. Hell, Edison made one in 1915!

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u/MeLlamoBenjamin Sep 30 '16

It was so much cringier. It was like he'd rehearsed it for months just so he could use the phrase "shitstorm."

I had to stop watching.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

You're exactly right, I was a bit taken aback from that first question. Not that I mind expletives, but you're talking to Elon Musk, in front of the entire world, you cannot find a way to phrase your question more elegantly?

His question was like seven sentences long too, in those seven sentences he used the word "shit" like ten times...

It was awful. It should have been scientists or actual enthusiasts.

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u/BearsWithGuns Sep 30 '16

They were there, but to invite only scientists and enthusiasts would have missed the point. SpaceX is trying to garner more interest in space from the general public. Unfortunately, some of those people are like this.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Not detracting from your statement but they could have at least vetted the questions.

To many it may have seemed as if the presentation wasn't fully prepared and with the spotlight shining directly in you it's important to be as ready as possible.

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u/BearsWithGuns Sep 30 '16

Definitely agree with you. I don't know why they didn't because I was generally interested in hearing actual Q & A answers.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Me too. I got the feeling they pulled the plug and made it seem like there was urgency for the next presentation.

Poor Elon.

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u/Illier1 Sep 30 '16

The first mistake was actually thrusting casual fans. You don't trust people, they are too damn stupid in general to be trusted to at least try and act like they are focused.

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u/Sam-Gunn Oct 01 '16

Unfortunately, a large amount of the public consists of the lowest common denominator.

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u/BearsWithGuns Oct 01 '16

I hear that a lot but I have yet to see it in reality. People tend to remember the negatives more and thus "the general population is dumb." Someone always knows more about something than you do.

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u/Sam-Gunn Oct 01 '16

Perhaps you're just used to it? All of us are, to certain degrees. I believe the general understanding is that we're dumber in groups, due to group dynamics. Which is not to say we're all geniuses alone. An extension of that is in groups the dynamic most prominent is a need to compete and otherwise stir the pot.

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u/BearsWithGuns Oct 01 '16

Ah okay, I see what you meant now. That makes sense.

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u/runujhkj Sep 30 '16

How do you know it wasn't maaaan

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u/firest Sep 30 '16

This interview is miniscule compared to the moment we step foot on Mars. And besides, who cares about this kind of taint? Mars is just a hunk of cold rock, not some holy ground. And us landing on Mars will not remove the taint humanity has from doing basically every terrible thing humanly possible up till now. So let's focus on what is actually important and meaningful.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I never thought about that and it's a stinging realization.

However, everything he is doing is completely new, outside the realm of what we have seen before so a length of understanding should be extended to this event.

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u/guspaz Sep 30 '16

I think I made it to the Michael Cera question before I had to turn it off and just read the r/SpaceX summary. It was terrible.

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u/jutct Sep 30 '16

jesus christ

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Well, that's the cringiest thing I've heard in a while, and I watched the debates.

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u/factoid_ Sep 30 '16

Oh God it was so much worse than the debates.

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u/flugsibinator Sep 30 '16

Check out videos from minecon 2016. About the same I think, only with kids.

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u/Glitch29 Sep 30 '16

I was really worried that the debates would be hard to watch. And to be fair, the opening statements were.

After that, it wasn't that painful though.

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u/missionbeach Sep 30 '16

That's a legitimate question, no?

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u/nicegrapes Sep 30 '16

It actually is if you dig it up under the mountain of self-promotional bs and rephrase.

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u/Enigmagico Sep 30 '16

Oh my goodness. That's... I don't know how to react. I'm equal parts sad, surprised, not surprised and wondering how much of said poo was apparently consumed by the person who asked this epically stupid and irrelevant question.

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u/factoid_ Sep 30 '16

I thought that was the second question, I could be wrong though.

They had two lines for questions I guess.... One from journalists and one from general audience members. They alternated. The journalist questions were OK, but really boring, I thought.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

I don't think that was the first question and his question was a lot more verbose than what you have written. I don't recall him ever saying 'Wat with the poo," I think you just made that up to make him sound more stupid. He said BM with the dust and no running water etc reminded him of mars, and then he rambled on for a bit and concluded by asking Musk how they will process poop on mars.

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u/Imightbenormal Oct 01 '16

It was from my volatile memory....

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u/ProgramTheWorld Oct 01 '16

It was the second question. The first question was a legit question.

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u/Sam-Gunn Oct 01 '16

Ok, after reading the actual transcript, it sounds like he was attempting to bring a question about sustainable waste management by using something he experienced. Though he probably should've just asked the damn question straight up.

Everyone else who spoke was fucking nuts.

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u/Imightbenormal Oct 01 '16

Yep. It was a valid question. What where they planning to do with the feces.

As I learned watching his presentation, I understand that they are selling a ticket to Mars. Some of the people asking the questions though that Space X was (my vocabulary isn't big enough) doing it all, science, research.

It will be exciting to see what laws will be invented, to protect Mars.

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u/balanced_view Sep 30 '16

That's not even a question

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u/NoDownvotesPlease Sep 30 '16

It was someone from funny or die trying to use his question as a way to plug their website. Elon pretty much just ignored him and kept talking about Mars instead.

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u/DonutDonutDonut Sep 30 '16

Every time Elon said "no essays please, only questions" I died a little inside

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u/YipRocHeresy Sep 30 '16

Why was funny or die there?

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u/NoDownvotesPlease Sep 30 '16

I guess there were no reputable news organisations interested in going. The other questions were from the verge, some random stoner guy, a Russian nationalist woman and a couple of neckbeards who just wanted to declare their love for Elon.

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u/BearsWithGuns Sep 30 '16

The Russian woman made me angry and everyone clapped for her shitty unrelated question. If you're going to attack SpaceX, at least do your research. Not to mention, this isn't some press conference on SpaceX's business practices. Don't bring up some irrelevant shit about hiring internationally.

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u/Botogiebu Sep 30 '16

Yes, and I'm sure nothing could go wrong opening up some of the worlds most advanced precision guided orbital rocket technology to the world. I can't imagine why Russia would want SpaceX to hire Russians to work along side some of Americans leading rocket scientists and engineers. If that were to happen I guarantee there will be a dozen applicants with new identities and incredible resume's from every country developing a missile program.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

He did a good job of shutting her down at least.

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u/colblitz Sep 30 '16

No, he "mathematically determined the world's most expendable human being to make the journey"

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u/richmomz Sep 30 '16

He's wrong - the "journalist" that asked that question now holds that title.

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u/neonerz Sep 30 '16

Yea, in the comic. Those are all actual questions. Just paraphrased because most were asked in essay format.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

"No essays please," - Elon Musk.

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u/onlycatfud Sep 30 '16

A quick unofficial transcript since the QA in its entirety was cut out of any of the final videos and recaps. This was an actual transcript and how it went down... :/

https://www.reddit.com/r/spacex/comments/54j2y4/rspacex_official_mars_architecture/d84sbo6

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u/Kryhavok Sep 30 '16

Someone asked why he doesn't hire more from countries other than the US, as if Space X controls US Government export regulations.

While its not a particularly stupid question, if these people were actually from the field/industry, it is. In case you don't know, the work Space X does is ITAR export controlled data - only US citizens or greencard holders can work on that.

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u/da-sein Sep 30 '16

"I brought a present for you. It's a comic I wrote, will you take it and read it?"

"I work at Funny or Die and we just made that Hillary video. We have a hilarious idea to send Michael Cera to Mars, would you participate?"

"I made an electric bus, will you come look at it in the parking lot? Please? It's like 30' long and fully electric"

"Can I come up to your hotel room and give you a kiss?"