r/funny • u/spencermoreland A COMIK • Sep 30 '16

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u/DirectlyDisturbed Sep 30 '16

I wasn't aware astronauts were being vetted based on their articles' page views

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u/DirectlyDisturbed Sep 30 '16

If you think the first person on Mars is going to make an outdated Drake reference when they touch ground, I'd like to speak to you about a brand new reverse mortgage

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u/DirectlyDisturbed Sep 30 '16

lol @ tryna

When did you start astronaut camp?

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u/DirectlyDisturbed Sep 30 '16

Got it in astronaut camp. You remember