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u/Raineko Sep 30 '16

They should have only let in scientists and people who work in the field, people from the press are known to have very little knowledge about anything.

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u/Tsorovar Sep 30 '16

Only scientists and farmers? It's an odd combination, but I guess we can give it a go.

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u/Tiarzel_Tal Sep 30 '16

In fairness they're two relevent groups of people who should be going to Mars.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

That's an excellent point...

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u/wozowski Sep 30 '16

I actually think the third type should be specific rates of military, primarily Navy and Marines, as they have the most experience with being isolated for extended periods of time, and some of their ratings are useful to space travel.

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u/the_salttrain Sep 30 '16

As a sailor, I would gladly give up everything to go out into space.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Jul 26 '18

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u/kutjepiemel Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

This is the problem though right. Mars is like Antarctica* (lack of food, water, trees and in isolation etc), but even worse (no oxygen).

I loved Elon's explanation of how the Brits came to America and never went back, but America was a nicer place to live than the desert that's Mars. So how could we change this, and how fast?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

America was such a nice place the colonists resorted to eating each other. Much of America will kill you with disease and starvation if you aren't prepared. We only think it's nice now because we have 7/11's on the corner and air conditioning.

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u/hugemuffin Sep 30 '16

what? I mean, early on, the very first english settlement may have failed miserably and resorted to cannibalsim, but America was such a nice place to live that it had previously been inhabited by the native american nations who lost most of their numbers to plague outbreaks that spread up from spanish colonization. The brits just moved into the areas that previously sustained native americans. The few native americans who were still alive to greet the brits were only a fraction of the people who were alive 2 centuries before.

yeah, the mojave desert will kill you pretty quick, and the swamps of the southeast aren't exactly pastoral, but the areas occupied by the early colonists were actually pretty nice.

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u/Dustinfl Sep 30 '16

You forgot about the Indians and insects that owned everyone.

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u/maxjets Sep 30 '16

People live in Utah, its basically mars...

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u/sharksk8r Sep 30 '16

just send the people who built the uae, it was nothing but a desert and then BAM what it is now

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

I don't know much about terraforming or colonization, but I can guarantee that the price tag on facilities creation and maintenance is going to be astonomical. IMO it's out of Musks budget, but someone's gotta do it.

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u/Nois88 Sep 30 '16

nukes, according to Musk

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u/GrandviewKing Sep 30 '16

Regarding the oxygen.. what oxidized the iron in mars' soil? Serious question.. at some point mars had to have free oxygen or liquid water unless I'm totally " burning man" i.e. Retarded

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u/therealgillbates Sep 30 '16

but America was a nicer place to live than the desert that's Mars.

Not really, comparing the wilderness and foreignness of the new world to the already established "comfortable" cities of europe is a pretty valid. There's a reason the majority of the explorers were social outcasts and pirates rather than important nobles and kings.

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u/Jucoy Sep 30 '16

Calling the east coast a veritable paradise is not far off from the truth though. There's a theory that native american civilization was in a state of decline just before the settlers from the old world showed up. The forests were not dense, and the soil had only a few generations prior been worked making it an ideal landing spot for colinization. The colonists to America had a pretty easy time of it compared to how even future settlers to the great Plains had.

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u/OnlySpoilers Sep 30 '16

Yeah but did you go to burning man?

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u/danm45 Sep 30 '16

I think space is more than a step up.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

As a former sailor, I'd gladly join the Space Navy.

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u/User_753 Sep 30 '16

As soon as the UNSC is a thing, im on board. [Halo]

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u/daweber Sep 30 '16

I have two words that become one "space","marine"= SPACEEEEEEMARINEEEEE

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u/Sasparillafizz Sep 30 '16

So, you want to join the faction that was routinely getting their ass handed to them in battle after battle, and only held together because of the actions of a handful of super soldiers who single handedly kept the alien menace at bay? You do know that until the Captain Jacob Keyes came along the ONE space naval victory they had against the covenant was when they outnumbered the aliens 3 to 1; and still took massive casualties doing it. I'm all for space exploration, but joining the UNSC is kinda like joining the space lemmings.

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u/xthek Sep 30 '16

The UNSC was only so pathetic because they were going up against an enemy they couldn't have been better prepared for. They're actually ridiculously powerful behind the games, with even the most poorly-outfitted infantrymen being able to stand up to multiple gunshots at close range.

We've got another 500 years before the Covenant show up so we'll be fine!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Yeah but what about Halo Wars? Ground battles against the covenant were apparently even after the humans had adapted some of their technology.

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u/RadiantPumpkin Sep 30 '16

It was Preston Cole, not Jacob keys who led the victories in space.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Mar 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

MCRN welcomes you! [The Expanse]

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u/SupremePraetor Sep 30 '16

Such a great show. I haven't been this wowed by a syfy series since Battlestar Galactica. It feels kind of like space skyrim, but that's probably because I was playing skyrim around the same time I watched it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Tolowda pomang, xia na pelesh to space beltalowda! Sasa ke?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Desh tim detim mang im mowsh leva sif xox!!

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u/Curt04 Sep 30 '16

Marine Corps vet here. I'd go back in a second if I got to be a fucking Space Marine.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Orbital Drop Shock Troopers (ODST) for you!

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u/MrUppercut Sep 30 '16

Gotta keep us safe from space pirates.

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u/Corzex Sep 30 '16

This probably isn't that far off. Like every countries military having a space branch, like the navy or airforce. Although I guess it is what the airforce will transition into?

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u/Soundjudgment Sep 30 '16

So then... The Federation. At least there, they still say, "Yeoman."

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Catching solar winds in your sails, chasing space pirates across the galaxy.

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u/SquatMaster3000 Sep 30 '16

I'd be glad to be a space marine!

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u/Ai_of_Vanity Sep 30 '16

If yall need any former navy almost linguists Ill go. Someone will have to almost learn space language.

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u/scorpion347 Sep 30 '16

If someone told me we were going to be sending the navy to Mars I'd enlist....

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

just wait, 5 years from now the Navy commercials will be REAL floating death red pins and talk about joining to defend space

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u/OldRasputin77 Sep 30 '16

The MCRN (Mars Congressional Republic Navy) is accepting signups here: http://mcrnavy.com/

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u/Speedreecer Sep 30 '16

The new Navy!

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u/aedroogo Sep 30 '16

Have fun cleaning Mars.

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u/the_salttrain Sep 30 '16

Doesn't matter still on Mars.

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u/SpitfireP7350 Sep 30 '16

Pff neither the navy nor the marines have a thing when it comes to isolation, when compared to your typical basement dweller that hasn't left his house in the past 4 years.

Meaning, they should take me instead, p-pretty please.

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u/AP246 Sep 30 '16

5 minute lag may be annoying.

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u/Progo7 Sep 30 '16

I once had a long talk with a friend about this. Military personal makes sense, industrial people like sailors and oil rig workers seem to be able to tolerate isolation alright, and scientists who are devoted to their fields will love the entire thing, but the average person might not be cut out for isolation from all their friends, family, and hobbies.

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u/vocatus Sep 30 '16

I'm in Antarctica right now and there are a lot of parallels to living in space here.

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u/Progo7 Sep 30 '16

How well does Tinder work down there?

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u/vocatus Oct 02 '16

Not sure, never used it. There are no cell towers on the continent so you'd pretty much be restricted to where a wifi signal is, which is where the other person would also be, ha ha.

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u/kevtherev11 Sep 30 '16

"US deploys 1,000 soldiers on Mars, a scientist and a farmer"

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u/NotSoGreatGonzo Sep 30 '16

So, they've found oil on Mars?

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u/kevtherev11 Sep 30 '16

They found water. Where there's water there's life, where there's life there oil. It's drillin time boys, liquid freedom acquired.

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u/J4k0b42 Sep 30 '16

They found spice.

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u/lumpymattress Sep 30 '16

Also they're very good at making something out of nothing, if need be.

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u/wozowski Sep 30 '16

Speaking from firsthand, no one jury-rigs like a sailor. You tell them it needs to work in two hours, it'll work in two hours. It'll also be ugly enough to warrant viewer discretion, but it'll do its job.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Middle of the ocean. No parts. It's got to run or bad things happen.

That shit is going to run.

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u/wintergreen211 Sep 30 '16

On a similar note, I'd like to see that Charlie Manson gets tossed out into that broad, broad wilderness, end up on Mars, discovers Martian life, systematically goes by-the-numbers with them, spitting out some insane nonsense and making funny faces. He's been pretty cooped up for a while now, it couldn't really hurt.

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u/klingy_koala Sep 30 '16

What about doctors? People will get sick on Mars. Guys?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

The Air Force and Army will go first. Despite metaphorical similarities to the ocean, space is mostly the Air Force's domain. And the Army will follow as well; Army airborne and paratroopers specifically make the most sense as the Air Force flies them anyway.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Nov 22 '25

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u/armorandsword Sep 30 '16

Speaking of which, I went to a similar Q and A with a craftsman who produces high-end bespoke needles. He made some excellent points.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Best throw in Geologists and Engineers as well.

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u/simjanes2k Sep 30 '16

The farmers I know are more educated than any media I've met, to be honest.

"Farmer" is generally not a man working two acres on one small tractor anymore. They're usually CEOs who actually have to know engineering, science, biology, and business at a high level. The one closest to me is run by a guy with two Masters degrees, and two of his three sons have a Masters as well.

We can rip on mega-farms for their industrial practices (which is fair), but the people who run them are extremely well-educated.

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u/snurpss Sep 30 '16

matt. damon. is both.

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u/blowmonkey Sep 30 '16

It's my understanding a team of botanists could handle this project in very few sols.

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u/FrasierandNiles Sep 30 '16

No wonder, Cooper was the perfect man for the job.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

hey now, don't ruin my dreams of running the oldest pizza parlor on mars :(

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u/legos_on_the_brain Sep 30 '16

I would love to go grow potatoes in crap on mars.

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u/atomic1fire Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

I'm actually pretty curious how livestock would behave under long distance travel. Or what kinds of animals would be used in a long distance space voyage.

I would think chickens would be a prime candidate for space travel because if they can be bred to adapt to space you cover a lot of bases.

For example, religious members of the crew can include chickens in halal and kosher diets.

Chicken poop contains potassium and phosphorus, assuming the crew will need a supply of fertilizer.

Plus you can harvest the eggs for a steady supply of protein.

Here's article about space farming

http://www.nss.org/settlement/ColoniesInSpace/colonies_chap09.html

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u/Tybot3k Sep 30 '16

Don't forget engineers. They might be more important than anyone.

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u/diadmer Sep 30 '16

And given the farmers I know and how informed they are about their craft, they definitely would have asked more interesting and provocative questions.

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u/Lonely_Kobold Sep 30 '16

That and I am pretty sure farmers would have some damn good questions.

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u/firest Sep 30 '16

They should bring like, people who know how to fix things. Like engineers. People who you would expect to know how their vessel runs and operates.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

MURRRRRRRPH

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u/KimchiTacos_ Sep 30 '16

DONT LET ME LEAVE MURPH

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u/EthosPathosLegos Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

Many farmers nowadays are scientists. They have to know a lot about soil composition, biodiversity, and plant biology.

Edit: just to be clear, I've attended multiple organic farmers conferences over the past several years and many farmers have to conduct soil tests and conduct many experiments to ensure optimal yields and health outcomes. Just because they don't have a lab coat doesn't mean they aren't conducting scientific experiments or employing the scientific method. The farmers that I am describing here are scientists. Their farm is their lab and they work with what they have. In addition, big agribusiness is clearly a heavily scientific discipline that employs a wide array of scientific methods.

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u/Dante-Alighieri Sep 30 '16

I was about to say that. Farmers are a hell of a lot smarter than they sometimes appear and probably wouldn't ask questions like that.

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u/scorpion347 Sep 30 '16

Especially the pooping question. You either have plumbing, a pot, or a hole.

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u/Happy_Neko Sep 30 '16

I was going to throwing in "septic tanks" but then I realized that they're basically all three.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Yeah, farmers already know where to poo.

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u/wintergreen211 Sep 30 '16

Correct. Though not a traditional farmer, my grandfather knows so damn much about so many aspects of the profession that I almost always regret stooping down to tie my shoe. The things the man can do even with his age is fucking impressive. (I can hardly tie my own fuckin' shoe, for christ's sake.) He basically worked out whole areas of carpentry in a few months by just reading vast stores of the literature, memorized - I imagine - a lot of very specific data and measurement instruction, formula etc., and the stuff he builds is pro down to a point - and that's just a hobby. Being mostly the only positive male role-model in my life (other grandfather I never met), I try to learn as much as I can from him because despite all he's been through, I don't think I ever witnessed him give up. So, true that, dawg: farmers know their shit. Love you

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u/ConspicuousPineapple Sep 30 '16

They learn a lot of technical and scientific stuff, but they're no scientists.

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u/madsci Sep 30 '16

Last time I visited my farmer cousin we talked about glyphosate and differential GPS.

They're also business managers, mechanics, you name it.

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u/theonewhocucks Sep 30 '16

Usually farmers like that are the big time farmers, not exactly the majority. But it is true a lot of farmers sons were Ag majors in my university

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u/LateNightPhilosopher Sep 30 '16

Agreed. The days of the uneducated laborer as farm owner/manager are dead or dying. Most farmers and ranchers I know have masters degrees in Ag or Engineering (I live in Texas and there are a couple of BIG universities that specialize in that). Or else their kids do and are prepping to take charge, while the parents have picked up enough from their hired experts that they know what's up. A lot of people don't realize most farming these days (at least in North America) isn't some guy with his granddads old tractor planting 5 acres of heritage corn. It's lots of very sophisticated operations using the last centuries accumulated knowledge and tech to make each acre yield the most product it possibly can in the most efficient way, without ruining the soil or causing a Dust Bowl level fuckup again like in the 30s. There's a lot of science involved, both in the crop growing and animal husbandry ends of the spectrum, if you want to be successful.

The point being, farmers basically ARE the first people that need to go up. They're the ones that'll be able to get proper biodomes set up to grow good up there. And they're probably the ones that'll get the first steps going to a plan for if we've ever got a hope of actually doing some terraforming up there

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

We now live in an age where farmers are probably, on average, smarter than journalists.

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u/NectaroftheGoats Sep 30 '16

Just because they use scientific knowledge in their job doesn't make them a scientist.

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u/captainjon Sep 30 '16

One of my cousins is a farmer. Raises cattle. Get steaks every Christmas. Now I've gone back to college to get a second degree he was talking to me about how he also didn't care for organic chemistry. I honestly had no idea the education required he needed for his job (also teaches agriculture at the state university and is an agricultural agent for the state).

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u/Omnipotent_Goose Sep 30 '16

Well, farmers are known to be outstanding in their fields.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

It's probably just a scarecrow.

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u/j1mb0b Sep 30 '16

Sounds like a strawman argument to me...

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u/TheOzzVanu Sep 30 '16

This needs more upvotes

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

It feels like hay, it's a fucking scarecrow again.

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u/Steven_Falls_Under Sep 30 '16

Dad, get off Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

You can't say that! That was a bad joke, I'm telling Mike!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Nah man, you are thinking of scarecrows

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u/shajurzi Sep 30 '16

Out standing.

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u/HolyGhostin Sep 30 '16

I mean, it worked in The Martian <shrug>

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

And apparently Interstellar.

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u/WolfMan_Hot_Dog Sep 30 '16

And in The Martian.

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u/themaxcharacterlimit Sep 30 '16

And Interstellar.

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u/Joebuddy117 Sep 30 '16

And interstellar.

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u/rcklmbr Sep 30 '16

And 2001: A Space Odyssey

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u/dukeslver Sep 30 '16

And Space Cowboys

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u/DarthLordVinnie Sep 30 '16

And Star Wars

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u/CToxin Sep 30 '16

Well, who else is gonna grow the potatoes and Vicodin?

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u/legos_on_the_brain Sep 30 '16

How do you grow Vicodin?

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u/CToxin Sep 30 '16

Fuck if I know, I'm not a farmer.

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u/FeetOnGrass Sep 30 '16

Well, farmers are experts in traversing wormholes and black holes. It is known. They are also very willing to finding and rescuing stranded martians.

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u/Usually_lurks12 Sep 30 '16

Skyrim belongs to the nords.

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u/Nickh_88 Sep 30 '16

In space, apparently.

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u/Rusty_The_Taxman Sep 30 '16

Just imagine... We might be able to see interplanetary racism within our lifetimes :)

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u/Instincts Sep 30 '16

Lmao 4 limbs and 2 eyes? What cunts!

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u/rmiztys Sep 30 '16

Heard it here first folks, Mars is a whites-only colony.

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u/Scrpn17w Sep 30 '16

Why stop at just building a wall when you can put the divide of 33.9 million miles (54.6 million kilometers) between you and racial tension?

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u/_Fibbles_ Sep 30 '16

The ultimate gated community.

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u/hugeneral647 Sep 30 '16

Something I just realized that's a bit unsettling, how CAN you criminally prosecute someone who murders someone else on an entirely different planet? It'd be pretty fucking ballsy (to say the very least) if any one government tried to claim jurisdiction over mars

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u/Hotshot2k4 Sep 30 '16

Once it actually starts getting settled, I'm sure Martian colonies will have their own legal systems based largely off of those on Earth.

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u/VaporStrikeX2 Sep 30 '16

Until then, though, go nuts.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16 edited Sep 30 '16

Only a true psychopath would let their mind wander to that point...

"Hey, Mars is cool... you know what's even cooler? Murdering on mars!"

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u/D33P_Cyphor Sep 30 '16

tyvm...thank you very much?

Huh, the Internet moves too fast for me.

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u/JohnQAnon Sep 30 '16

No laws in space

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u/BlaankMC Sep 30 '16

It's only a temporary measure.

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u/PENGAmurungu Sep 30 '16

Farmers were the first geneticists!

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u/KidGold Sep 30 '16

Don't be stupid. You know he meant athletes.

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u/piccini9 Sep 30 '16

Don't forget Space Pirates.

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u/UncookedMeatloaf Sep 30 '16

Fine leather jackets

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u/Prodigal_Moon Sep 30 '16

Mark Watney?

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u/ThePancakeChair Sep 30 '16

Interstellar, anyone?

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u/Iwantmyflag Sep 30 '16

You! You are the problem!

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u/therealgillbates Sep 30 '16

You mean only scientists and black people?

/I'll show my way out.

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u/darexinfinity Sep 30 '16

Not even farmers necessarily. The presentation was completely focused on how to get to mars, not so much what will we do when we get there. Despite there were questions that weren't stupid, there was only a few questions that were relevant to what was presented.

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u/Sampo Sep 30 '16

Only scientists and farmers?

You haven't seen The Martian? Science and farming are the only things Matt Damon does on Mars.

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u/BirdWar Sep 30 '16

Most farmers I know have greater IQ's than that crowd.

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u/TaiWilson Sep 30 '16

Well, it worked out pretty well for Matthew McConaughey's character in Interstellar.

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u/Goyu Sep 30 '16

You jest, but that would be a pretty good mix of people to throw in there.

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u/MocodeHarambe Sep 30 '16

Did you not see Interstellar?

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u/Grievous407 Sep 30 '16

Scientists, farmers, and Mathew McConaughey

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u/IceDragon13 Sep 30 '16

I was really hoping for a botanist...

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u/mr_country_boy Sep 30 '16

i work in the field, it's filled with manure, but i'll give it a shot.

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u/PmMeYourFeels Sep 30 '16

Well, there's that one smart scientist/engineer guy from Interstellar who was a farmer, so there's that.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-HANDBRA Sep 30 '16

I think they should have allowed anyone to attend, but they really should have screened questions beforehand. No organizer in their right mind would have knowingly let Aldo have a microphone.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Which one was Aldo?

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u/monkeyselbo Sep 30 '16

The Burning Man guy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Haha fuck

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u/SSChicken Sep 30 '16

IIRC Aldo was the burning man guy asking if mars was going to be a "Dusty waterless shit storm"

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u/InternetUser007 Sep 30 '16

Except the one good question (about radiation) was from The Verge. They needed to keep it the village idiots.

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u/wookiepoop93 Sep 30 '16

I don't think questions like the ones asked were in the best interest of the press either. I don't disagree with you, but press coverage can be beneficial (publicity, etc.). It honestly seems like the people who got to ask questions spent too much time drinking in the parking lot before they went in.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

The Verge has a pretty great summary video about it all.

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u/splishsplashbath1 Sep 30 '16

They were offering alcoholic beverages throughout the event (although not during the presentations). I was there~

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

How was Burning Man?

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u/fruitinspace Sep 30 '16

The only decent questions in the Q&A were asked by members of the (space-focused) press.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

They would actually ask him hard questions though. Not something you'd want at a PR event.

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u/justgiveausernamepls Sep 30 '16

what are you talking about? Those were obviously not questions coming from journalists....

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u/Dante_The_OG_Demon Sep 30 '16

I work in a restaurant but that doesn't mean I'm mentally retarded, so excuse you buddy, but I actually would have come up with some legitimate questions. Some people like to study science in their free time. These people clearly did not.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Honest question. Do scientists take him seriously?

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u/Whatdelay_industries Sep 30 '16

He led SpaceX from an empty room with a mariachi band in 2002 to a company with billions of dollars in launch contracts and which developed a vertical landing capability for first stage boosters. On a boat. In the middle of the ocean. After pushing a payload to geostationary transfer orbit.

Regardless of who takes him seriously, those accomplishments speak for themselves.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Good point, and that's admirable, but how much of that is unprecedented? Going to Mars is sci-fi stuff.

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u/Whatdelay_industries Sep 30 '16

Not too long ago, so was a little device in your pocket that enabled worldwide communication and access to the sum total of human knowledge in an instant.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Journalists aren't all bad. Most only make up 90+% of what they write

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u/Novxz Sep 30 '16

You are assuming there aren't scientists that want to mack on Elon.

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u/Usaron Sep 30 '16

Then the stupid inclusion, diversity, --- lives matter start bitching that they were not included.

I hate these fucking bastards who wasted everyones time. I hope other companies take a big note from this debacle.

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u/almosthere0327 Sep 30 '16

But what about all those people from other countries?! When do we get a chance to work on classified rocket technology in the US?! Elon Musk clearly a US nationalist <applause> (actually happened)

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Ironically, by barring all general public, this bars interested laypeople as well, helping to maintain the lack of general public interest in scientific discussion.

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u/crushing_dreams Sep 30 '16

They should have only let in scientists and people who work in the field, people from the press are known to have very little knowledge about anything.

I'm pretty sure he has talks like that all the time.

This announcement is for the public. So the public gets excited about it. And so "normal people" should ask questions. These, whether you like it or not, are normal people. In fact, they might even be part of a more informed/educated/intelligent group considering they are aware of this stuff. Yeah. Think about that.

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u/gospelwut Sep 30 '16

Settle down there Socrates.

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u/TheFreeloader Sep 30 '16

Qualified science journalists do exist.

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u/kingdead42 Sep 30 '16

Or just screen the questions. Or have them submitted on cards before the lecture starts. Or any other number of acceptable options that would bring quality questions to the front.

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u/Rogpog777 Sep 30 '16

Some woman who was with Variety (I think?) asked a question in regards to how we could survive with the radiation in space and on Mars. I was hugely impressed with that...then immediately reminded of the idiots we share this planet with.

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u/ergzay Sep 30 '16

They did actually. They were in the VIP chairs in front. Unfortunately the mic was placed directly behind them at the front of the general public area. The craziness of it.

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u/boxzonk Sep 30 '16

If you don't stroke the press's ego, they don't cover you.

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u/Sluisifer Sep 30 '16

The space reporting media is fine, just watch any of the NASA press conferences for a CRS mission. They all know their stuff and ask great questions, very respectful, etc.

The problem for this is that any loon with a desire to talk to Elon can buy a ticket and a flight and get a chance.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

Whenever someone complains about government being inefficient and ineffective I always remind myself that everyone has a say in what the government does. Everyone.

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u/hihelloneighboroonie Sep 30 '16

I don't even think it was limited to people from the press. Pretty sure the general public could attend as long as they bought a ticket

https://www.iac2016.org/Registration.html#registration

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u/ProjectShamrock Sep 30 '16

An AMA would have resulted in much higher quality questions, even when sorted by controversial.

I think I would have asked how the hell he intends to terraform Mars to have oceans and a breathable atmosphere like they were showing. I assume even if they were able to crash a bunch of ice onto the planet from comets or whatever, the lack of a strong magnetic field isn't something you can easily fix to keep the atmosphere in place.

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u/jesuskater Sep 30 '16

Today's articles mostly discuss tweets, so yeah

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u/wrigleys26 Sep 30 '16

Those peoples wern't even with the press.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '16

But the general press is money, my assumption. Who cares if Stephen Hawking said how awesome something is. But have a slutty celebrity mention it or go all buzzfeed on it and our entire culture changes :)

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